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Popete posted:I really need to subscribe to HEI Network you really do. I have a newborn at home so my life lately is a lot of sitting around between feedings and I’ve been rewatching the whole of OCATC, and there’s so much incredible comedy that I had totally forgotten.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:you really do. I have a newborn at home so my life lately is a lot of sitting around between feedings and I’ve been rewatching the whole of OCATC, and there’s so much incredible comedy that I had totally forgotten. What's OCATC?
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drk posted:Crypto, once again, proves it is beyond parody gently caress... I live near Mt. Shasta. Please leave my meth addled area of bumfuck Northern California out of your stupid crypto scams. We've got enough problems... like the state of Jefferson nutters.
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Lammasu posted:What's OCATC? On Cinema At the Cinema https://www.heinetwork.tv/episode/the-man-with-the-iron-fists-and-flight/
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So Sri Lanka can do this, but every time I try it all I get is "Ugh Greg we broke up 3 weeks ago I'm blocking you"?! loving double standards man
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That isn't even the first time Sri Lanka had to do something like that. They are comically in debt to the world because their government purposefully destroyed their economy and have been at the 'rip the copper from the walls' state since 2021. Also reminds me of that bit in Parks and Rec where Andy at model UN trades away all of Finland's assets for every other country's tigers.
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Viscous Soda posted:gently caress... I live near Mt. Shasta. Please leave my meth addled area of bumfuck Northern California out of your stupid crypto scams. We've got enough problems... like the state of Jefferson nutters. I'm sorry
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If China actually accepts it, that's a great deal for Sri Lanka because I'm pretty sure they have comical levels of surplus monkey. Strategic monkey reserve is full, basically. But how many times can they be slurped?
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If Sri Lanka's economy collapses couldn't that lead to a worldwide rakshasa crisis?
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Last time I offered to use macaque to pay a debt, they called security.
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Agents are GO! posted:Last time I offered to use macaque to pay a debt, they called security. "I appreciate the offer sir, but it's not sufficient."
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Something something Bored Ape
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Pham Nuwen posted:If China actually accepts it, that's a great deal for Sri Lanka because I'm pretty sure they have comical levels of surplus monkey. Strategic monkey reserve is full, basically. A lotta y'all still don't get it. You can use multiple IMF loans on a single failed state!
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JohnCompany posted:A lotta y'all still don't get it. You can use multiple IMF loans on a single failed state! International Monkeying Fund
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that headline is misleading because they haven't actually sent the macaques to china and it's not actually china but a company in china. also the macaques are endangered and also part of hindu/buddhist culture there so there's a lot of pushback against this. the government must be desperate
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All their macaques gone
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don't send the apes, just make a token redeemable for one ape
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I thought Macaques was a crypto coin 
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Popete posted:I thought Macaques was a crypto coin My friend, it is now, and it's time to buy!
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Popete posted:I thought Macaques was a crypto coin Hold Macaque, matter of fact get your hands on it asap
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Elias_Maluco posted:All their macaques gone This is the story of the bored macacq, the pine box derby, the bitcoin track This is the story of the bored macacq, the pine box derby, the bitcoin track Not what I heard or saw on TV But what I witnessed entirely Each bend in the road was infact another curve on the bitcoin track Once upon a time we thought we were free And had control over destiny We saw ourselves a competent band Able to reason, prosper and plan But we had a chamber up in the moon Circumstance made us change our tune When the veil was torn from our face We became the bitcoins riding the race BITCOIN!
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Popete posted:I thought Macaques was a crypto coin I'm glad I tricked someone.
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Using an endangered species as currency has got to violate some kind of treaty.
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CITES (Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species) is the big umbrella multilateral treaty that governs that sort of thing but like all treaties it's dependent on the member nations actually enacting legislation to effectuate the goals. And that legislation can be "this one time we export a ton of macaques to settle a debt" and the treaty has poo poo to say about it. Not that there's any real enforcement beyond maybe zoos in other nations being less willing to trade them tigers or whatever.
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To China hunh. So each macaque would have its sex organs dried,, ground to powder and sold as a premium "aphrodisiac". The rest of it would be sold as meat.
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Coinbase has posted their Wells response, in which a lot of details on the interactions they've had with the SEC are revealed. I skimmed through the first half and it is.... not good (for Coinbase) quote:The [SEC] Staff now contends that Coinbase has operated illegally since at least 2018. 
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 This is my new favorite thing they do. If you just keep shovelling money into a dying company your cost average goes down. This is sound investing!
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its called dollar cost averaging and its my favourite thing
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Crypto continues to push into donations to corrupt the US. https://theintercept.com/2023/04/28/kyrsten-sinema-crypto-campaign-donations/ article posted:In the last three years, Sinema has taken in almost a half a million dollars from crypto businesses and investors. In 2021, as her position on regulating crypto eased, she raised at least $175,000 in campaign cash from the industry. Between 2022 and 2023, her campaign has received more than $330,000 from crypto companies and firms with crypto holdings.
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ghosTTy posted:gongoup sounds like something there should be a blood test for
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averaging down is a great term. also lol at talking about patience, the fuckboys that get into depression states from min by the min trades trades and other stock boy high frequency trading poo poo.
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notwithoutmyanus posted:Crypto continues to push into donations to corrupt the US. I wish someone had instead delivered 100,000 macaques to her home and office Makes sense that crypto donors would buy that particular senator. Her value as as political asset is going to drop precipitously after 2024.
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drk posted:Coinbase has posted their Wells response, in which a lot of details on the interactions they've had with the SEC are revealed. lol "The SEC investigated us and is claiming that everything we're doing is illegal. However, we disagree. In conclusion, its chill."
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When Sullivan and Cromwell, world leaders in taking any lovely cause and spinning an argument into gold, can't do better than basically a legal foot-stamping about the SEC's authority, you're hosed.
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Agents are GO! posted:Last time I offered to use macaque to pay a debt, they called security. Yeah but if China accepts this it will set a precedent and next time you try instead of calling security they'll call it a security.
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Look, the fact that if we were to follow regulations our whole business would have to shut down is a fault of the regulators, not us!
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kw0134 posted:When Sullivan and Cromwell, world leaders in taking any lovely cause and spinning an argument into gold, can't do better than basically a legal foot-stamping about the SEC's authority, you're hosed. They seem to keep coming back to the "but the SEC approved our registration! why are they mad now?" argument. But, thats not how it works. It even says on page 2 of their S1 filing, in bold, "Neither the Securities and Exchange Commission nor any other regulatory body has approved or disapproved of these securities or passed upon the accuracy or adequacy of this prospectus. Any representation to the contrary is a criminal offense."
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