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HARDEST kong to ESCAPE from
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Donkey Kong 8 4.88%
Diddy Kong 3 1.83%
Dixie Kong 8 4.88%
Funky Kong 49 29.88%
Chunky Kong 8 4.88%
Bluster Kong 5 3.05%
Lanky Kong (demanded by Cheetah) 53 32.32%
Max Castillo 6 3.66%
Billy Mitchell 18 10.98%
Steve Wiebe 6 3.66%
Total: 164 votes
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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

I said come in! posted:

Nah, gamings 9/11 should be something that is a significant and meaningful loss to gaming. Lawbreakers was not that by any definition.

Ah... you mean the loss of the Ouya.

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

VostokProgram posted:

Konami destroying metal gear

This is a good example.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Saint Freak posted:

Ah... you mean the loss of the Ouya.

:hmmyes:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Jay Rust posted:

Spent my lunch hour trying to thing, "what is gaming's 9/11?", and it's gotta be them shutting down Lawbreakers

Duke Nukem Forever finally being released and being utterly disappointing, as it was pretty much just a mish-mash of assets Gearbox were able to recover from 3D Realms and try and form into some form of coherent game.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


VostokProgram posted:

Konami destroying metal gear

Yeah this is a contender

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

the actual video game 9/11 was 40 years ago:

wikipedia posted:

Home video game revenues peaked at around $3.2 billion in 1983, then fell to around $100 million by 1985

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


homeless snail posted:

I've been playing a lot of it, its pretty janky between being early access and also procgen tbh but its crazy, how hard it sells the fantasy of being a detective. getting a case and seeing how flimsy your clue is, and then coming up with an investigation plan that actually ends up narrowing your leads until you find your guy, is incredibly satisfying

when you get a case thats like, "theres a 26 year old guy in this apartment building that has something I want", and the building has like 60 apartments in it and your first instinct is to throw this dumb case in the garbage until you realize The Trick that breaks that case wide open. that's powerful stuff

I have a case like that whats the trick??

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Wrong, it was when a bunch of terrorists flew planes into an original Xbox

It wasn't a big deal though as the airliners were too small to do meaningful damage to it

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I should get around to playing RE4 Remake but I kinda wanna see if Valkyrie Elysium will go on sale again first lol.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Jay Rust posted:

Spent my lunch hour trying to thing, "what is gaming's 9/11?", and it's gotta be them shutting down Lawbreakers

cancellation of Megaman Legends 3

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Elendil004 posted:

I have a case like that whats the trick??
if you want to know everyone that lives in a certain building, who would be the best place to go to? (the landlord's office, where they keep a file on every renter)

Arzaac
Jan 2, 2020


VostokProgram posted:

Konami destroying metal gear

They also cancelled Silent Hills, which is a drat shame given how well P.T. did for being a demo

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

konami... somehow not mentioned in bush jr's axis of evil speech??

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


kson got into the next Like A Dragon game :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPs2mGQXk3s

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Feldegast42 posted:

Wrong, it was when a bunch of terrorists flew planes into an original Xbox

It wasn't a big deal though as the airliners were too small to do meaningful damage to it

Jet fuel can't melt an original Xbox.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

heres a shadows of doubt tip for everyone btw: if you install the height augment, do not fully upgrade it. if your height is, fully augmented, you have to crouch to walk through doors

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Infinitum posted:

kson got into the next Like A Dragon game :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPs2mGQXk3s

I have so many regrets about not getting Like a Dragon day 1, but am glad I did buy it eventually and played through the entire game. It was so good.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

homeless snail posted:

heres a shadows of doubt tip for everyone btw: if you install the height augment, do not fully upgrade it. if your height is, fully augmented, you have to crouch to walk through doors

What a shame.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I said come in! posted:

I have so many regrets about not getting Like a Dragon day 1, but am glad I did buy it eventually and played through the entire game. It was so good.

It was just a departure of the norm, which is why they're bringing Kiryu back again for another side story :lol:, all the side story madness is still there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkygiqC7ulQ

When I picked up my PS5 with Ratchet & Clank, I also bought LAD off the back of that launch trailer - and ended up playing it first :allears:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Hwurmp posted:

Is Waypoint the one that destroyed the World Trade Center?

It was

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Jay Rust posted:

Spent my lunch hour trying to thing, "what is gaming's 9/11?", and it's gotta be them shutting down Lawbreakers

It was the original publication of loss.jpg

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Infinitum posted:

It was just a departure of the norm, which is why they're bringing Kiryu back again for another side story :lol:, all the side story madness is still there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkygiqC7ulQ

When I picked up my PS5 with Ratchet & Clank, I also bought LAD off the back of that launch trailer - and ended up playing it first :allears:

It was also my entry point into Yakuza. I finished Ishin! so far, and am now playing Yakuza 0.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

gently caress kazuma kiryu

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

homeless snail posted:

gently caress kazuma kiryu

the most impossible task in all gaming

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I loved 7 but Kiryu being in 8 kinda killed my excitement for it. Ichiban can carry a game by himself and 7 was already full of torch passing stuff

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I said come in! posted:

am now playing Yakuza 0.

Holy poo poo post thoughts after you complete it.

One of my favourite games of all time.
Some of the best boss fights in the series.

homeless snail posted:

gently caress kazuma kiryu

If only

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


But yeah Ichiban is the purest himbo and I love him.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

I've been having fun with Shadows of Doubt too but idk the procedurally generated stuff is wearing me down and it seems like most cases boil down to getting some fingerprints/breaking into their workplace or looking up their government record to get the matching fingerprint record. The steps inbetween that where you're trying to figure out who's involved are neat but it's hard not to notice how samey the procgen makes everything feel with every apartment having all the same identifying documents for each resident/a sticky note three feet away from every safe + computer saying "the code is 1234 - remember to shred this!!"/the same set of spam emails on every computer (which never seem to have any relation to the case)

Talking to people in general feels like a waste of time because you can't do extremely basic detective stuff like asking people questions about the murder/alibi etc (though I was able to track someone down from just a photo by asking strangers if they'd seen the person) also from the murders/side cases I've done it doesn't seem like there's ever much of a motive (there was one where the victim had a note from the killer saying "you weren't worthy" or w/e but the killer was just some guy from HR at their work with nothing I could find suggesting a motive on their computer or at their apartment)

Also it's weird you get an alert that a murder has happened but then you have to sneak into the crime scene because you're trespassing?? Also you don't have permission to look around their workplace so you have to break in or bribe someone idk it's silly

I know those complaints aren't really fair for an early access game, it's still pretty impressive - I wanna see what it looks like in a year or two

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

games journalism (lol)'s relationship with sex basically vacillates between being insanely creepy in the name of 'sex positivity' and yelling about how anyone who likes tits is destroying feminism. often at the same time.

for instance kotaku ran an article about bdsm porn games, some people said that some of the games featured were weird, like one that straight up featured kidnapping, and the author went into replies to yell about how they were all weird nerds mad that they didnt include sexist hentai games.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
this is a personal thing but I always found someone going "here's my sex hangups and here's why they matter in our capitalist hellworld and why they're liberating" much more weird than someone going "arroga!!! honk honk!! big titty"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
San Francisco, April 18, 1906: someone accidentally dropped an xbox prototype

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Volte posted:

I think some cases just happen to be unsolvable and there’s not supposed to be a guarantee otherwise, it’s up to you to figure out if you should just abandon them. I accepted a job to steal something for a corporate client and literally the only clue given about the target was that they had size 10 shoes and high blood pressure. The reward was like $4k but alas, I don’t think it was possible.
I just got an augment to determine people's shoe size based on their photo, I'm ready

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Endorph posted:

for instance kotaku ran an article about bdsm porn games, some people said that some of the games featured were weird, like one that straight up featured kidnapping, and the author went into replies to yell about how they were all weird nerds mad that they didnt include sexist hentai games.

Little surprising they didn't, tbh

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

RBA Starblade posted:

Little surprising they didn't, tbh
kotaku writer torn between weird pervert poo poo and acknowledging a japanese game

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


homeless snail posted:

I just got an augment to determine people's shoe size based on their photo, I'm ready

Noone cares about your weird sex hangups, why they matter in our capitalist hellworld, and why they're liberating

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Feels Villeneuve posted:

this is a personal thing but I always found someone going "here's my sex hangups and here's why they matter in our capitalist hellworld and why they're liberating" much more weird than someone going "arroga!!! honk honk!! big titty"

heck just 'heres weird bondage porn i like' is whatever. i mean putting it on a major gaming news website (lol) that kids probably read (well probably not in 2023 but you know, theoretically) is weird as hell but just writing it and even discussing what you like about it, sure, i can get that. but like, dont try and spin it as sex positive queer liberation or w/e. come on.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

NPCs are mostly worthless but I have had a few cases where I just have a photo and have been able to track people down by showing the photo around. especially if you happen to get a good hit off cctv, which is, very rare i'm pretty sure the cctv system is broken

for the trespassing thing, that part makes sense to me. you're freelance, you're basically an ambulance chaser listening to your scanner for murder cases, and no one really wants you around

EightFlyingCars
Jun 30, 2008



Jay Rust posted:

Spent my lunch hour trying to thing, "what is gaming's 9/11?", and it's gotta be them shutting down Lawbreakers

ff13 coming to xbox

square's honour was never restored

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

3/31.01 was the 9/11 of video games.

It was the day Sega discontinued the Dreamcast and the world was never the same.

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Looper
Mar 1, 2012
it was gamergate

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