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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 48 minutes!
The dumbest thing about these last couple pages were the people that never been to Europe claiming German beer is room temp

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Wasps aren't animals.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Regarde Aduck posted:

bunch of gbs losers trying to justify their weird cruelty to animals boners

No it’s cruelty to my boner with animals. Pay attention.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
crimes.jpg



TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
That last one can't be real...

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Ranter posted:

The dumbest thing about these last couple pages were the people that never been to Europe claiming German beer is room temp

The impressions people have about other places is wild, and one of my favorite things about the forums.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Ranter posted:

The dumbest thing about these last couple pages were the people that never been to Europe claiming German beer is room temp

It used to be but since the mid 20th century they have taken to microwaving it.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

In Germany all of the beer is made with instant pudding mix to make it thicker and more luxurious

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe





space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


tight aspirations posted:

I do not think it's ok, but I welcome your apparent critical appreciation of yourself. Why do you think killing 'aggressive' venomous insects is acceptable? Have you possibly considered that environmental and habitat destruction may have possibly forced such animals into such dire straits that they are forced to scavenge for food around humans? I would consider that in such a case killing them for largely no reason is both a hugely unnecessary escalation on your part, and possibly also indicates underlying anger and possibly empathy disorders.

While they are apparently just largely annoyances to you, they follow at least a multi-million year evolutionary line that has changed them into what is possibly an ideal form for their environment. It saddens me that such beauty is reduced to effectively nothing by your hand, merely because you do not seem to deem them worthy of life. A mother loved them, did everything she could to prepare them for a harsh environment, which they apparently succeeded at doing, until you judged them unfit to be in your presence, for largely no other reason then what, irritation?



Who taught you how to post like this? Where’s your queen and hive. I will destroy you.

also re: German beer tedious derail.
Most people don’t realize all beer in Germany is ceremonially donated to the Wasp Overlords, who also rule the Reichstag. A venomous insect flew into the head chambers of government one day and because of its perfect evolution it was allowed to live and take over the entire country.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Is this a mod because I might need it

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

tight aspirations posted:

I do not think it's ok, but I welcome your apparent critical appreciation of yourself. Why do you think killing 'aggressive' venomous insects is acceptable? Have you possibly considered that environmental and habitat destruction may have possibly forced such animals into such dire straits that they are forced to scavenge for food around humans? I would consider that in such a case killing them for largely no reason is both a hugely unnecessary escalation on your part, and possibly also indicates underlying anger and possibly empathy disorders.

While they are apparently just largely annoyances to you, they follow at least a multi-million year evolutionary line that has changed them into what is possibly an ideal form for their environment. It saddens me that such beauty is reduced to effectively nothing by your hand, merely because you do not seem to deem them worthy of life. A mother loved them, did everything she could to prepare them for a harsh environment, which they apparently succeeded at doing, until you judged them unfit to be in your presence, for largely no other reason then what, irritation?

Calexio
Jun 12, 2008

Gyoza and beer

tight aspirations posted:

You're a loving psychopath.

Catching up with the thread, I hit this post, noticed they were probated and thought, "Ah so this ends well then."

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Mister Speaker posted:

Weren't the purity laws enacted because people were going buckwild putting poo poo like deadly nightshade in their beers, and people were actually dying from it?

It was all kinds of nightshade. People were trying to squeeze whole-rear end tomatoes into their beers the way people do with limes in Corona.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Who ate all the donuts

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

TopHatGenius posted:

That last one can't be real...

On the one hand, you have people insisting carbonara is egg-based only, on the other, you’re gonna have most people make a cream-based carbonara and not really give a gently caress. I can see Germans not caring.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
once I killed a animal and ated it

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Who gives a poo poo if your spaghetti dish has cream or if your beer is warm. Drink what you want, eat what you want and kill what you want in whatever manner is pleasing to you.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
This new beer is made from cream and dead wasps. It’s kind of warm

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Tree Bucket posted:

This new beer is made from cream and dead wasps. It’s kind of warm

Düsseldorf Fortress

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tree Bucket posted:

This new beer is made from cream and dead wasps. It’s kind of warm

Can't be worse than a sour ale :shrug:

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


Tree Bucket posted:

This new beer is made from cream and dead wasps. It’s kind of warm

also, maybe unrelated, but is that cum?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Absolutely monstrous that anyone would crack open a Warm One with the boys, even if they are tragically German. a One that is not Cold is scarcely a One at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqFNLidNxis

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Schurik posted:

also, maybe unrelated, but is that cum?

Depends if you have a mircro brewery.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Stoatbringer posted:

Without wasps there'd be no marmalade fig jelly. Bees make honey, wasps make marmalade figs. Everyone knows that.

There.

Now it’s almost literally true.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Tree Bucket posted:

Depends if you have a mircro brewery.

only when it's cold

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If you take antibiotics you're a monster.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Imagine killing off vast nubers of innocent and benevolent gut microbiota just to sate your own callous convenience like a g d psychopath smdh

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Ash's xenomorph speech from Alien but every line begins with "I'm sorry if"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I like my beer icy cold from the freezer. It's a risky game not having them in there too long.

(also at 20 to 8 in the fucken morning...get that up ya)

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Hey! You stop right there, mister! #4 is a wall texture, not goop at all! What kinda scam are you trying to pull here, huh? :mad:

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Hyperlynx posted:

Hey! You stop right there, mister! #4 is a wall texture, not goop at all! What kinda scam are you trying to pull here, huh? :mad:

Fireblu derangement syndrome

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Another typical fireblu apologist. Typical. I thought we dealt with this during the schism but apparantly not.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Fireblu is delicious btw

Would absolutely recommend

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Certainly over lava and blood and radioactive waste jfc what's wrong with you people

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Nonsense, blood pudding is fine. There wasn't any indication that you have to scoop it up and eat it raw.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Düsseldorf Fortress

It menaces with spikes of Bratwurst.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I always wanted to taste the stones in Moraff's Stones. They just looked so pleasant in mouthfeel.

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Brawnfire posted:

I always wanted to taste the stones in Moraff's Stones. They just looked so pleasant in mouthfeel.

I always wished the play doh from the grape escape tasted like grapes and you could eat players after they were crushed.

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