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Someone should post a picture of Brad Pitt crying. Sex is fun
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Maybe they're not used to being around humans, and are trying to carry a conversation, talking about, you know ...human things, like how long is your gut, stuff like that?
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bike tory posted:Finally found the right partner for the bad pickup lines skeleton Thank you. I was not ready for this on an easy Sunday morning.
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Karate Bastard posted:Is you have huge guts a compliment?
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Apr 24, 2023 22:13
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I have deep guts, is that anything? 
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flavor.flv posted:I have deep guts, is that anything? PM sent
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Apr 25, 2023 07:23
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And the farmer said "it stops automatically when it reaches 5 gallons"
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Hasn't Jordan Peterson been traumatized enough?!
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Samovar posted:Hasn't Jordan Peterson been traumatized enough?! No.
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Milo and POTUS posted:And the farmer said "it stops automatically when it reaches 5 gallons" 
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Elviscat posted:Got my friend's dog a rubber bone toy, and for some reason she carried it, and only it, longways, making it look like she had a dildo by the head end. To illustrate: 
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Apr 25, 2023 14:52
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Apr 25, 2023 15:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA
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Apr 25, 2023 16:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27a-sCu9qhc
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https://i.imgur.com/S3de9Yv.mp4 Unmute
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Apr 26, 2023 14:50
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That's the greatest thing I've ever seen
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Apr 26, 2023 18:21
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Milo and POTUS posted:That's the greatest thing I've ever seen Lmao I just watched it like 30 times in a row
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Apr 26, 2023 18:54
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https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1651254777123155970?t=oHKfGy-SA6LEOkssOCIxGg&s=19
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1651254777123155970?t=oHKfGy-SA6LEOkssOCIxGg&s=19 so gay he should just siphon it, like a real man
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Apr 26, 2023 19:02
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Gay forklifts.
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Yeah I could work my mouth on some spicy cod right about now.
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I made this noise in the hotel bathroom when my gf and I were staying in a different city for an AOL get together party. Jesus Christ I feel old.  For some reason I had to fart but there was nothing going anywhere, so I went into the bathroom and turned on the vent, and grunted knowing it'd be silent because of no weird stomach gurgles. About 4 seconds later that noise happened, I farted so hard I hurt my rear end in a top hat, and when I got out of the bathroom she was sitting on the bed with a  face.I think we'd been going out like a month at the time. I knew after that she was the one though 
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Apr 27, 2023 14:14
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Thanks for telling us about a fart you had one time.
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Apr 27, 2023 15:18
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Yes, thank you for your service.
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Apr 27, 2023 16:07
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Could be worse, they could be shitposting
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:About 4 seconds later that noise happened, I farted so hard I hurt my rear end in a top hat, and when I got out of the bathroom she was sitting on the bed with a A friend of mine was staying in a nice hotel in the Lake District. He woke up in the morning and the curtains were open, and he had a fantastic view of the lake and hills around it. He felt extremely happy and relaxed, and realised he needed to fart. So he let rip with what he said was the loudest, longest, most satisfying fart of his life. Then he rolled over to snooze a bit more, only to look into the eyes of the gorgeous, and now wide awake, girl he'd spent the night with and forgotten was still in bed with him.
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Apr 27, 2023 17:01
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Thanks for telling us about a fart somebody you know had one time.
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Apr 28, 2023 00:32
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I approve of the fart stories on this page
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fartknocker posted:I approve of the fart stories on this page Someone changed the thread title so this is now the official PYF fart stories thread. 
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I prefer the version in my head where there was no comma in Andre's response and instead of calling Rob Reiner boss and saying he's fine now, he's claiming that his fart was so impressive that he is now the boss.
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Apr 28, 2023 02:26
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Sixteen seconds? Who had the stopwatch and why were they timing his farts?
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stereobreadsticks posted:I prefer the version in my head where there was no comma in Andre's response and instead of calling Rob Reiner boss and saying he's fine now, he's claiming that his fart was so impressive that he is now the boss. This is how we can end all wars.
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Stoatbringer posted:Sixteen seconds? Who had the stopwatch and why were they timing his farts?
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Apr 28, 2023 12:11
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Audio tape is much cheaper than film. There isn't footage. There's sound.
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Possibly even seismograph records!
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