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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh you know everyone right leaning has already bought one. i think that user is asking if dead Rush or dead Cain got their birdmarks back.
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Crescent Wrench posted:Presented without comment. he's not wrong
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morningdrew posted:Did anyone right-leaning get a free check? They all already pay for one to own the libs. But I'm pretty sure Johns McCain and McAfee got theirs free.
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PhazonLink posted:i think that user is asking if dead Rush or dead Cain got their birdmarks back. McCain and Trump, at least, got their checks back
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Disargeria posted:Just to recap: ...but with bitcoin
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Apr 23, 2023 02:54
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"Mormon" is currently trending because of people comparing Elon's gifting of posthumous checks to the Mormon practice of baptising the dead.  
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oh poo poo I also forgot abouit plane crashing McCain.
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...! posted:...but with bitcoin The blockchain makes the difference
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1649939689661423617?cxt=HHwWgoCz8f3Z4eUtAAAA And five minutes later.... https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1649940010777341952?cxt=HHwWgMCzsdbs4eUtAAAA
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Apr 23, 2023 02:57
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Next step is Elon sending invoices to everyone with a blue check and recording it as accounts receivable on Twitter's (X's?) balance sheet.
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PhazonLink posted:i think that user is asking if dead Rush or dead Cain got their birdmarks back. Rush deleted his account when Trump was banned, and then died (lol). The Cain Gang is currently checkless (sad).
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Crescent Wrench posted:Presented without comment. https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1649940010777341952?cxt=HHwWgMCzsdbs4eUtAAAA Oh yeah this'll definitely endear you to the people that make your social media platform relevant.
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Post itt an LOL everytime Elon Musk steps on an easily avoidable rake in front of him again and again LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm beginning to think twitter is bad
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He's not just stepping on rakes, he's specifically having more rakes dropshipped to his yard every single day
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kazil posted:musk is sitting in twitter hq giving checkmarks to his posting enemies on a saturday afternoon just lmao lol
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1649939689661423617?cxt=HHwWgoCz8f3Z4eUtAAAA I guess also a part of this is that the chuds and musksuckers can now turn the “This mf paid for twitter!” ridicule back at the people who had blue checks forced on them. They know it’s not true that these people paid, but of course it’s part of the “I’m lying, you know I’m lying, and I’m enjoying that you know I’m unashamedly lying” power-trip thing the entire right wing does.
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Musk decided to prematurely launch a rocket from a low budget launch site resulting in the destruction of both and yet that still isn't the worst business decision he made this week.
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Me: Surely it can't get any dumber. *Things immediately get dumber*
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wondered how long it was going to be until he just started outright attacking people with memes because they don't even want his lovely product for free glad we're there - can't wait to see how bad it gets
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Just a reminder that only like a few people actually got twitter blue and all of this is just Musk having a freak out meltdown.
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MrMojok posted:I guess also a part of this is that the chuds and musksuckers can now turn the “This mf paid for twitter!” ridicule back at the people who had blue checks forced on them. Nah, Elon's still the big loser here - his blue check was such a massive flop that people are going out of their way to disassociate themselves from it.
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I don’t even know if it’s possible to know the truth of their advertising situation these days. But I’d bet there are a lot of companies advertising on there whose leadership, having already felt ill at the thought of running ads on that cesspool, are looking at the events of the past couple days and seriously questioning their choices.
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I really doubt, unless Musk puts out actual data revealing this, that any of the major ad buyers have returned after all of Musk's bad decision making and any new gains are mostly smaller scammers mostly.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Just a reminder that only like a few people actually got twitter blue and all of this is just Musk having a freak out meltdown. no poo poo dude, that is why we are making fun of him
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The only way I'd hand it to Musk is if it turned out this was a Brewster's Millions type situation where he had a year or something to completely tank Twitter.
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Jestery posted:God I want this to sink musk so bad with the one he brought to Twitter HQ when he took over?
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There's no way he paid for twitter blue he has 12 tweets in the past 12 years
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Jestery posted:God I want this to sink musk so bad I want Musk to wear a potato sack as clothing and beg for scraps of food on a street corner
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koshmar posted:There's no way he paid for twitter blue he has 12 tweets in the past 12 years also I think his name is spelled wrong
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koshmar posted:There's no way he paid for twitter blue he has 12 tweets in the past 12 years BUT WHAT OF RICH EVANS?
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Crescent Wrench posted:Presented without comment. Have you considered deleting your twitter account
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