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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Ahahahahahahaha Tucker Carlson fired ahahahaha hope we see him pop up in the Russian news groupchat videos soon

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Dr. Quarex posted:

Ahahahahahahaha Tucker Carlson fired ahahahaha hope we see him pop up in the Russian news groupchat videos soon

I heard that on the radio while getting coffee I lold

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Lmao tucker's gonna show up on Soloyvov Tonight within 2 weeks, for sure


Bakhmut's nearly done, and we'll soon see if the defense was worth the cost for Ukraine:

https://twitter.com/JulianRoepcke/status/1650528477458644992?s=20

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

HonorableTB posted:

Lmao tucker's gonna show up on Soloyvov Tonight within 2 weeks, for sure

https://twitter.com/KyleWalter_/status/1650553967917641746

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Send him!

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

lmao hole in 1

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Are there even any chud apps left for him to flee to? Like where are the tcp bits that contain a Glenn beck crying waveform being fed into these days?

Maybe he can start a new grift on “Tuckr” but where the r is backwards to signal his pro Russian sympathies.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

shadow puppet of a posted:

Are there even any chud apps left for him to flee to? Like where are the tcp bits that contain a Glenn beck crying waveform being fed into these days?

Maybe he can start a new grift on “Tuckr” but where the r is backwards to signal his pro Russian sympathies.

He could always go to Truth Social but lmao at the idea of tucker lowering himself to that level

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1650535580974059521

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

shadow puppet of a posted:

Are there even any chud apps left for him to flee to? Like where are the tcp bits that contain a Glenn beck crying waveform being fed into these days?

Maybe he can start a new grift on “Tuckr” but where the r is backwards to signal his pro Russian sympathies.

Tuckya

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Такр

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
VK?



Please don't put in the newspaper that I'm in a bunker :qq:

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

Dr. Quarex posted:

Ahahahahahahaha Tucker Carlson fired ahahahaha hope we see him pop up in the Russian news groupchat videos soon
I actually choked on my own saliva from laughing so hard, couldn't have happened to a better person.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Telegram, probably. But he'll probably never get the same reach he had before.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

shadow puppet of a posted:

Are there even any chud apps left for him to flee to? Like where are the tcp bits that contain a Glenn beck crying waveform being fed into these days?

Maybe he can start a new grift on “Tuckr” but where the r is backwards to signal his pro Russian sympathies.

Tucker has already been fired from his token conservative pundit positions at MSNBC and CNN nearly 15 years ago. It's not even the first time he's been fired from Fox! The last time he got fired he called the Murdochs a bunch of nazis

Then he started his Hot Air website and coasted on that for 10 years before being brought back to Fox as O'Reilly's replacement when he got dropped for multiple counts of being a sexpest. He was always seen as a dweeb, he only became #1 in the ratings thanks to being suddenly propped up by O'Reilly's producers and writers.

It doesn't matter, they'll shuffle someone else in his seat to read the white nationalist cuecards with the caveat that they won't commit blatant libel against another corporation with the resources to sue.

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

HonorableTB posted:

Bakhmut's nearly done, and we'll soon see if the defense was worth the cost for Ukraine:

https://twitter.com/JulianRoepcke/status/1650528477458644992?s=20

Russia has been pushed back from advances in the city before, so I wouldn't call it just yet. regardless, though, if the defenders are pushed out as opposed to a big group getting encircled and captured, I think Ukraine comes out way ahead on Bakhmut overall.

I admit I'm engaging in motivated reasoning though: it would be very funny if they held past the May 9 "victory day".

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I'm sure they'll capture it....annnnnyyyy day now.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Idk wtf y'all are talking about bakhmut was taken years ago. The bakhmut they're fighting over is clearly a hologram

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
It's probably extremely close to falling but lmao, it's been at least 6 months since people started pushing it as this giant win for Russia.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
461 cities in Ukraine. Dunno how many lost but lol lmao having to do this for each city

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

mobby_6kl posted:




Please don't put in the newspaper that I'm in a bunker :qq:
Their denial confirms it.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Many people state that Putin drinks large volumes of horse semen but this couldn't be any further from the truth. The truth is that he has only a little bit, like a spoonful a week, as a treat and you can't prove otherwise. Any proof otherwise is a western lie!

Keisari
May 24, 2011

Can someone explain this horse cum meme to me? How did it start?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Keisari posted:

Can someone explain this horse cum meme to me? How did it start?

It started by him drinking horse cum

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Keisari posted:

Can someone explain this horse cum meme to me? How did it start?

...meme??

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
The claim that Putin drinks horse cum is a disgusting lie, and the amounts allegedly drunk are also incorrect.

https://i.ylilauta.org/94/a1/94a161d43a58a62a.mp4

Dwesa fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Apr 24, 2023

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Keisari posted:

Can someone explain this horse cum meme to me? How did it start?

Buddy, the real question is how does it stop?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dwesa posted:

The claim that Putin drinks horse cum is a disgusting lie, and the amounts allegedly drunk are also incorrect.
Do you have the precise amount, in liters? Unfortunately I only know that it's "a lot".

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

Dwesa posted:

Their denial confirms it.

it's the same brand of journalism as "putin did NOT slip on the stairs and land flat on his rear end, instantly soiling himself due to his disgusting bodily malfunctions"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
He did what?

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Putin fell down the stairs in the Kremlin and poo poo his pants and no that's not a joke

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
here's the evidence

https://metro.co.uk/2022/12/08/vladimir-putin-didnt-soil-himself-after-falling-down-the-stairs-17900686/

Metro posted:

Russia has denied claims that president Vladimir Putin fell down the stairs and soiled himself.

Telegram news blog SVR General reported on December 1 that Putin tumbled down five steps the day before in one of his residences.

The incident saw Putin, the blog post alleged, fall on his ‘coccyx which probably caused sharp pain, provoking involuntary defecation’.

SVR General also repeated long-standing rumours that Putin is suffering from colon cancer.

‘If Putin used to wear special waterproof underwear with an absorbent effect, then recently he neglects these precautions, as it turned out in vain,’ the unsubstantiated post added.

Now the Kremlin has been forced to deny the claims after American news outlet Newsweek pressed Putin’s press agency.

Press and Information Office of the President of the Russian Federation said: ‘Regarding your request, we can say that this is completely untrue.’

SVR General, citing the president’s guards as sources, said Putin’s in-house doctors rushed to his aid following the fall.

The post said ‘Before the examination, the doctors escorted the president to the bathroom and helped to clean up, and at the same time conducted an initial examination.

‘After a complete examination and examination, a bruise of the coccyx and soft tissues was diagnosed.’

The alleged injuries were ‘nothing critical’, the post said, and Putin popped painkillers later that night.

From coughs to cancelled meetings, Putin’s health has been under intense scrutiny for years.

Russia’s war against Ukraine has only thrown fuel to the fire, with Parkinson’s and cancer often top of speculator’s lists.

Russian and even Western intelligence officials have denied claims that Putin is suffering from ill health.

CIA director William Burns said in July: ‘There are lots of rumours about President Putin’s health and as far as we can tell he’s entirely too healthy.’

Richard Moore, the head of Britain’s MI6, told the Aspen Security Forum in Colorado: ‘There is no evidence that Putin is suffering from serious illness.’


It was also reported by Newsweek lol


Edit: holy poo poo this owns. Also zone how are you such a posting machine, I feel like I never shut up in here and you've almost doubled my posts


HonorableTB fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Apr 24, 2023

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Holy poo poo he really did poo poo himself

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
https://twitter.com/ric_cole/status/1650244505440845824?s=20

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/24/europe/ukraine-counteroffensive-speculation-intl-cmd/index.html

https://euromaidanpress.com/2023/03/25/ukraine-defense-ministry-calls-for-information-blackout-about-upcoming-offensives/

EuromaidanPress posted:

Ukraine’s Deputy Minister of Defense, Hanna Maliar, has urged Ukrainians not to discuss any upcoming Ukrainian offensive on TV, social media, or in public.

In her Facebook post, she emphasized that military plans and strategies should only be discussed by Ukraine’s top three officials: the Supreme Commander-in-Chief (President), the Minister of Defense, and the Chief Commander.

Deputy Minister of Defense posted:

“On live broadcasts, don’t ask experts questions [in the vein of] ‘how is the counter-offensive going?’, don’t write blogs or posts on this topic, and don’t discuss military plans of our army publicly at all. We have one strategic plan – to liberate all our territories. And as for the details – that’s simply a military secret,” Maliar wrote, adding that the details “are disclosed by the three aforementioned officials only when there is a military task requiring it. Because information is also a weapon and we fight with it too.”

EuromaidanPress posted:

Hanna Maliar also highlighted the success of the Kharkiv Operation in September 2022, which ended in the liberation of almost all of Kharkiv oblast and parts of Donetsk and Luhansk oblasts. She emphasized that the silence surrounding that operation allowed the military to work effectively:

“The silence allowed the military to buy time and do their job,” she wrote.

Throughout July 2022, many Ukrainian officials and experts publicly speculated about the upcoming Kherson counteroffensive, and then probe attacks really started in the area by early August. This prompted Russians to start redeploying elements of their forces from the Kharkiv direction to Kherson.

In late August, even President Zelenskyy joined the campaign in person and announced the beginning of a full-scale counteroffensive to liberate the Russian-occupied south, which contributed to the tactical surprise of the Kharkiv operation that started a week later.

The weakening of the Russian grouping of forces in the Kharkiv direction during August and early September enabled the Ukrainian surprise blitz-style counteroffensive in Kharkiv Oblast, which started on 6 September and lasted until October.

Calls for information blackout surrounded the entire Kharkiv blitz in September and the subsequent full-fledged Kherson offensive that started in early October and ended by mid-November.

Information blackout call has been put out :getin:

HonorableTB fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Apr 24, 2023

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Heh, well if previous patterns hold, that means the offensive is about to roll within the next 48 hours or is rolling out right now.

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
loving lmao if the big bakhmut capture is immediately encircled or bypassed by the counterattack

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Icept posted:

loving lmao if the big bakhmut capture is immediately encircled or bypassed by the counterattack

That would be funny but I don't think they'd go for that area

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster
I just want to state that the biggest threat to Ukrainian support isn't comically small communist parties but the American right wing. Hopefully the self-destructive path they are currently on keeps them from regaining power.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Tuckyo Rose got fired from Fox News, what a thing to wake up to :getin:

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zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1650576081483620384
Ammo shortage is finally on the way to being resolved, just in time for the counterattack

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