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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I will never comprehend what some people choose to eat and how.

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nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I feel like you could probably do something in the vein of a clarified milk punch that hits most of those notes? Not sure exactly what you'd use but it probably wouldn't end up the worst thing in the world.

For something that has that but also some afp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j6ka8WkDh8

The recipe from Archer's book is the proper way. And they are delicious.

2oz Absinthe
2oz Vodka
1oz Creme de Menthe
2oz Milk

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


Weird that they chose a bull as the mascot for milk. Is the smilk supposed to be excreted by his wife or something?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

PurpleXVI posted:

I will never comprehend what some people choose to eat and how.



That's just Ohio Valley Style pizza

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

There is a Danish dessert made from sweet buttermilk with vanilla and lemon, served with little cardamom cookies. It’s called koldskål, and it’s absolutely delicious.

Necrobama
Aug 4, 2006

by the sex ghost

A perfectly reusable bottle

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/rzldzl420/status/1650914029521584156

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

I applied to an Indeed listing to be a brand ambassador for this product.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The famous Snoop Dogg.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Ror posted:

I really want to try making an actual orange vanilla milk now with fresh milk and oranges and real vanilla.

If you can find orange blossom water (I get mine from a middle-eastern grocery store) there's a great mocktail called Cease and Desist -- presumably originally called Creamsicle Soda or something -- which hits the spot, though I've never tried it with vanilla. The recipe as-is definitely tasted like a Creamsicle to me though.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm struggling to see how that does not produce a cement mixer.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Spotted in the wild at CVS.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Zero_Grade posted:

Spotted in the wild at CVS.



Why is jelly belly making soda water

Why is jelly belly, known for jelly beans of many beloved flavors, making one of the worst and worst-selling flavors for carbonated drinks

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
That reminds me of this.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day



SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Brawnfire posted:

Why is jelly belly making soda water

Why is jelly belly, known for jelly beans of many beloved flavors, making one of the worst and worst-selling flavors for carbonated drinks

I've heard that egg creams are good, but also that they're one of those things that can only really be done at a soda fountain, and they don't last long and definitely can't be bottled.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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They are very good, but yeah I've also only ever had them at classic soda shops. Every attempt at a bottled or canned chocolate carbonated soft drink I've ever had had been so, so dismal. I don't think you can properly carbonate something with the specific gravity of a satisfying chocolate drink, and something thin and bubbly just doesn't lend itself to the creaminess of chocolate.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I have been invited to a wedding in Poland, so I am googling Polish wedding dress codes.

Found these pictures of Polish wedding food. Eggs in ham foreskin was a new one.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





axolotl farmer posted:

Eggs in ham foreskin

Turtle power!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

axolotl farmer posted:

I have been invited to a wedding in Poland, so I am googling Polish wedding dress codes.

Found these pictures of Polish wedding food. Eggs in ham foreskin was a new one.



We just went to a polish wedding last year and my experience was that the food was delicious but the whole thing comes out extremely gradually over the course of like 6-7 hours. So you have like apps and more apps and salad courses and on and on over and over untill around 9-10 pm they finally bring the main course.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Twinkin' about those beans.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005



I think I’ll take my chances with The Purple Stuff

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

axolotl farmer posted:

I have been invited to a wedding in Poland, so I am googling Polish wedding dress codes.

Found these pictures of Polish wedding food. Eggs in ham foreskin was a new one.



ooh, those boiled Like-likes at the top with tomatoes, lemon slices and parsley garnish look good

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Brawnfire posted:

Why is jelly belly making soda water

Why is jelly belly, known for jelly beans of many beloved flavors, making one of the worst and worst-selling flavors for carbonated drinks
There were a few other flavors, but that was clearly the worst sounding. I did not purchase one to see how bad it was.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Well if they have the pear one, I'd drink that

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Root beer soda water doesn't sound too bad

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
I am once more in awe of the food photography "skills" of German wikipedia.
Would and have, but still:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

pasta impasto photo

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

VictualSquid posted:

I am once more in awe of the food photography "skills" of German wikipedia.
Would and have, but still:


are those tiny skrimps

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

So my daughter recently came across this youtube chef who is just the worst. Been doing this since like 2007. Every dish is bad. Everything is somehow burnt and undercooked. I think the worst thing he's made is this chili. It's a crime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Zero_Grade posted:

There were a few other flavors, but that was clearly the worst sounding. I did not purchase one to see how bad it was.

As a weirdo who buys essentially every new seltzer flavor he encounters I have tried them. The Jelly Belly seltzers are universally undrinkable trash except for the pear one which is kinda OK.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Shard posted:

So my daughter recently came across this youtube chef who is just the worst. Been doing this since like 2007. Every dish is bad. Everything is somehow burnt and undercooked. I think the worst thing he's made is this chili. It's a crime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

Oh it's this guy!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Shard posted:

So my daughter recently came across this youtube chef who is just the worst. Been doing this since like 2007. Every dish is bad. Everything is somehow burnt and undercooked. I think the worst thing he's made is this chili. It's a crime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

Lol yes, the raw chicken guy :allears:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Shard posted:

So my daughter recently came across this youtube chef who is just the worst. Been doing this since like 2007. Every dish is bad. Everything is somehow burnt and undercooked. I think the worst thing he's made is this chili. It's a crime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

thanks I'm always looking for new low view count cooking shows.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

are those tiny skrimps

Yes. Didn't we have an smilie for that? I don't remember.

This is from the same article, where you can judge the size:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Lol, I thought he looked familiar but "chubby beardo guy making bad food" is also a pretty wide category

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

this is so hosed up

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

this is so hosed up

I think that room is his entire apartment

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