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PC LOAD LETTER
May 23, 2005
WTF?!
Alright thanks for the info.

Sounds like AI has got a few assholes in key spots screwing things up here there but probably aren't all bad as a org.

edit new page: looks like the Ukrainians are now starting to post vids of using JDAM-ER's in Bakhmut. Big explosions but no bodies so NSFW applies

Supposedly they're blowing up ammo dumps with these things there now.

PC LOAD LETTER fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Apr 28, 2023

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zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1651942578021957635
:getin:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Thunder run to Moscow?

And deploy the Seals (sound)

https://i.imgur.com/Gl7XsoQ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/pm3EnqT.mp4
From recent prisoner swap

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/herszenhorn/status/1651939735273721856

quote:

RIGA, Latvia — Russian officials are scrambling to enlist hundreds of thousands more troops for the war in Ukraine without angering the general public, but recruitment plans being pushed by military leaders are raising alarm among other government officials worried about an increasingly critical labor shortage in the civilian workforce, according to classified U.S. intelligence documents obtained by The Washington Post.
In mid-February, President Vladimir Putin “reportedly backed” his military’s proposal to “quietly recruit” 400,000 additional troops throughout 2023 for the war in Ukraine, according to one intelligence document, part of a trove of classified information allegedly leaked on the Discord gaming platform by Jack Teixeira, a 21-year-old member of the National Guard.

The document, categorized as a CIA daily intelligence update, indicates the information was based on a “signals intelligence report,” meaning it was acquired by intercepting or eavesdropping on communications of Russian military officials.
According to Western intelligence estimates, Russia started its invasion in February 2022 with a force of around 150,000. A “partial mobilization” last fall conscripted more than 300,000, and another 50,000 were believed to be fighting in Ukraine as part of the Wagner mercenary group, including convicts recruited from prison. There is also an unknown number of men forcibly conscripted in the so-called Donetsk and Luhansk People’s Republics to fight alongside pro-Russian separatists, and smaller volunteer units. According to the leaked documents, the United States estimates that Russia has suffered 189,500 to 223,000 casualties, with up to 43,000 killed.

Russia has not publicly disclosed how many soldiers it has sent to Ukraine or lost there. But the various estimates indicate that about half of the roughly 500,000 troops deployed or conscripted in the past 15 months remain available. Russia, however, has failed to make any significant territorial gains since last summer and clearly needs more fighters to achieve Putin’s goal of seizing four southeast Ukrainian regions.
Turns out it's not so easy to sell a war to your population if they keep needing to find more people to keep the war going, who knew?

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010

appropriatemetaphor posted:

Russia wanted to provide Europe with life-saving gas but the evil USA blew up the pipes. Who's the real enemy enemy? Who's really at fault for millions freezing to death in Europe?

The USA lied about blowing up the pipes, what else are they lying about? Biolabs are real and all Ukrainians love post punk.

How long since the last title change?

lifetime supply of Pocky
Aug 19, 2003

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What internet shitholes are you guys burrowing into that you feel the need to constantly mock all these dumbass positions that nobody here is taking?

Who cares what some hypothetical people that are not posting here might say in any given situation?

gently caress off

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1651967779874955264
loving assholes.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/herszenhorn/status/1651939735273721856

Turns out it's not so easy to sell a war to your population if they keep needing to find more people to keep the war going, who knew?


With your quote in mind. We see Russia has "lost " HALF of those it has destined for Ukraine. 2X the invasion forces oiginal number. And essentially has 250-300K troops left... For a 1000KM wife front. So 300 troops per KM of land.


They cannot possibly defend with that level of dispersion. That's absolutely insane. if Ukraine pushes things that aren't cities they could create absolutely insane amounts of pockets and rapidly create surrender Columns.


Big big info on that quote.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Terrorist Strelkov confirmed this in one of his recent videos, saying that Russia has a force dispersion of ~250-300 mobiks per km of the front. In the same video he was urgently begging Shoigu, Gerasimov, anyone he could think of, to immediately beg, borrow, or steal 400,000+ mobiks from wherever if they wanted even a hope of holding their territory.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

For a 1000KM wife front.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What internet shitholes are you guys burrowing into that you feel the need to constantly mock all these dumbass positions that nobody here is taking?

Who cares what some hypothetical people that are not posting here might say in any given situation?

Nah

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1651968150546661379
For gently caress's sake, not again.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Your [more esteemed parental figure] is so fat they've only got 200-300 mobiks per kilometer to guard them.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

For a 1000KM wife front.

Ukraine War: Russia men depleted, now a 1000KM wife front.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019


Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Look, that's one man per 3 meters, an American football team has one man per 5 meters, strong Russian men can outfight wimpy woke American sports players.

Owling Howl
Jul 17, 2019

zone posted:

loving assholes.

Failed analogy. Assholes are necesarry, useful and inherently anti-imperialist.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Big mobiks, big wife

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Owling Howl posted:

Failed analogy. Assholes are necesarry, useful and inherently anti-imperialist.

Nah, assholes are colonizers

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

zone posted:

Terrorist Strelkov confirmed this in one of his recent videos, saying that Russia has a force dispersion of ~250-300 mobiks per km of the front. In the same video he was urgently begging Shoigu, Gerasimov, anyone he could think of, to immediately beg, borrow, or steal 400,000+ mobiks from wherever if they wanted even a hope of holding their territory.

If this is remotely accurate, we could be looking at a Kharkiv situation again, hopefully.


Tunicate posted:

Nah, assholes are colonizers

Sometimes you have to be a dick to gently caress the rear end in a top hat

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
There were NATO special forces training Ukraine solders in those appartment blocks a tankie told me.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

mobby_6kl posted:

Sometimes you have to be a dick to gently caress the rear end in a top hat

Yeah man Joker Quotes inspire me too

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Dr. Quarex posted:

drat I mean it is amazing but it is some stone-cold excellent response to shut down an entire base and suspend the people in charge in response to "actually the stuff he leaked didn't matter and nobody cares"

I give the Air Force credit for apparently addressing the failures that led to this guy having access to these documents. Organizations often just try to put it all on the perpetrator rather than investigating why a single screwball could do so much damage.

Owling Howl
Jul 17, 2019

Pekinduck posted:

I give the Air Force credit for apparently addressing the failures that led to this guy having access to these documents. Organizations often just try to put it all on the perpetrator rather than investigating why a single screwball could do so much damage.

These things lead to reviews and rule changes and then eventually and inevitably complaints of excessive government regulation and bureaucracy. Every rule has a cause and this will be the cause of numerous rules.

Philonius
Jun 12, 2005

PC LOAD LETTER posted:

Alright thanks for the info.

Sounds like AI has got a few assholes in key spots screwing things up here there but probably aren't all bad as a org.

edit new page: looks like the Ukrainians are now starting to post vids of using JDAM-ER's in Bakhmut. Big explosions but no bodies so NSFW applies

Supposedly they're blowing up ammo dumps with these things there now.

They might do good work on balance, but their credibility is gone.

People high up in the organization are either "west bad therefore russia good" shitheads, or people so desperate to show how amazingly ~~~impartial~~~ they are that they decided to balance the negative reports on Russian activities with some criticism on Ukraine. It was bullshit criticism to begin with, but knowing what was actually happening to civilians all over occupied territory at the time elevates the report to a whole other level of vile.

I will never donate to them again.

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

weg posted:

Ukraine War: Russia men depleted, now a 1000KM wife front.

lmbo

Tuna-Fish
Sep 13, 2017

Owling Howl posted:

Assholes are ... inherently anti-imperialist.

I already regret asking, but can you explain how? Because that just makes me curious.

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
Not too sure about the veracity of this one, but here is a video of a meeting between Iranians and Russians being interrupted by Ukrainian hackers.

https://twitter.com/blocklee77/status/1651954830683021313

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Kinda confused why russia isn't saving it's missiles for the counter attack. I know they love to war crime it up but this makes no sense.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol Awesome zoom meeting hack

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/ivanastradner/status/1652000611460689942
OH NO NO NO NO NO :lmao: :lol: :laffo:

poor waif
Apr 8, 2007
Kaboom

Tai posted:

Kinda confused why russia isn't saving it's missiles for the counter attack. I know they love to war crime it up but this makes no sense.

They probably lack the ability to use them tactically, instead aiming for more strategic targets. Those targets are probably covered by GBAD, so the ones that hit are more likely to be hitting non-strategic targets since those would have less AA.

DiomedesGodshill
Feb 21, 2009

Missed opportunity to show a massive donger.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Don't even get me started on the size of her back side!

:dadjoke:

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1651957937743572995
More self propelled artillery heading Ukraine's way. Thank you Italy.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Not Ukraine, but Poland are continuing with their spending spree ($2.4B) for 22 example of MBDA-UK's Land Ceptor air defence system.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/record-19-billion-uk-poland-missile-export-deal-set-to-bolster-european-security
https://www.mbda-systems.com/product/camm/

The British Army user the Sky Sabre label.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBq1074tM8E

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I should've said 'wife rear' which fits both the original military context and the wife joke much better.

God dammit

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Yeah man Joker Quotes inspire me too
I thought that was a quote from Team America World Police, during the Dicks / Pussies / Assholes speech.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

It is, maybe he's just a Russian military commander (THIS IS A JOKE, IT IS NOT AN ACCUSATION OF BEING A RUSSIAN SHILL)

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

https://twitter.com/lunchbox997/status/1650952334057566209

https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1652052491431735298

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