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(Thread IKs: hot cocoa on the couch)
 
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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


im gonna be off work monday :ussr:

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i'm looking for a new job again lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Half day today so I can take the missus for her citizenship test. Sorry, Canada, but she wants to be able to vote in this shithole :911:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm looking for a new job again lol

:same:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Nooner posted:

ive got a natural gas terminal on my dick but need to suck it up and drop the $$$ for a new girl that can take the LP->NG conversion because my current one cant ):

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

fartknocker posted:

I’m off work today :hellyeah:

I've only got my night show tonight :woop:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

fartknocker posted:

I’m off work today :hellyeah:

Hell yeah same!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Half day today so I can take the missus for her citizenship test. Sorry, Canada, but she wants to be able to vote in this shithole :911:

Wtf gross.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Saalkin posted:


Wtf gross.

Yeah I know. I was hoping she’d keep her Canadian citizenship in case we ever need to GTFO but I also understand where she’s coming from. Also her current company is trying to sell itself so she’s nervous about her job; for some reason the field she’s in seems to prefer hiring US citizens.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Yeah I know. I was hoping she’d keep her Canadian citizenship in case we ever need to GTFO but I also understand where she’s coming from. Also her current company is trying to sell itself so she’s nervous about her job; for some reason the field she’s in seems to prefer hiring US citizens.

I don't think you have to give up citizenship as a Canadian to become an American either.

Sounds wack

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Saalkin posted:

I don't think you have to give up citizenship as a Canadian to become an American either.

Sounds wack

yeah lots of people are dual canadian/american

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I heard dual Canadian-Americans are sterile.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

I heard dual Canadian-Americans are sterile.

since they combine the traits of the 2 greatest nations on earth, thwey must sterilize you to prevent you from accidentally creating a geneticxally superior ubermensch

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

since they combine the traits of the 2 greatest nations on earth, thwey must sterilize you to prevent you from accidentally creating a geneticxally superior ubermensch

Danish and Dutch?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Saalkin posted:

Danish and Dutch?

🤮

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I don't ever want to deal with USCIS or Homeland ever again. My wife is trying to get her mom a visa now and I'm like "please don't tell me about it." I can't actually say that, but I want to.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Saalkin posted:

I don't think you have to give up citizenship as a Canadian to become an American either.

Sounds wack

Both countries (was honestly surprised about the US not requiring renunciation) allow dual citizenship so you don’t have to give it up, but as I understand it, there is a renaturalization process/fees if you’ve been out of Canada for a long period of time. She’s been here 20 years under a green card and we live in probably the bluest state so have no plans to move anytime soon so it does make sense.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Both countries (was honestly surprised about the US not requiring renunciation) allow dual citizenship so you don’t have to give it up, but as I understand it, there is a renaturalization process/fees if you’ve been out of Canada for a long period of time. She’s been here 20 years under a green card and we live in probably the bluest state so have no plans to move anytime soon so it does make sense.

Fair but maybe you should ditch her and move to Canada with me instead?!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Saalkin posted:

Fair but maybe you should ditch her and move to Canada with me instead?!

You got room for three dogs? Can I play Battletech with you?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


wow is it really Friday again

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Friday, or hosed up eye day?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Good morrow, kind sirs and sirettes.

Anyway, I was just reading Wikipedia's list of Frankish queens like a totally normal person and wondering why names like Judith & Emma are still a thing but names like Liutgard & Richilde aren't.

edit: :ninja:

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Apr 28, 2023

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
started the day by getting roped into a failure review board meeting

my root cause analysis: the failure is working on a friday

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
dear mods the friday thread and the chat thread are friends they can coexist

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

started the day by getting roped into a failure review board meeting

my root cause analysis: the failure is working on a friday

good analysis. and the proof is self evident

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Chief McHeath posted:

dear mods the friday thread and the chat thread are friends they can coexist

I like it this way

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
plus more threads open = more community engagement that math seems clear

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chief McHeath posted:

plus more threads open = more community engagement that math seems clear

math and analysis in the friday thread.

ftw or no?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

math and analysis in the friday thread.

ftw or no?

doesn’t really matter if “few or no,” op, since the math has already been done and the numbers don’t lie

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Bad Purchase posted:

started the day by getting roped into a failure review board meeting

my root cause analysis: the failure is working on a friday

Never did like attending meetings when I still worked in the office. Only good thing you got out of them was the free lunch or snacks, because our boss wasn't a cheapskate at least

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Fartin outta my rear end on this blessed Friday OPs

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

you'll find it does matter actuallyt as justice in the friday thread is administered via case law and thusly, precedent must be set in this matter

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

bagmonkey posted:

Fartin outta my rear end on this blessed Friday OPs

Well, I hope you're not farting out of anywhere else

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
oh Happy Friday You Nerds

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

YeahTubaMike posted:

Well, I hope you're not farting out of anywhere else

burps are stomach farts

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

This is the best jerky recipe I’ve ever found. There are some decent jalapeño ones out there also but there’s also some bad/bland jalapeño ones out there

https://www.jerkyholic.com/sweet-heat-sriracha-jerky/

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Thinking to buy some new to me tequila on this fine day

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

satanic splash-back posted:

Thinking to buy some new to me tequila on this fine day

Deets? Silver, reposado, or…?

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Long weekend :woop:

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
them pants 3500 mediocre rappers can't put em on

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zone
Dec 6, 2016

Same for me. Also don't need to work next monday.

Enfys posted:

Long weekend :woop:

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