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Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Grip it and rip it posted:

He certainly trolled all his hangers-on by being a freak and a wealthy fraud. Bang bang pull my devil trigger

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

lobster shirt posted:

the first thing.

speaking paradox forums last i checked you arent allowed to say kebab there because people kept being racist

ah, the paper planes jones defense

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

pentyne posted:

ah, the paper planes jones defense

nice avatar lol

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

tristeham posted:

nice avatar lol

Welcome to the day SAD opened, please enjoy your double down autoban shortly

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

tristeham posted:

nice avatar lol

someone gifted me my old one a while back, didn't even last a week before it was changed back to text again.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Oxxidation posted:

he previously posted in the new york LAN thread under username Jefferoo
are we sure taintrunner wasnt actually joss whedon

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Sometimes I wish avatars like that would link to the offending post so I could see the context, because it's like 50/50 whether it's deserved or if it's a weird grudge or whatever.

But then I remember I don't actually care and use the app so I rarely see avatar texts anyway lol

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
sometimes people say dumb things

the internet allows people to never ever forget you said it

not sure humans function well with that kinda power

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
Gotta be able to tell Taint Reaper from Taintrunner :clint:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Vim Fuego posted:

Gotta be able to tell Taint Reaper from Taintrunner :clint:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
It's generally not that hard to tell by a redtext if the buyer or the buyee is the one being owned. Like, Pentyne's is clearly a weird grudge av. I don't remember the poster, but someone just had the redtext of “the most tedious poo poo you'll ever read ->” and every one of their posts would clearly affirm that it was warranted.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I miss the happyelf banner ads which featured Yasser Arafat in Hell choosing horrible fates over reading happyelf posts, and added him to your ignore list if you clicked it.

Today's red titles just don't have that level of dedication.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lol I remember those.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

was happyelf a zionist or a hamas guy? :happyelf: is generally unclear on its messaging.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

redneck nazgul posted:

I miss the happyelf banner ads which featured Yasser Arafat in Hell choosing horrible fates over reading happyelf posts, and added him to your ignore list if you clicked it.

Today's red titles just don't have that level of dedication.

Those were brilliant. Sadly I think coding changes mean you can't buy a banner ad that auto-ignores someone if you click on it.

Famethrowa posted:

was happyelf a zionist or a hamas guy? :happyelf: is generally unclear on its messaging.

He really, really didn't like Israelis. Like, he didn't like them waaaaay too much. But that isn't what he finally ate a ban for. He ate a ban for being a jerk in the trad games forums.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
bad things are good and good things are bad!

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He really, really didn't like Israelis. Like, he didn't like them waaaaay too much. But that isn't what he finally ate a ban for. He ate a ban for being a jerk in the trad games forums.

lol

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He really, really didn't like Israelis. Like, he didn't like them waaaaay too much. But that isn't what he finally ate a ban for. He ate a ban for being a jerk in the trad games forums.

To thread two conversations together: happyelf was like if taintrunner was obsessed with TTRPGs instead of VR video games. He was the kind of guy who rolled around with his gang of weird little guy followers to melt the hell down about whatever small thing, and he claimed the Traditional Games Discussion subforum as his feudal domain.

This was back when the current Traditional Games forum was a sub-sub forum called "Traditional Games Discussion" that was hidden under what we now call "The Game Room" but back then, that was called "Traditional Games" instead. So the structure then was the main Games forum up top, the play-by-post thread subforum, and the actual forum for talking about board games/pen and paper RPGs/minis/etc. was a 3-tier deep subforum with no mods or IKs to watch over it. It was a very Wild West time.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He really, really didn't like Israelis. Like, he didn't like them waaaaay too much. But that isn't what he finally ate a ban for. He ate a ban for being a jerk in the trad games forums.

a tale as old as time

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He really, really didn't like Israelis. Like, he didn't like them waaaaay too much. But that isn't what he finally ate a ban for. He ate a ban for being a jerk in the trad games forums.

Lmao

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Nuns with Guns posted:

To thread two conversations together: happyelf was like if taintrunner was obsessed with TTRPGs instead of VR video games. He was the kind of guy who rolled around with his gang of weird little guy followers to melt the hell down about whatever small thing, and he claimed the Traditional Games Discussion subforum as his feudal domain.

This was back when the current Traditional Games forum was a sub-sub forum called "Traditional Games Discussion" that was hidden under what we now call "The Game Room" but back then, that was called "Traditional Games" instead. So the structure then was the main Games forum up top, the play-by-post thread subforum, and the actual forum for talking about board games/pen and paper RPGs/minis/etc. was a 3-tier deep subforum with no mods or IKs to watch over it. It was a very Wild West time.

lol

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Nuns with Guns posted:

This was back when the current Traditional Games forum was a sub-sub forum called "Traditional Games Discussion" that was hidden under what we now call "The Game Room" but back then, that was called "Traditional Games" instead. So the structure then was the main Games forum up top, the play-by-post thread subforum, and the actual forum for talking about board games/pen and paper RPGs/minis/etc. was a 3-tier deep subforum with no mods or IKs to watch over it. It was a very Wild West time.

ah, during the time Zak S, the guy behind Playing D&D with Porn Stars, was posting in TGD

amazing that he turned out to be an incredibly abusive shithead

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Nuns with Guns posted:


This was back when the current Traditional Games forum was a sub-sub forum called "Traditional Games Discussion" that was hidden under what we now call "The Game Room" but back then, that was called "Traditional Games" instead. So the structure then was the main Games forum up top, the play-by-post thread subforum, and the actual forum for talking about board games/pen and paper RPGs/minis/etc. was a 3-tier deep subforum with no mods or IKs to watch over it. It was a very Wild West time.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
rolling the window up and locking the doors as i drive through trad games

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


thread mascot

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

fosborb posted:

ah, during the time Zak S, the guy behind Playing D&D with Porn Stars, was posting in TGD

amazing that he turned out to be an incredibly abusive shithead

Zak had his first account here bought for him after they were making fun of his blog in the grognards.txt mockthread. Though to the credit of everyone involved, they realized he was a megalomaniacal freak pretty fast and jettisoned him. That poop touching did lead to a years-long cascading chain of doxxing and harassment and other unfunny poo poo that is surreal to think about just on a scale of what you expect stupid internet arguments to lead to.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdE&t=11s

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Nuns with Guns posted:

Zak had his first account here bought for him after they were making fun of his blog in the grognards.txt mockthread. Though to the credit of everyone involved, they realized he was a megalomaniacal freak pretty fast and jettisoned him. That poop touching did lead to a years-long cascading chain of doxxing and harassment and other unfunny poo poo that is surreal to think about just on a scale of what you expect stupid internet arguments to lead to.

I've touched on it before in one of the older sagas thread but holy poo poo what a horrible mess that turned into.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


what the gently caress is up with these forums lmao

ty sagas thread for repeatedly showing me new freak poo poo that somehow flew right past me, the power of being a bookmark brandon

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

was looking at the saclopedia and man this website used to be bad

quote:

The latest thing to take the forums by storm is young pole vaulter Alison Stokke, a junior at New Port Harbor HS.

Credit for her first appearance goes to goon Bagarthach in the "Official Picture of Women Thread"

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?postid=327332734&highlight=#post327332734

Upon appearing in the thread she promptly destroyed the next half of the page with quotes of the reply containing her picture.

Her next appearance was in the 'It's back.. Pictures that make you go "gently caress YES!"' thread on page 29 thanks to goon Shop Suey.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?postid=327423246&highlight=#post327423246

She then went on to have a more devastating effect in this thread, destroying a full page and a half of that thread.

Where this forums phenomenon may pop up next is not known, but expect at least 5 or 6 quotes and replies specifically to her picture to follow as well as the thread itself to come to a screeching halt.

:whitewater:

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

rolling the window up and locking the doors as i drive through trad games

All the posting peasants hiding in their mud huts as the nearby nest of trolls launch their nightly raids, until some brave level-2 adventurers (the mods) come into town, accidentally burn down the orphanage, kill the mayor's daughter, and only go and fight the monsters after the DM promises them a Bag of Holding is in the treasure pile.

rox
Sep 7, 2016

[IZWF] ReVENGEANCE PAY-PER-VIEW! begins in ONE HOUR (8:00PM EDT) over @ https://www.twitch.tv/ritoru_demon
brought to you by Imp Zone Wrestling Federation

this is it folks, the big one. you dont want to miss this

American McGay posted:

So I've heard some people were wondering what exactly is going to happen at Revengeance tonight... Well I think you need to RTFM kid!

IZWF REVENGEANCE MANUAL



























Major Isoor posted:

:siren: :siren: :siren:

PRE-PPV ANNOUNCEMENT:
Before you can watch the best wrestling IZWF has to offer, YOU MUST FIRST WATCH THE WORST! RIGHT HERE, ON DROPPED IMPUTS! :letsgo:

:siren: :siren: :siren:


Extra special thanks goes to copy for lending me the voice of Impo, as well as to Sub-Actuality, TLD, Leadthumb and STONE COLD 64 for letting me bounce my ideas off 'em, to make sure I wasn't going too far...

That Little Demon posted:



:siren: Summary of IZWF for new and returning posters ahead of the PPV :siren:

Hey all, I thought this summary post would be a good place for people to catch up ahead of the PPV. I'll try and get as much info for new lurkers and people who missed stuff

The Story So Farbriefly...

IZWF started as a small promotion in an okay venue in Allentown, PA. It has now grown to have two full time shows (Sudden Impact on Tuesdays at 8PM, and RAM Thursdays at 8PM on Twitch) and an Developmental League EXP for new and promising talent. EXP allows lurkers who post here (and you have to have an avatar of some kind) to get into the action, and sometimes, fight to survive).

Impo, a dream demon who has invaded the dreams of countless posters is currently amassing power and followers and trying to take over the league through power and influence. His ranks include his Brides and his Acolytes, listed below and collectively known as Impocalypse. They fight the forces of good tonight at the PPV, known as JIZM. JIZM includes Major Isoor and Leadthumb, with help tonight from Solid Snake.





His brides currently include

The First bride, who has slowly been recruiting more to fall under Impo's power allure


The second bride


The brides tonight also hope to welcome another captive into their ranks, that is, if they can defeat Chuck and Cousin Foomin




Elsewhere in the story I have been challenged by Jeffrey of YOSPOS. Jeffrey, having refused the initial offer to fight Synthy and Larry Parrish with his partner Astral to win their forums freedom, instead has challenged me, and terms have been set for this match that include making me an admin if I win, as well as scheduling the tag team match for the next pay-per-view. If I lose I have promised to stop posting in SAD as well as apologizing to Jeff and Astral for trolling them both.




Furthermore, the Women's champ Pragmatica has laid down the law for tonight's women's championship match against Stux - each fighter has made incredible promos you can find in the second post in this thread, including hundreds more promos from each Wrestler.




Also, look at Larry Parrish lmfao, he's so loving small!





The Champions


EXP Men's Champion: Mekchu - [NO FILE PHOTO]

EXP Men's Tag Champions: The Trash Mobs : [NO FILE PHOTO]

EXP Women's Champion: Homeless Friend : [NO FILE PHOTO]

Women's Tag Team Champions


The Neo-Tokyo Terrors







The Larryweight Champion




The Hardcore Troll Champion




The Lurker Champion




The Men's Tag Team Champions


The Goomba Stompers




The Women's Champion



The Men's Champion



Here is a link to the stream so maybe sure you all rear end gently caress that follow button!
https://twitch.tv/ritoru_demon

Thank you everyone and see you tonight!!!!

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





lobster shirt posted:

was looking at the saclopedia and man this website used to be bad

:whitewater:

To be fair there were weirdo perverts all over the internet lusting after that particular teenage girl, so it wasn't really a case of this website being worse than anywhere else. It was a case of the entire internet being inappropriately horny for a 17 year old girl. Very cool society we have here.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
lol every time at larry

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
larry lurking in the rafters but no one can see him because he's too small

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
little kid in the front row pointing up and shouting that they see larry, but they don't

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lol every time at larry

he's fuckin small as hell

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
watching the cage match ruled because it looked like a small child wandered into the ring and was getting his rear end kicked

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

lobster shirt posted:

was looking at the saclopedia and man this website used to be bad

:whitewater:

"The Official Picture of Women Thread" is an unspeakably cursed phrase

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


i'm so loving mad that i have to go to work now and can't watch!!!

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Oxxidation posted:

the fact that taintrunner's conception of leftist theory consisted entirely of the video games he'd been playing that month should have been more of a tipoff, in retrospect

Das Capcom vs. Marvel 2

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