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drk posted:Crypto, once again, proves it is beyond parody This makes it sound like the water is not treated in any manner just melted snow in a can.
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Popete posted:This makes it sound like the water is not treated in any manner just melted snow in a can. this is the way of the bored apes
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“This project will be overallocating. That means that if you win, you will NOT be guaranteed a spot. Please see the project description for more information.” I don’t even. Who is attracted to this.
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drk posted:Crypto, once again, proves it is beyond parody Big missed opportunity not calling it slurp juice
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DominoKitten posted:“This project will be overallocating. That means that if you win, you will NOT be guaranteed a spot. Please see the project description for more information.”
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Bypassing a ton of stuff, this proposal is allegedly for people to buy water for $2/can plus shipping?
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DominoKitten posted:https://twitter.com/jbondwagon/status/1651028418581131264?s=20 Wait, is he saying 1 can of water is 24.99 dollars?
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PhazonLink posted:does the ape burger place exist or did it close down It’s in Long Beach. I drove past it a few months ago.
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DominoKitten posted:“This project will be overallocating. That means that if you win, you will NOT be guaranteed a spot. Please see the project description for more information.” Is a man not entitled to the slurp of his ape?
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PhazonLink posted:does the ape burger place exist or did it close down first off, it wasn't in san francisco. gross. how dare you paint sf as some weird tech bro..... nvm it's in huntington beach though also apparently the guy who designed/created their burger won some contest on good morning america for his restaurant and the bored/hungry restaurant has a banner that says, "best burger in america" now.
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Elias_Maluco posted:Wait, is he saying 1 can of water is 24.99 dollars? i have no idea what the $24.99 refers to but the math doesn't work out to anywhere close to that you get 18 cases of water (6 per month for 3 months) for $200, each case has 12 cans, so you get 216 cans of water for $200 but maybe he's saying you can then sell each can for $25 to all of the
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Bypassing a ton of stuff, this proposal is allegedly for people to buy water for $2/can plus shipping?
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"for the first time, water delivery to your door" I have that, it's called a tap I also definitely have it coming out of the tap right now as opposed to maybe having it come out of the tap, and I definitely get it when I pay my water bill of £30 instead of paying £200 or more A CRAB IRL fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Apr 26, 2023 |
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Popete posted:This makes it sound like the water is not treated in any manner just melted snow in a can. didnt the Juicero techbro do this? Raw Water.
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LOTTA YOU DON'T KNOW APE WATER CAN BE SLURPED 1X/DAY AND IS NOT A SCAM LIKE LAST TIME
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That Twitter thread might be the most convoluted way to buy water of all time. The future is bright!
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PhazonLink posted:didnt the Juicero techbro do this? Raw Water. RAW WATER! Unprocessed, all natural runoff water sustainably harvested from the culvert out front of our headquarters, sent directly to you!
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SettingSun posted:Why are the ape weirdos getting into the premium water delivery business. I do not understand. They probably think it is high margin low effort. Sell something you can get for free for $1, that's pure profit. All you need is a marketing gimmick better than the other guy's marketing gimmick, and they think their ugly apes are good. Maybe they don't realize most people don't care about ugly apes, and those who do don't drink water. LOL.
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This is like the 4th or 5th premium water brand "sourced from Mt. Shasta" that I've seen. They're probably all bottled in the same facility. I'm surprised they're not making claims about alkaline pH; I'm sure that'll get tacked on once they get somebody doing the marketing more professional than this dude grunting, "you want chance to get/sell IP licensing deal"
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First they short you. Then they mock you. Then they MOASS. Then you win. THIS IS WHAT SUPERSTONK ACTUALLY BELIEVES
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A peek behind the curtain of the weird continued presence of crypto ATMs. Boyfriend works at a co-op grocery store with a crypto ATM in the lobby. Been there for a couple of years. Cloudbase or Cloudshare or something stupid like that. Anyway, the company pays the store something to the tune of $300 a month just to keep it in the lobby. It wasn't even powered up the first few months, but they paid out anyway. With his blessing, I maaay have left an anonymous review of the store mentioning how ridiculous it is that a store claiming to care about the local community and the environment is promoting a well-known scam that is notoriously environmentally unsustainable. 2 stars out of 5, which under some circumstances is worse than 1. This was a year ago, and since then, plenty of people have voiced similar concerns. The issue came up in a meeting recently, and the store manager straight up admitted that she has no idea what cryptocurrency is, but the people who convinced her to install sold her on it by claiming it would help folks without a formal bank account access banking. They're taking the machine out soon.
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 This post was made after the stock was de-listed. As far as I can tell, its 100% serious too. https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/12zssp4/why_i_never_gave_up_on_rc/
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I think all of this meme stock stuff is really just someone applying the same lessons that malignant internet communities (like incels or maga or whatever) have been applying into something more directly related to their own personal capital gains. Like, if you look at the early days of wallstreetbets getting big, the general mood and atmosphere there was almost identical to 4chan or extremist facebook groups or the_donald - a variety of accounts appearing out of the blue to all spout the same extremist nonsense in order to make it look like a popular opinion with support, so that terminally-online youth with no other sense of community join in the hopes of finding a belonging and then buy wholesale into the cult koolaid, allowing whoever springboarded the group in the first place to capitalize on their sway over this newly created and curated collection of loyal extremist nobodies. WSB/superstonk posters aren't making any gains, but whoever influences them is making bank e: The difference between this and crypto (imo) is that Crypto is "too big" for one person/group to easily control, and has too many offshoots and spinoff projects. the Superstonk subs are super heavily moderated and have a bunch of cultish rules to snuff out "spies" and "shills" and dissenting opinions, which makes them easier for a centralized person/group to manipulate without outside influence. Crypto is just a bunch of techbros grasping at that same concept without realizing someone else beat them to the punch. deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Apr 27, 2023 |
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ymgve posted:cancer is life changing right?!? I think Tim has canonically beat that so yeah
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istewart posted:This is like the 4th or 5th premium water brand "sourced from Mt. Shasta" that I've seen. They're probably all bottled in the same facility. I'm surprised they're not making claims about alkaline pH; I'm sure that'll get tacked on once they get somebody doing the marketing more professional than this dude grunting, "you want chance to get/sell IP licensing deal" Nestlé, Crystal Geyser and other mega-cos bottle water up there. It wouldnt surprise me at all if all of these different water brands came out of the same few bottling plants.
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Popete posted:Has anyone ever seen a crypto ATM being used? Jim Browning had a recent video where he tried but failed to stop an elderly woman from depositing her life savings into one (to a scammer's account).
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drk posted:Crypto, once again, proves it is beyond parody more like ape piss
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ponzicar posted:Is "directly sourced from Mt. Shasta" code for "tap water from Northern California"? No, tap water actually has to pass quality tests
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drk posted:No, tap water actually has to pass quality tests Judging by https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-growing-drinking-water-crisis-threatens-american-cities-and-towns/ It doesn't
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notwithoutmyanus posted:So someone has been doing the whole crypto rug/scam/take money thing, and where does it end up? Lmao that most of the replies to this are bots posting the same obviously-fake link to “coinbase support” that I’m sure just eats all your coins or whatever if you click it.
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Zero One posted:Jim Browning had a recent video where he tried but failed to stop an elderly woman from depositing her life savings into one (to a scammer's account). Yeah, I think the main users of those things are people who got hit with ransomware and need to send money to get their data back.
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Foo Diddley posted:who the gently caress liked bed bath and beyond, though? even ppl who could chill in the bead store thought that poo poo was dire That one guy in America gently caress Yeah?
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