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Saw something silver fly by on my walk to work https://twitter.com/nangngzruk/status/1650256667572060160
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Apr 24, 2023 08:18
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Classic sky trash
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Apr 24, 2023 08:40
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:hopefully he's selling alien piss at least. Ideally u have 3 shops, one for alien piss, one for wizard piss, and one for hot girl piss. Fools. Wizards use their piss for powerful alchemy, sounds like someone's never heard of the piss wizard's laboratory 
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Apr 24, 2023 08:50
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The Vinja Ninja posted:Saw something silver fly by on my walk to work You should always have a slice of bread to wave at them just in case
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Apr 24, 2023 09:17
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We got a fun new hoax rolling around with allegations of ET info leaks rolled into whatever else that pentagon guy was pushing out. This is allegedly a picture of some sort of fish creature taken by a probe orbiting Europa 
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Apr 24, 2023 12:23
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The ice on Europa is like ten miles thick
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Apr 24, 2023 12:29
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must be a drat good probe then
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Apr 24, 2023 12:30
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:We got a fun new hoax rolling around with allegations of ET info leaks rolled into whatever else that pentagon guy was pushing out. The whole world loves Freddy Fish, the first specimen of life found outside earth. *15 minutes later* We regret to inform you that Freddy Fish is racist against bipeds
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Apr 24, 2023 12:31
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They need to send something that can drill down and spit out a little submarine, but that's star trek stuff right now and way more money than anyone's going to shoot into space to find alien tube worms e here's a mission they're sending to scan the whole moon, it leaves next year and arrives 2030. NASA posted:NASA's Europa Clipper spacecraft will perform dozens of close flybys of Jupiter’s moon Europa, gathering detailed measurements to investigate whether the moon could have conditions suitable for life. Europa Clipper is not a life detection mission – its main science goal is to determine whether there are places below Europa’s surface that could support life. Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 12:35 on Apr 24, 2023 |
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Apr 24, 2023 12:32
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here's some reddit threads that seem related: https://www.reddit.com/r/schizoposters/comments/12x1duq/these_keywords_are_blacklisted_on_google/ https://www.reddit.com/r/wendigoon/comments/12w9bmt/there_might_be_life_on_europa/ whatever the source of the image it is spreading quite fast. haven't had one catch on like this in a while
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Apr 24, 2023 12:33
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:We got a fun new hoax rolling around with allegations of ET info leaks rolled into whatever else that pentagon guy was pushing out. I remote viewed the Europan ocean and this guy was looking at me. It's legit.
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Apr 24, 2023 12:58
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:here's some reddit threads that seem related: originated, spread and debunked in like 12 hours, that's pretty good https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/comments/83c75f/large_fictional_shark_in_deep_dark_ocean_of_moon/
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Apr 24, 2023 13:03
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aw boo, weird little europan fish I wanted to believe in you
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Apr 24, 2023 13:06
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Mola Yam posted:originated, spread and debunked in like 12 hours, that's pretty good At first I was like "WTF this is absolutely not the same picture? The head looks nothing the same". Then you see it 
SpaceGoatFarts has issued a correction as of 13:29 on Apr 24, 2023 |
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Apr 24, 2023 13:13
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I think there's definitely some kind of life on Europa, maybe even big cool sharks, but we haven't been down there yet
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Apr 24, 2023 13:15
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theres plenty of life in europe
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Apr 24, 2023 13:28
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blatman posted:theres plenty of life in europe nothing intelligent though
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Apr 24, 2023 13:38
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my bony fealty posted:nothing intelligent though Don't speak ill of the dolphins
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Apr 24, 2023 13:39
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Inspector Hound posted:They need to send something that can drill down and spit out a little submarine, but that's star trek stuff right now and way more money than anyone's going to shoot into space to find alien tube worms What is it with NASA being so hesitant to send any real life detection missions or just experiments on the missions they are sending. I don't know any good reason they didn't send it on the last two rovers. Discovering even basic life on Mars would be the best thing to ever happen to their budget. It would capture the world's imagination and demand new missions and an increased budget. Like you said drilling through the ice isn't really possible now but there have been good arguments that a satellite could fly through the geysers shooting into space and sample the water for life. It wouldn't have been hard to include equipment on the Mars rovers for it.
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Apr 24, 2023 14:45
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D-Pad posted:What is it with NASA being so hesitant to send any real life detection missions or just experiments on the missions they are sending. I don't know any good reason they didn't send it on the last two rovers. After exhaustive evaluation of the matter and careful consideration of all relevant stakeholders I have come to a conclusion: scientists are pussies!!
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Apr 24, 2023 15:09
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tic tac doing some Tony Hawk poo poo https://twitter.com/WATDOOL/status/1650168508519522315?s=20
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Apr 24, 2023 15:39
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:tic tac doing some Tony Hawk poo poo i, for one, have no doubts about the veracity and integrity of Twitter Blue user Robert Earl White | Order Of Light: New Era Of Contact / We Are The Disclosure https://direct.me/orderoflight
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Apr 24, 2023 15:57
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if there are aliens and they are hanging around, some of these woowoo contact guys can actually be the real deal, and that's pretty cool for them, I am glad for 'em.
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Apr 24, 2023 16:00
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not me i hope they burn in hell for congregating with demons
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Apr 24, 2023 16:03
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reading some older pages of this thread and it goes places! from Ediacaran animal life to Bible apocrypha... the cool poo poo thread
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Apr 24, 2023 16:05
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I love how this tic tac tries to throw us for a loop and actually abide by newtonian physics for no reason as it slows down before turning right. We all know it can just maneuver like a ping pong!
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Apr 24, 2023 16:05
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there's some intense orb pondering on reddit concerning the flight of the spheres I don't know how feasible any of this is but it doesn't look overly technobabbly for speculative bird tech https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/12xbsu6/can_spheres_fly_insight_from_a_senior_level/ quote:"After seeing all the recent news about flying orbs and spheres, a few colleagues and I spent time looking at the possibilities of how spheres could fly, or at least levitate. Tekne has issued a correction as of 19:21 on Apr 24, 2023 |
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Apr 24, 2023 19:18
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that's a pretty reasonable human-tech possibility. you'd just need to have room-temp superconductivity which isn't outlawed or anything probably the best guess that involves something we can currently understand
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Apr 24, 2023 20:22
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:As ever I'd just like to put out into the universe that if we have benevolent watchers that would like to overthrow the system, Monday morning is a welcome time to do so One step closer I was watching a "documentary" on tubi called Secret Space UFOs covering the early NASA missions and showing quite a few photos taken by the astronauts of sky trash (and I know a lot of it was probably ice chunks, etc) but some of them looked an awful lot like our friend the metallic silver sphere.
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Apr 24, 2023 20:34
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it's been going on for so long I'm sure everyone involved in the game constantly forgets and has switched which side of the con they're on do astronauts know, do the government officials, does anyone or has poo poo just been dropping from the sky and who the gently caress knows, maybe the earth just makes hollow metallic spheres in the air sometime
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Apr 24, 2023 20:36
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mdemone posted:that's a pretty reasonable human-tech possibility. you'd just need to have room-temp superconductivity which isn't outlawed or anything Still ignores lack of sonic booms and poo poo like that
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Apr 24, 2023 20:37
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https://twitter.com/mtrlgrrrl/status/1650584366249025538
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Apr 24, 2023 20:43
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well I stopped having sex regularly so yeah
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Apr 24, 2023 21:05
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Tekne posted:there's some intense orb pondering on reddit concerning the flight of the spheres This is some interesting orb pondering. I do not know enough about magnetic levitation to calculate the exact numbers but I would guesstimate that a magnetic field strong enough to levitate a craft big enough to carry 5-10 little green men at an altitude of 30,000 ft would feel like standing in 5000 MRI machines if you got anywhere near it. e. Good Soldier Svejk posted:it's been going on for so long I'm sure everyone involved in the game constantly forgets and has switched which side of the con they're on Humans have been making them since at least 1960: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Echo Butternubs has issued a correction as of 21:08 on Apr 24, 2023 |
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Apr 24, 2023 21:05
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Still ignores lack of sonic booms and poo poo like that well yeah. that's a toughie
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Apr 24, 2023 21:12
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Butternubs posted:This is some interesting orb pondering. I do not know enough about magnetic levitation to calculate the exact numbers but I would guesstimate that a magnetic field strong enough to levitate a craft big enough to carry 5-10 little green men at an altitude of 30,000 ft would feel like standing in 5000 MRI machines if you got anywhere near it. Meissner effect does not require a large field strength, hence the usage of Earth's magnetic fields in the hypothesis. All fields will be expelled leading to the acceleration of the superconductor. edit: it's not magnetic levitation in the way you're thinking, where two like poles will oppose each other strongly enough to levitate small objects. it's the expulsion of the magnetic field out of the bulk volume of the superconducting material. I do it as a classroom trick. 
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Apr 24, 2023 21:14
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coconono posted:well I stopped having sex regularly so yeah Congratulations on your nuptials!
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Apr 24, 2023 21:19
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Tekne posted:there's some intense orb pondering on reddit concerning the flight of the spheres I saw that post. While the Meissner effect is real and can be used to levitate stuff, I'm skeptical that you could levitate off the Earth's magnetic field. Like they say, it's far too weak: a few hundred Gauss, compared to the few thousand of a fridge magnet. This suggests your levitation sphere at best could hold one or two post cards without falling down. The authors are aware of this, and vaguely suggest that the craft could "amplify" the local magnetic field. If it's the craft doing the amplification, then this sounds like the craft is amplifying the field and pushing off of the amplified field: basically, the craft pushing off of itself. Without some other intervention I don't see how you could make that work.
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Apr 24, 2023 21:25
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Psychic thoughtforms E: it's a valiant effort to salvage the nuts and bolts explanation but realistically I think we're well past that being on the table
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Apr 24, 2023 21:31
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Metanuts & hyperbolts
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