Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Selachian posted:

Archie 3/17-19/47

Wait a minute...

# ? Apr 27, 2023 00:14

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# ? May 29, 2024 21:54

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

# ? Apr 27, 2023 00:18

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

see my brain read it this way the first time

# ? Apr 27, 2023 00:59

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

I saw "Farteen" at first.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 01:18

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

Who knew that Florida would be the Phantom's next stop?

# ? Apr 27, 2023 02:06

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Apr 27, 2023 02:06

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Click the arghs for extra links back to Saturday's stuff for those of you who hit link failure, which is definitely called for since something actually happened in Our Boarding House (November 22-24, 1923)

Toonerville Folks (January 24-26, 1921; spoiler for the Usual Reasons)

Dok's "When All Others Are Losing Theirs" Duck (September 17, 1914)

Kipling as in Rudyard, Bridges as in Robert.

Little Lefty (June 3-4, 1938; May 30 and 31 were duplicates and I missed that on the first pass.)

# ? Apr 27, 2023 02:16

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hooray, Child Labor!

# ? Apr 27, 2023 02:30

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Crabgrass

Old School Peanuts (Apr 24, 1954)

Calvin and Hobbes (May 3-4, 1993)

Big Nate

Dunce

# ? Apr 27, 2023 03:32

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Oh what, the world's smartest and smuggest guy/author insert doesn't know that sit-ups don't specifically burn fat from your stomach? Well well well.

Fingerpori

Spot reduction is hooey and while I bear no particular ill will towards selfie sticks I did laugh pretty hard at that Fingerpori.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 03:36

amigolupus: Aug 25, 2017

Hostile V posted:

It's a minor complaint, but it's always bugged me how Holbrook never bothered updating Rudy and his friends' designs. All of them are adults in college, with Bruno and Corrie having adopted a kid, and none of them are tall enough to reach Kevin's shoulders. You can't even say it's because Rudy's a half-fox because we saw his dad and he was as tall as Kell.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 05:33

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Anime rules, your height and physique are set in stone when you turn 18. if you aren't tall and swole by then you never will be.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 05:40

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Anime rules, your height and physique are set in stone when you turn 18. if you aren't tall and swole by then you never will be.

Until you turn 65, then you shrink and whither to half your size

# ? Apr 27, 2023 05:54

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

The Demons of Baseball

# ? Apr 27, 2023 05:57

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Daddy Daze

Take It From the Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side of the Horse

Legend of Bill

# ? Apr 27, 2023 06:09

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

uhhh ive been playing paper mario thousand year door at night and just forgetting to hit enter on my posts lol.

Heathcliff

Compu-toon

Garfield

Overboard

Monty

For Better or For Worse

Classic Arlo and Janis (May 22-24, 2001)

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

as a fun easter egg, i realized the current timeframe i use to post classic Arlo and Janis is:

boob

# ? Apr 27, 2023 06:36

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Fingerpori once again tackles the most fragile of God's creatures, middle aged manly men.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 07:06

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Haraiso Days

Cthulhu and Girl

# ? Apr 27, 2023 07:46

catlord: Mar 22, 2009; What's on your mind, Axa?

riderchop posted:

On The Fastrack

I like how Holbrook chose a famously single-edged cutlass for this metaphor.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 08:17

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

catlord posted:

I like how Holbrook chose a famously single-edged cutlass for this metaphor.

He is SO BAD at this!

# ? Apr 27, 2023 08:57

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Retail

Popcom

# ? Apr 27, 2023 09:34

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Do people like Josh exist for real, and what's the reward for killing them if so?

# ? Apr 27, 2023 09:43

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Bootlickers are real and they never understand why people stop talking to them. Had a guy once who "caught" me in the break room on the clock! :v:

He'd get genuinely concerned about our daily profits and share company propaganda during morning rallies unprompted.

He retired at grunt level.

Doomykins fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Apr 27, 2023

# ? Apr 27, 2023 10:25

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Personally, I think Mark Trail should investigate what really happened to his loving arm.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 11:24

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 4/26/03

Brenda Starr 11/12/50

Smokey Stover 4/25/54

Everyday Movies 5/8/36

"Shine! Shine 'em up! SHINE!"
"Ssh!"

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 5/11/41

Bonus Ad! From the land of forgotten advertising mascots, say hi to the 3 Minute Oat Men!

# ? Apr 27, 2023 11:58

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Vintage Valiant (Dec. 16, 1956)

I suppose Alfred feels he's unsuited to the job. Personally I'd rather be ruled by a former peasant than a young noble doofus who almost died last week in a joust, but that's just my opinion.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 12:08

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

EBB posted:

see my brain read it this way the first time

Porn music plays softly as they dance toward the black pleather-covered casting couch�

# ? Apr 27, 2023 12:11

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

riderchop posted:

uhhh ive been playing paper mario thousand year door at night and just forgetting to hit enter on my posts lol.

a noble cause, you are absolved

# ? Apr 27, 2023 12:17

manero: Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1943

Surprise! I'm posting Pluggers! :getin:

# ? Apr 27, 2023 12:33

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

riderchop posted:

On The Fastrack

That's a single-edged sword, Holbrook.

quote:

The sentence is death.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 12:59

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

manero posted:

Surprise! I'm posting Pluggers!

Green Intern posted:

The sentence is death.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 13:03

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

riderchop posted:

Safe Havens

Am I the only one finds that a touch creepy? I can't quite articulate why, though.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 13:43

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

So a Plugger is an idiot with no dexterity or the ability to bend over?

# ? Apr 27, 2023 13:54

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Correct, pluggers are old people.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 14:07

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro

The Family Circus

Slylock Fox

# ? Apr 27, 2023 14:51

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

manero posted:

Surprise! I'm posting Pluggers!

You go to hell! You go STRAIGHT TO HELL!

# ? Apr 27, 2023 15:42

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

manero posted:

Surprise! I'm posting Pluggers!

I've been to Sebring, FL, for work a few times. This person deserves to be trapped there.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Apr 27, 2023 15:49

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

We haven't done a Mafalda strip for a long time, but the official Quino Facebook account has been keeping her in circulation, and I'm still pretending that my laughable language skills are within shouting distance of competence.