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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

koshmar posted:

There's no way he paid for twitter blue he has 12 tweets in the past 12 years



OH MY GAWD

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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Frank Frank posted:

BUT WHAT OF RICH EVANS?

He's nature's pay pig

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


Given how that skit goes, dril should be Bugs.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Kingo Ligma posted:

He's nature's pay pig

You feel a furry hand on your shoulder. It’s the showtime pizza bear and a breathy voice whispers in your ear, “happy birthday.”

YOU HAVE DIED

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Whatever figures Elno says have been taken up for Blue is complete bullshit
https://twitter.com/BazziNYU/status/1649940616858550274?t=02477QkPSSuyWHUqvaQfzQ&s=19

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Frank Frank posted:

BUT WHAT OF RICH EVANS?

Dick the Birthday Boy?

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Yeah, someone said only 28 people who had the legacy check taken away from them decided to pay for twitter blue.

This happened at about the same time the rocket destroyed its launch pad and then experienced Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

It has not been a great couple of days for Elon, so he had to act out accordingly, get back to “winning”

deruke
Aug 16, 2012

MrMojok posted:

Yeah, someone said only 28 people who had the legacy check taken away from them decided to pay for twitter blue.

Hey man, that's over $200 a month straight in to Elon's pocket. He should have Twitter's debt paid off any millennia now

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I'm glad Elon's meme game is strong enough to withstand this

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Paracausal posted:

Whatever figures Elno says have been taken up for Blue is complete bullshit
https://twitter.com/BazziNYU/status/1649940616858550274?t=02477QkPSSuyWHUqvaQfzQ&s=19

Elon Musk hired some doctors to Frankenstein Jamal Koshoggi back together and then he subscribed to Twitter Blue as a way of showing his appreciation.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Paracausal posted:

Whatever figures Elno says have been taken up for Blue is complete bullshit
https://twitter.com/BazziNYU/status/1649940616858550274?t=02477QkPSSuyWHUqvaQfzQ&s=19

lol, i keep thinking it can't get worse and i keep being wrong

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

deruke posted:

Hey man, that's over $200 a month straight in to Elon's pocket. He should have Twitter's debt paid off any millennia now

1.4 millennia give or take

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

also I think his name is spelled wrong

i hope musky gives the wrong fakers a checkmark and he finds out why he reaped and sowed.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
I want to hope this somehow turns into a class-action libel lawsuit, just to properly detonate it in Ego Spendler's face.



Also haven't seen this posted yet;

https://twitter.com/vanmojo/status/1649446175085576192

I don't think that's an ideal fail rate at launch, somehow...

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/CobrastanGuy/status/1649477104398901257
just the absolute state of these people...it's a tiny frigging PNG on a barely functioning site designed to tell the world your kitty is a chonky boi. Maybe unclench those butt cheeks and settle down a bit, my dude

https://twitter.com/krystalwolfy/status/1649906344567218176?s=20

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

koshmar posted:

There's no way he paid for twitter blue he has 12 tweets in the past 12 years



He's been paying for it since shortly after the initial paid verification rollout. I'm sorry you have to hear it from me but he's very dumb

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I want to hope this somehow turns into a class-action libel lawsuit, just to properly detonate it in Ego Spendler's face.



Also haven't seen this posted yet;

https://twitter.com/vanmojo/status/1649446175085576192

I don't think that's an ideal fail rate at launch, somehow...

NASA has to approve their launches and I hope they can never do it again
destroyed the launch pad and, by my count, 15 of their engines failed

Mumpy Puffinz fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Apr 23, 2023

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

koshmar posted:

There's no way he paid for twitter blue he has 12 tweets in the past 12 years



I think I finally understand how Muslims felt during that whole "cartoons of the prophet" debacle.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

NASA has to approve their launches and I hope they can never do it again
destroyed the launch pad and, by my count, 15 of their engines failed

8/33 engines failed, apparently.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

8/33 engines failed, apparently.

Someone help me is losing 25% of your engines on launch a good thing

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

No Mods No Masters posted:

He's been paying for it since shortly after the initial paid verification rollout. I'm sorry you have to hear it from me but he's very dumb

Yeah, RLM is good but this isn't terribly surprising from what little I know of Mike outside his reviews.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Seth Pecksniff posted:

Someone help me is losing 25% of your engines on launch a good thing

Spend more on engines

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

No Mods No Masters posted:

He's been paying for it since shortly after the initial paid verification rollout. I'm sorry you have to hear it from me but he's very dumb

Well gently caress, I mean I don’t really have a choice then, at least Jay isn’t a complete moron.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Everyone who has blue forced on them should change their name to Adam Jensen.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
My God he's such a loser. I haven't felt this way since that Brian Boyko or whatever thread.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Someone help me is losing 25% of your engines on launch a good thing

what am I? A doctor?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what am I? A doctor?

Well, you do have a wealth of experience with gas station boner pills? :confused:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Neddy Seagoon posted:

8/33 engines failed, apparently.

looks like a lot more from that picture

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Well, you do have a wealth of experience with gas station boner pills? :confused:

what about that statement makes you think I'm a doctor?

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

The X-man cometh posted:

Maybe this is why Elon's giving people like Steven King blue - makes it hard to just loving auto block blues.

IMO this is 100% it. He's just giving out Blue to try and poison the block lists of anyone trying to do a automated "Block the Blue" list. However, I also think he's hoping that this "free taste" of Blue will hook a lot of users, so when the current month runs out they'll be begging for another taste.

If I'm right he just has the broken-est brain.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

There's six failing in that photo, 8 in this one:
https://twitter.com/Tazerface16/status/1649453771616038919

And I guess you can say the whole thing failed since they had to blow it up but I don't know where you get a number between 8 and all of them

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I hope the taxpayer didn't pay for that launch pad.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dabir posted:

There's six failing in that photo, 8 in this one:
https://twitter.com/Tazerface16/status/1649453771616038919

And I guess you can say the whole thing failed since they had to blow it up but I don't know where you get a number between 8 and all of them

do you not know how to count. I didn't before, but I got there

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I hope the taxpayer didn't pay for that launch pad.

:elon:

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan

I'm sure those look like some pretty sick burns if you spend a lot of time on Reddit.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
What the gently caress are you talking about

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mr Scumbag posted:

I'm sure those look like some pretty sick burns if you spend a lot of time on Reddit.

:confused:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

waffle iron posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


The Tim Sweeney tweets are especially egregious because Fortnight is known for causing kids to bully other kids for using default free skins. Epic Games’s is selling useless cosmetics as status symbols.

To his credit he’s a lot better at it than Elon Musk.

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