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explosivo posted:Someone else mentioned it but I really wouldn't be surprised if they added the ability to buy checks for other people just so the musk sycophants can keep dumping money into Twitter by forcing checkmarks on celebrities they want in their super cool club for cool guys. Blue Checks just being like our Red Text checks out.
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how do you find yourself making death threats against Elmo, the popular and inoffensive childlike puppet from a children's television series, for failing to defer to the wishes of Elon Musk; and not immediately think "oh my god i need to spend a few months away from the internet"
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Apr 22, 2023 16:29
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Apr 22, 2023 16:32
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Should've swirlie'd Tim Sweeney harder in high school.
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Apr 22, 2023 16:35
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Man this poo poo's too good. https://twitter.com/Sicknlx/status/1649799963197554689?s=20
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Apr 22, 2023 16:41
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I just had Twitter censor the “this mf paid for Twitter” image macro by putting it behind a “sensitive content” click screen. Is that a new thing?
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Apr 22, 2023 16:43
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E the Shaggy posted:Man this poo poo's too good. This account rocks https://twitter.com/sicknlx/status/1649788598911225862?s=12
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Apr 22, 2023 16:46
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Stop it you bullies!! https://twitter.com/TimSweeneyEpic/status/1649797924841492480?s=20
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Apr 22, 2023 16:48
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Tim Sweeny is not mad, he's just disappointed.
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Apr 22, 2023 16:50
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People keep kicking me ever since I bought this "kick me" sign
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Apr 22, 2023 16:56
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https://twitter.com/zha_gu_/status/1649798209567621121
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Apr 22, 2023 16:56
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Tim Sweeney is still a nerd.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:01
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Tim Sweeny looks like he's a Midjourney creation
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Apr 22, 2023 17:02
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"Merit is earned" by paying an idiot $8. As I said before: I think a lot of these people realize what suckers they are and they're hassling people who didn't fall for it to make themselves feel better.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:06
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How does this make anything better? “I just did an off the books deal with a shady guy to purchase land that was likely stolen during violence and corruption. We hadn’t gotten our slaves yet to start the mine.” Saltpowered fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Apr 22, 2023 |
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Apr 22, 2023 17:07
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Apr 22, 2023 17:12
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Paying $8 to be artificially boosted in peoples feed is a meritocracy. I am very smart.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:13
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https://twitter.com/covfefechan/status/1649524701910257668?s=46&t=8qKeRz1MPwpnqaU9WYBJgg
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Man these people just fundamentally don't get what the old verification system was, do they? Like, it was waaaaay closer to a meritocracy than this dumb garbage they have now - be notable, do something of merit or whatever and you could get a blue check. They're just big jealous idiot babies and I hope they die mad.
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explosivo posted:It really is hilarious how in the span of one day the concept of a blue checkmark on Twitter is completely ruined to the point that seeing one now indicates that they are a nobody and/or a huge loving rear end in a top hat. Someone else mentioned it but I really wouldn't be surprised if they added the ability to buy checks for other people just so the musk sycophants can keep dumping money into Twitter by forcing checkmarks on celebrities they want in their super cool club for cool guys. This is potentially the smartest thing Musk could do. He's already ensured that Twitter is overrun by chuds, a group famously begging at all times to be grifted. Allowing purchase of checkmarks for other users is basically charging chuds $8 a pop to own a lib, and they'd probably beg him to raise the price, the loving schmucks.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:26
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E the Shaggy posted:Man this poo poo's too good. Hey I may be a loser and a goon but I'm not a... what was the third thing?
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Apr 22, 2023 17:27
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Consummate Professional posted:This account rocks https://twitter.com/sicknlx/status/1649788598911225862?s=12 Possibly the most insufferable twitter bio ever written.
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Mr Scumbag posted:This is potentially the smartest thing Musk could do. He's already ensured that Twitter is overrun by chuds, a group famously begging at all times to be grifted. Allowing purchase of checkmarks for other users is basically charging chuds $8 a pop to own a lib, and they'd probably beg him to raise the price, the loving schmucks. The issue is that those chuds don't make up even a fraction of the advertising dollars that Musk lost. He can lie and state that Twitter is doing well but all the downsizing doesn't mean much in the face of the debt Elmo put on the company when he bought it.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:28
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Me not giving you money is now a “political issue”
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Apr 22, 2023 17:29
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E the Shaggy posted:The issue is that those chuds don't make up even a fraction of the advertising dollars that Musk lost. He can lie and state that Twitter is doing well but all the downsizing doesn't mean much in the face of the debt Elmo put on the company when he bought it. No one in their right mind ever expected Musk to recoup his $44 bil.
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BattleMaster posted:Hey I may be a loser and a goon but I'm not a... what was the third thing? Elon Musk. Whatever kind of person you are, that fact that none of us are Elon Musk is a comfort to everyone on this planet, save one.
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Frank Frank posted:Me not giving you money is now a “political issue” Trying to imagine being this bluecheckbrained.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:34
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I love the Gallagher brothers and their chaotic energy. Liam is a born poster.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:39
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"democratized Twitter verification" (giving Elon Musk $8 a month)
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Apr 22, 2023 17:47
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lol i've seen at least one person who works at epic retweet #blocktheblue
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Apr 22, 2023 17:48
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Dammit Tim sweenor, I had almost accepted the idea of buying games on the Epic store!
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Apr 22, 2023 17:48
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That sentence doesn’t make any loving sense. What in earth does “democratized” mean in that context? That you chose to buy it? Wouldn’t any purchase be considered democratized by that lovely moon logic?
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Apr 22, 2023 17:49
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You can be sure it's Liam because he's using Beatles content without giving credit.
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Binary Logic posted:You can be sure it's Liam because he's using Beatles content without giving credit. Lmao
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BigBadSteve posted:Multiple space rockets per day polluting the air, wasting fuel and raining their first stages and other space junk onto the heads, homes and workplaces of the poorer (no doubt targeted to miss the mansions of the rich). Her airline comparison makes zero economic sense when you think about it for more than 2 seconds (so it’s perfect for TED of course). Oh your right airlines can only fly the route 1x a day for a 20 hour flight but we can do 10x a day (Oh wait airlines can already fly more, they just get another plane!!!) Airlines routes and frequently is determined by the demand vs cost of those routes, it’s not like they are limited because of planes. But Ok - let’s just say you could do a thousand a day it won’t matter if each individual one doesn’t make money. Even if they did make money (impossible) are you going to have thousands of people to fill the flights when the cost per person is 1000x greater than an airline ticket? No, of course not. Anyone rich enough to afford it won’t all be going from the exact same starting location to the exact same ending location. What an utter load of poo poo Captain Beans fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Apr 22, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1649807345315110913 Look at all these blue checks. Saw some antisemitism and homophobia in there, as well. Welcome to new Twitter, same as the old one but somehow twice as worse.
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when do you think posting that "this mf paid for twitter" meme will be made against the twitter rules. I think Thursday
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