Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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I have started blocking all blue accounts today. I will have Twitter for me, and the unimportant people that can't or don't want to give 8 dollars for more exposure. Kinda sad blocking people I have followed for years, but, hey, here is where we depart bro. I hope @drill does not buy blue. I have already the gun loaded and a finger in the trigger.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:29 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 00:26 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/575121631846227968?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw This could become a reality
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:30 |
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It'll be easy to tell who has been forced to have blue and who willingly bought blue by how much of an rear end in a top hat they are in general regarding their tweets regarding blue. You can always tell.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:31 |
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See, now, this is so stupid. Why didn't Booker just change his username before he went to the carnival? The sign is RIGHT THERE. Can't believe people praise this game's story. 🙄
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:32 |
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why doesnt Musk do an Oprah and give out free cars. like I would personally sale it at firesale prices(hopefully not on fire) but I'm like pretty sure I would get atleast 1K for it.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:36 |
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MJeff posted:See, now, this is so stupid. Elon played Bioshock Infinite and immediately threw the baseball at the interracial couple when presented with the option.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:37 |
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This is the funniest poo poo
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:40 |
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Elon played Bioshock Infinite and immediately threw the baseball at the interracial couple when presented with the option. Soft locking the section by accidentally sequence breaking it because you are hammering the throw button as fast as possible before the prompt shows up
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:41 |
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Elon hates Bioshock 2 because it's about setting a good example for your child.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:44 |
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Elon Musk should take after Andrew Ryan, and hand someone a golf club
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:47 |
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https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1649934233786519555
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 01:51 |
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Tei posted:I have started blocking all blue accounts today. Maybe this is why Elon's giving people like Steven King blue - makes it hard to just loving auto block blues.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:02 |
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Would you kindly take this horse
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:03 |
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Would you kindly eat your own head on live television?
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:06 |
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I can't believe Elon has tried all these stupid ideas to save his floundering investment but we're still allowed to block every single advertiser we see via convenient drop-down menu
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:06 |
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Just to recap: -Old Twitter used to verify notable accounts with a somewhat opaque process -New Twitter makes it so you can just buy these -They want to remove the old “unfair” ones so they add an alternate label for legacy vs Blue and warn the legacy ones are going away. -Well, now that Blues are labeled as bought and paid for, they’re easy to cross reference and target for mass blocking and laughing at -they finally remove the legacy accounts, so now ALL Blues are much more easy to target for laughs -#blocktheblue points out how hilariously easy it is to laugh at and block Blues -Musk realizes the community has realized the check now ONLY means you’re an idiot, so he desperately starts adding Blues to people to dilute the Blue pool with “verified because notable” Blues (still labeled with the paid verbiage) -notable accounts are now verified through a somewhat opaque process leading to the exiting exit from the full circle that brings us here: -twitter users are desperately trying to remove their arbitrary blue check marks
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:07 |
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The X-man cometh posted:Maybe this is why Elon's giving people like Steven King blue - makes it hard to just loving auto block blues. This is absolutely it. He's trying to fight the perception that Twitter Blue is poison in the dumbest way possible.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:08 |
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Disargeria posted:Just to recap:
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:09 |
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does birdsite blue have an official human speakable name or is it just a hex value?
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:09 |
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Did all blue checkmarks go away on iOS? I’m trying to find ones to block and I’m not seeing anyone. But I do see people getting the This mfer paid for twitter without them having the blue checkmark.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:09 |
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Disargeria posted:Just to recap: For what it's worth the process old twitter used wasn't that opaque - it mostly came down to: "Is there a credible threat that someone would impersonate this person or account?" So for example if you're a random nobody and your name showed up in the news one time for whatever reason, and someone then created an account pretending to be you, you would get the blue check after you reported them and they got banned (assuming that system worked in the first place to get them banned) The same was largely true of celebrity accounts - they would get the blue check as soon as someone impersonated them. Business accounts or publications or whatever I'm not sure about, I know the impersonation rule applied to them too, but they could probably just buy it or ask for it or whatever I'm sure there are other cases that got people verified that did not involve impersonation but this was one of the leading drivers of blue checks e: The biggest problem with the system was that you essentially could not get a blue check if you were not a "public figure" of some kind, like showing up in the news, or having a tv show, writing articles that got published, or whatever. So if you were just a random person at home and someone impersonated you, too bad. deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Apr 23, 2023 |
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Disargeria posted:Just to recap: Every day this becomes more true https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1589961115752013824
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FBS posted:I can't believe Elon has tried all these stupid ideas to save his floundering investment but we're still allowed to block every single advertiser we see via convenient drop-down menu I've been amazed by this since the takeover, but the flipside has been a 10x increase in promoted tweets starting this past week.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:24 |
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The X-man cometh posted:Maybe this is why Elon's giving people like Steven King blue - makes it hard to just loving auto block blues. That's definitely the plan, though Twitter is so broken that this is also a trainwreck. It's likely they have a Union Station worth of lines and each of them has their own trainwreck on it
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:24 |
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Yeah the old system wasn't great but it kind of at least served its intended purpose, any semblance of which may as well have been on that rocket cause its gone yo
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Random Stranger posted:That's definitely the plan, though Twitter is so broken that this is also a trainwreck. It's likely they have a Union Station worth of lines and each of them has their own trainwreck on it If you don't want the twitter blues, you could just not read twitter
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:26 |
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https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1649924194778456065?cxt=HHwWgoC9gYjU2uUtAAAA
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Strong Sauce posted:Did all blue checkmarks go away on iOS? I’m trying to find ones to block and I’m not seeing anyone. But I do see people getting the This mfer paid for twitter without them having the blue checkmark. just looking at the website (also on ios) most of the people complaining about getting the mark seem to have ditched them, probably by changing their name. thats not true for all of them though, jon favreau and lil nas x still have them
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:29 |
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This check spree was initially to humiliate people that were very vocally critical of the checkmark. It only turned into "every account with more than 1M followers" after it was obvious he was having a meltdown.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:31 |
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Yet these people still won’t delete their Twitter accounts.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:31 |
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kazil posted:This check spree was initially to humiliate people that were very vocally critical of the checkmark. It only turned into "every account with more than 1M followers" after it was obvious he was having a meltdown.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:32 |
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davecrazy posted:Yet these people still won’t delete their Twitter accounts. I mean as soon as they do someone with a blue checkmark will pretend to be them and start selling crypto.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:33 |
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PhazonLink posted:does birdsite blue have an official human speakable name or is it just a hex value? Shitbird's Egg Blue
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:38 |
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Did anyone right-leaning get a free check? Maybe Elon's Galaxy brain move is to go along with block-the-blue by giving all the SJW libs one so they get suppressed
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davecrazy posted:You delete your account and don't look at any of it OP. davecrazy posted:All these people complaining about the usability of Twitter but none of them actually deleting their accounts. davecrazy posted:Delete your loving Twitter accounts. davecrazy posted:Delete your Twitter account. davecrazy posted:Why don't these celebrities who hate Twitter do what I did and delete their loving accounts? davecrazy posted:Anybody who didn't delete their account the Friday he took control gets what's coming to them. davecrazy posted:Everyone should delete their accounts. davecrazy posted:What the gently caress does it take for people to delete their accounts?! davecrazy posted:Any yet people and orgs STILL won’t delete their accounts. davecrazy posted:lol @ anybody who didn’t delete their Twitter account last year. davecrazy posted:Yet these people still won’t delete their Twitter accounts. Presented without comment.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:41 |
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morningdrew posted:Did anyone right-leaning get a free check? Maybe Elon's Galaxy brain move is to go along with block-the-blue by giving all the SJW libs one so they get suppressed Oh you know everyone right leaning has already bought one.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:42 |
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Right pays hard earned money for checks, left gets them for free. Twitter 2.0 same as Twitter 1.0 smh
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:44 |
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How long until the one lawyer left at Twitter manages to get through to Elon and tell him "you really really really shouldn't claim in writing that celebrities paid for your service when they didn't"? At some point they're gonna quietly change the profile notice so it doesn't have the "because they are subscribed to Twitter Blue and verified their phone number" part for the million+ club, and just says "This account is verified". Or he might change it to just that for ALL checkmarked accounts, which actually seems more likely because it lets his fanboys appear to be in the same category as the actual celebs.
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# ? Apr 23, 2023 02:44 |
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MJeff posted:ALSO ALSO ALSO. Some people are just more equal than others.
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Disargeria posted:Just to recap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLPe7XjdKc
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