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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1650823831676940288

https://twitter.com/myrrlyn/status/1650598483663921185

https://twitter.com/HannahPosted/status/1649998474044227584

https://twitter.com/yellowcardigan/status/1648761388674736144

https://twitter.com/Cooperstreaming/status/1650718653263024134

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Apr 25, 2023

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1650855555655942146

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021


This is also exactly how I would look if some scientist shoved an incredibly expensive camera in my face while I was just chilling at home eating

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/1650756635449765889?cxt=HHwWgsDRqb6a1egtAAAA

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

boofhead posted:

This is also exactly how I would look if some scientist shoved an incredibly expensive camera in my face while I was just chilling at home eating
That goofball is getting loving blasted with an electron particle cannon.

Don't even ask about the fixation process.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BlueWillingBobcat-mobile.mp4

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

zedprime posted:

That goofball is getting loving blasted with an electron particle cannon.

Don't even ask about the fixation process.

Does this kill the Polychaete?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/nrv_nrv_nrv/status/1650665405994901504

Not in one million years would I do this. Not because of being perceived as lame, but because someone is going to gently caress with you

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I think you can set your account to always pop that warning up on photos you post, so if it's an account that mostly posts gory or horny pictures they would set it for everything so they don't get banned over the one time they forgot to set it.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/nrv_nrv_nrv/status/1650665405994901504

Not in one million years would I do this. Not because of being perceived as lame, but because someone is going to gently caress with you

I don't get motion sick, even in VR, but having the train move you and not seeing the movement would be hard. I nearly fell over the first time I put on an FPV drone headset and tried to walk a little.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/ryanhastweets/status/1650875691737534466

https://twitter.com/hamhock42/status/1650837170465263616

https://twitter.com/skatie420/status/1650738176758267904

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1650949843324420098

https://twitter.com/wellesnetcom/status/1650663558735179776

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


What does this mean

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It means the acquitted child murderer has a fat rear end

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Mauser posted:

The several years old Nazi account that was really into a lovely pencil sharpener was suspended last time I checked. I wonder if it was the tweet that said "it's ok to be an out Nazi on this site now like me" that did it

Still thinking about this.
There was an account promoting facism and one type of pencil sharpener??

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Tree Bucket posted:

Still thinking about this.
There was an account promoting facism and one type of pencil sharpener??

The pencil sharpener thing was an 'only whites could invent this checkmate libs' and it was incredibly lovely one

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

freeedr posted:

What does this mean

The announcer leadups (apologies if that's already a word...where they announce the next segment) on Dateline and other true crime shows are often, uh, kind of inappropriate, like "LET'S USE A PUN WHILE DESCRIBING A MURDER-SUICIDE".

Bill Hader some great sketches about them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Lv6t0moFY

And for some wholesome, here's Bill Hader meeting the actual guy he's parodying:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIjjyXSo5ao

VVV Holy poo poo, :lmao:

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 01:12 on Apr 26, 2023

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



zoux posted:

It means the acquitted child murderer has a fat rear end

https://twitter.com/EricThyme/status/1650852373370220544

like her child, I am now dead

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/nrv_nrv_nrv/status/1650665405994901504

Not in one million years would I do this. Not because of being perceived as lame, but because someone is going to gently caress with you

Me and a friend of mine used to be godly at guitar hero, but we had this other buddy who was obsessed with rock band but never got good at it somehow. He'd drink alone while playing the game, thinking he was the coolest. Total recycled teenager, would ditch us to hang out with kids, allergic to responsibilities etc. Is now marrying the craziest woman any of us have ever met, who has a child from a previous relationship and uses it solely to manipulate him into not having fun which is all he used to live for. Ironic, sort of.

Anyway this guy made me think of him

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

NLJP posted:

The pencil sharpener thing was an 'only whites could invent this checkmate libs' and it was incredibly lovely one

Loved all the people pointing out that the way better design that is in basically every classroom in the nation was invented by a black guy too.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Loved all the people pointing out that the way better design that is in basically every classroom in the nation was invented by a black guy too.

By the time I saw the Nazi pencil sharpener tweets they were already hidden and I have been wondering what pencil sharpener they were talking about

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

By the time I saw the Nazi pencil sharpener tweets they were already hidden and I have been wondering what pencil sharpener they were talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f56ppr0rq1k

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

codo27 posted:

Me and a friend of mine used to be godly at guitar hero, but we had this other buddy who was obsessed with rock band but never got good at it somehow. He'd drink alone while playing the game, thinking he was the coolest. Total recycled teenager, would ditch us to hang out with kids, allergic to responsibilities etc. Is now marrying the craziest woman any of us have ever met, who has a child from a previous relationship and uses it solely to manipulate him into not having fun which is all he used to live for. Ironic, sort of.

Anyway this guy made me think of him

gently caress me years back I used to know a broadly similar person, complete with the marriage to someone batshit insane with a previous child. Must be a pattern.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Benagain posted:

gently caress me years back I used to know a broadly similar person, complete with the marriage to someone batshit insane with a previous child. Must be a pattern.

I'm not going to gently caress you just for that. You got to work a bit harder, maybe buy me dinner first or something.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

COOKIE!

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/dancynrew/status/1651050360994398208?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
https://twitter.com/dickblimp/status/1651272796675227661

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1651264103510421506?s=20


This "Turgle" looks awfully familiar...

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


I was worried EA was gonna gently caress up yet another sequel to a great game, but this is GOTY material right here.

Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
:getin:
https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/status/1651248285468729346?s=20

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?
P.S. if anyone wants a new twitter clone to poo poo up I have bluesky invites, get at me.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

“May be habit forming”

Nahhhhhhh

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

Inceltown posted:

I'm not going to gently caress you just for that. You got to work a bit harder, maybe buy me dinner first or something.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

grittyreboot posted:

I was worried EA was gonna gently caress up yet another sequel to a great game, but this is GOTY material right here.

FO wasn't Force Unleashed bad, but it def felt like missed potential. Hopefully this ones better. I'm reading performance ain't great.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
survivor is still pretty badly optimised. i picked it up a while ago and its pretty good but ill be amazed if the sequel runs well. i still love star wars:turgle and am going to pick it up on sale at some point

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Frank Frank posted:

“May be habit forming”

Nahhhhhhh

Really want a trip report from those bad boys, wow

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

sebmojo posted:

Really want a trip report from those bad boys, wow

Ngl I would probably eat one

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
If anyone remembers that TERF that paid for a Guinness world record for fastest half marathon dressed as a witch in support of JK Rowling, well:

https://twitter.com/mr_ian/status/1651321803774611456?t=ZfC1_dkv1_VJUpiV_VFoyQ&s=19

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Frank Frank posted:

Ngl I would probably eat one

Maybe habit forming(not sure )

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