[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

pillsburysoldier posted:

Link pls

I guess most of the posts are deleted but here is some content
https://twitter.com/jowens510/status/1029057842341269515

also

quote:

�I waited around all weekend while grimes coddled her boyfriend for being too stupid to know not to go on twitter on acid,� Banks wrote, concluding that �it was probably some weird threesome sex poo poo to begin with.�

That dark reference to Musk tweeting while on acid seems to refer to a Twitter thread Musk wrote at the beginning of August announcing his intention to take Tesla private �at $420.� �Funding secured,� he tweeted. It�s an open question whether Musk was being serious or whether he was making kind of a labored weed joke, but as Select All pointed out, if he was serious, his tweet could be seen as a manipulation of the marketplace. That would make it illegal. Musk wrote a blog post clarifying that no final decision had been made about Tesla�s future, but the Securities and Exchange Commission is reportedly investigating.

According to Banks, the investment issue was a major topic of concern at the Musk residence while she was there. �I saw him in the kitchen tucking his tail in between his legs scrounging for investors to cover his rear end after that tweet,� she said in an interview with Business Insider, during which she also clarified that she was at Musk�s home from early on Friday through Sunday night. �He was stressed and red in the face.� She added, �He�s not cute at all in person.�

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# ? May 24, 2024 01:26

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Glumwheels posted:

Was this dude always a piece of poo poo or what?

https://twitter.com/TimSweeneyEpic/status/1649782798914387970

What loving proof is there of this?

lol it sounds like hes mad that he got a checkmark for being a successful businessman or whatever while some dumbass influencer also got one

but he wants to couch that in "fairness" by saying "well, truly everyone should be able to get one too _{_{_{if they can afford it}}}"

# ? Apr 23, 2023 05:47

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/Zoeytrope/status/1649934784632868865?s=20

Lmao

# ? Apr 23, 2023 05:50

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Glumwheels posted:

What loving proof is there of this?

A verified person is saying it.

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:08

Hashy: Nov 20, 2005

They think every blue tick they buy brings them closer to being able to say slurs in public

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:12

Bootleg Trunks: Jun 12, 2020

does Jack still thing Elons a genius who will take Twitter to a new successful level

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:15

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

A Bakers Cousin posted:

https://twitter.com/MKTNGBarbie/status/1649945892487610369?s=20

they're right

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:24

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

twitter is free

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:24

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

marketingbarbie

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:28

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

elon is such a Business genius. making your new product launch a punishment after months of saying it�s good actually

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:42

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

its good actually and you will love it

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:45

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I�m glad I didn�t get my check from the elite leftist twitter employees, the ceo with mercurial politics is a much better judge

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:48

orly: Oct 2, 2005; Can't post for 10 days!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

how do people make these? are there voice synthesizer things out there that will take those charcters voices

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:49

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

has andrew yang ever hung out with elon? they seem like they�d be peas in a pod

# ? Apr 23, 2023 06:53

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

theCalamity posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656640576719945728/1099479703523434496/RDT_20230422_193905.mp4

I've been content to just read up until the ... of that particular tweet when it gets posted and not read to the end, and let me tell you, getting those two last lines like this was excellent 👌

# ? Apr 23, 2023 07:06

thetan_guy42: Oct 15, 2016; murdera; Lipstick Apathy

Consummate Professional posted:

has andrew yang ever hung out with elon? they seem like they�d be peas in a pod

# ? Apr 23, 2023 07:55

George Rouncewell: Jul 20, 2007; You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

Consummate Professional posted:

elon is such a Business genius. making your new product launch a punishment after months of saying it’s good actually

Isn't this just a dumb way to juice the numbers?

"See, a million users bought Blue this month? Give me ad money please"

# ? Apr 23, 2023 07:59

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I do Imagine they don�t have to disclose sales numbers being private now

# ? Apr 23, 2023 08:00

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

it seems like someone is about to discover that estate lawyers exist to protect the image and media rights of dead celebrities

# ? Apr 23, 2023 08:07

tristeham: Jul 31, 2022

mehdi r hasan

# ? Apr 23, 2023 08:26

Party Boat: Nov 1, 2007; where did that other dog come from

who is he

(Jeff Goldblum voice) "Jack creates Twitter. Jack creates verification. Elon buys Twitter. Elon creates Blue. Elon destroys verification. Celebs shun Blue. Elon Blues celebs."

# ? Apr 23, 2023 08:32

Party Boat: Nov 1, 2007; where did that other dog come from

who is he

"Celebs... eat Elon. Goons inherit the earth"

# ? Apr 23, 2023 08:33

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

LGD posted:

looks like they�re just giving them out to anyone above a certain follower threshold

Regardless of whether or not they�re alive

https://twitter.com/mearn/status/1649905516527644672?s=20
https://twitter.com/mearn/status/1649907758584430593?s=20
https://twitter.com/mearn/status/1649908939000016896?s=20

Elon became such a powerful poster, he brings back the dead to life and make drill trend in the finance category. This thread constantly delivers.

Toplowtech has issued a correction as of 09:15 on Apr 23, 2023

# ? Apr 23, 2023 09:04

George Rouncewell: Jul 20, 2007; You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

skaboomizzy posted:

it seems like someone is about to discover that estate lawyers exist to protect the image and media rights of dead celebrities

A lot of dead pedo guys about to get owned by our epic boer

# ? Apr 23, 2023 09:18

Bootleg Trunks: Jun 12, 2020

has Jeffrey Epstein been verified yet

Bootleg Trunks has issued a correction as of 09:48 on Apr 23, 2023

# ? Apr 23, 2023 09:30

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

brugroffil posted:

This is like when Mormons do posthumous conversions

‼

# ? Apr 23, 2023 12:16

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I'm saddened by the fact that Jeff hasn't gifted blue ticks to all of us

# ? Apr 23, 2023 12:18

Clocks: Oct 2, 2007

I doubt that people can easily claim damages based on false endorsement or whatever, but the idea of a bunch of rich people going after musk legally is still p. neat.

# ? Apr 23, 2023 12:23

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Getfiscal still throwing heaters

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1649871301190860805?t=rbvzMgkZzBf0xPsxAXKbww&s=19

# ? Apr 23, 2023 12:39

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/krystalwolfy/status/1649906344567218176?s=20

# ? Apr 23, 2023 13:07

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/GTAesthetic_/status/1649744792765575169?t=3EfmYpNRkj6CpbI10Q3TwQ&s=19

# ? Apr 23, 2023 13:54

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/GTAesthetic_/status/1649744792765575169?t=3EfmYpNRkj6CpbI10Q3TwQ&s=19

Lol

# ? Apr 23, 2023 14:03

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

I don't know why anyone thinks this is actionable for an endorsement fraud lawsuit. There is no endorsement, or use of celebrity likeness to fraudulently promote a product. It's a check mark on a bad site that Elon decided to simply give out for free to any of his users of notable following count.

It'd be like someone suing Jeffrey because they got red text...

# ? Apr 23, 2023 14:04

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

Asproigerosis posted:

It'd be like someone suing Jeffrey because they got red text...

Go on...

# ? Apr 23, 2023 14:15

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 372 days!

if you block enough accounts in elons replies they just stop loading comments altogether

also I think that "we kick you after 250 blocks" thing has shortened considerably

# ? Apr 23, 2023 14:21

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 372 days!

Asproigerosis posted:

It'd be like someone suing Jeffrey because they got red text...

this is actionable to the right attorney op

# ? Apr 23, 2023 14:22

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

tenderjerk posted:

this is actionable to the right attorney op

Sure but the affirmative defense of "this is a normal way users talk to each other, with decades of history, making safe harbor provisions applicable" has a better chance in court than "our CEO thought it was a good way to make people buy our product"

# ? Apr 23, 2023 14:30