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Stoatbringer posted:People who put their items on the conveyor belt like this I spent too long trying to make out this loss.
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Waltzing Along posted:Wait, is no one else gonna comment about the guy who said he only watches porn to see guys cum? 1. What 2. Can't say I give a poo poo no
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Waltzing Along posted:Wait, is no one else gonna comment about the guy who said he only watches porn to see guys cum? lol, this is literally how I thought when I was 10. I thought that watching the guy cum was gay. There's a reason that the guy cumming is called the money shot, it shows that a real sexual act has occurred. Most men, though not all, project themselves onto the male actor during the act hence why there's a cumshot or some sort of finishing in a porn flick.
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SLOSifl posted:When you were 10? Is that a surprise? We had access to porn as kids. Not that anyone gave us any but we'd find it around.
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when i was 10 i was trying to use strength on a truck to get mew, not wondering whether i was gay for watching guys cum
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Tarkus posted:lol, this is literally how I thought when I was 10. I thought that watching the guy cum was gay. There's a reason that the guy cumming is called the money shot, it shows that a real sexual act has occurred. Most men, though not all, project themselves onto the male actor during the act hence why there's a cumshot or some sort of finishing in a porn flick. Tarkus posted:Is that a surprise? We had access to porn as kids. Not that anyone gave us any but we'd find it around. I don't understand what any of this has to do with anything. Why are you telling everyone this?
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so I could say that I finally figured out what this god damned cube is doing. Get well Lowtax.
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spincube posted:I don't understand what any of this has to do with anything. Why are you telling everyone this? Are you unable to see quotes?
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Tarkus posted:Are you unable to see quotes? Sadly, yes. I'd ask you to explain further, but I'm 50/50 that it'd simply be another anecdote about porn from the perspective of a ten-year-old.
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spincube posted:Sadly, yes. I'd ask you to explain further, but I'm 50/50 that it'd simply be another anecdote about porn from the perspective of a ten-year-old. Another poster was musing that people who solely watch other men cum must be gay or that it's for a gay porn only. I'm relating that it was how I thought when I was 10. I then explained that guys cumming in porn is for the straight men watching, not inherently for gay men or women. I was then queried on the 10 years old thing and explained that we had porn around when we were kids and saw it sometimes.
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AlphaKeny1 posted:when i was 10 i was trying to use strength on a truck to get mew, not wondering whether i was gay for watching guys cum  . so i knew i was gay
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Can some more goons chime in with what types of imagery they specifically like to cum to
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I don't get the mystery. In much the same way that as children one might think that a penis would go into a belly button, I thought that seeing a guy cum on screen or in a magazine would make me gay or mean that I'm gay. I'm relating a story about a childish notion about sexuality.
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steinrokkan posted:Very interesting, why did you feel that? Because I was a child in the 80's and homophobia was like the air, omnipresent.
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more falafel please posted:Can some more goons chime in with what types of imagery they specifically like to cum to enjoy: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4008230
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(smiling nostalgically, watching the man's hairy balls jiggle) Heh you know what this reminds me of? When I was ten,
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Admiral Joeslop posted:
Yeah yeah, the guy mildly making fun of someone is worse than that someone over-sharing about his porn habits as a ten-year-old, completely unasked-for. Good job
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spincube posted:Yeah yeah, the guy mildly making fun of someone is worse than that someone over-sharing about his porn habits as a ten-year-old, completely unasked-for. Good job Uh oh now your posts in this thread are 80% whining while never providing any content or useful posts. Sorry but there's no room for more posters like that, you'll have to get a new gimmick.
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`Nemesis posted:i thought michael jackson died So you would call that living? Interesting.
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Busket Posket posted:We interrupt this Goon Fight to bring you this week’s episode of “Doll Or Corpse?”, already in progress:
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Waltzing Along posted:Wait, is no one else gonna comment about the guy who said he only watches porn to see guys cum? I just like porn of bottoms. Ladies, men’s, hairy, don’t care. Gotta be a butt, just butts. No genitalia or sperm. What porn you like sir?
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spincube posted:(smiling nostalgically, watching the man's hairy balls jiggle) Heh you know what this reminds me of? When I was ten, Ugh, I hate it when people do this. I wanted a brownie recipe, not your life story.
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Soggy Muffin posted:I just like porn of bottoms. Ladies, men’s, hairy, don’t care. Gotta be a butt, just butts. No genitalia or sperm. What porn you like sir? What's your feelings on Dan Aykroyd's Conehead butt? 
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Vakal posted:What's your feelings on Dan Aykroyd's Conehead butt? What do you think his dick is like? haha just for laughs tho
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Jabberlock posted:What do you think his dick is like? haha just for laughs tho Conecock
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Jabberlock posted:What do you think his dick is like? haha just for laughs tho 
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`Nemesis posted:i thought michael jackson died Lol
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AlphaKeny1 posted:when i was 10 i was trying to use strength on a truck to get mew, not wondering whether i was gay for watching guys cum when i was 7 i brute-forced the age protection quiz on leisure suit larry 1 and repeatedly died because i completely lacked the background knowledge required to solve a single puzzle the game had a keybind for "boss mode" and instead of bringing up a sick bossfight it just made my screen look like a spreadsheet, i didn't understand the joke
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steinrokkan posted:Very interesting, why did you feel that? are you a therapist or something? I remember getting the loving Sears catalog (all 400 pages of it) and turning to the Bra section, like 33 years ago. Kids get horny. Who cares if the guy didn't want to see cumshots at first Busket Posket posted:We interrupt this Goon Fight to bring you this week’s episode of “Doll Or Corpse?”, already in progress: Even the Cow is like "wtf, dude? Moo" blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Apr 29, 2023 |
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blight rhino posted:Kids get horny. Who cares if the guy didn't want to see cumshots at first Not specifically directed at you but...    
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when I see pictures of the hosed up doll guy I cant help but think of the transit, and general tourism people around what they think. Like if the guy takes a cab with his doll wife and the cabby is just trying to not get murdered on the drive. Funny story the other day my friend starts talking about testosterone levels which leads into a tale about his friend whos testosterone is unnaturally high and " he must, under any circumstance, masturbate every day." which led to a question "Renreeja, do you know about ...realdoll?" at which point we start cracking up cause I know where its going. This is taking place in an asian country where I think the idea of a realdoll is perhaps even weirder culturally. So this guy, with the excuse of high T, has been loving this realdoll every night. The funny point though is he lives with his parents. So I started joking about if this guys mom finds it. my friend responded, stonefaced "If such a thing happens there is only one way, pretend she didn't saw."
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Underrated movie
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Scratch Monkey posted:Underrated movie Apparently it was Akroyd just pissing away any and all professional goodwill he had built up in the 80s. Chevy Chase was apparently a massive prick. If it weren't for the serendipity of getting Demi Moore to sign right before Ghost dropped it probably would have gotten axed.... ... but also Akroyd was supposedly a "sure why not" kind-of director and everyone on the production team had the time of their lives doing whatever weird poo poo they felt like.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Underrated movie It’s sooo good and sooo weird. It’s the massively panned Nothing but Trouble, if anyone’s wondering. I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s like if Texas Chainsaw Massacre had the sense of humor of The Naked Gun, or if The Hills Have Eyes were a campy comedy. Chevy Chase and Demi Moore get pulled over for speeding in the bizarre and corrupt New Jersey town of Vankelvania and misadventures at the hands of the penis-nosed judge (Dan Ackroyd) ensue. If I remember correctly, the fact that Dan Ackroyd’s nose is a dick is never explained, addressed or even acknowledged. It’s also not always a dick. His nose is a dick sometimes and the audience must simply deal with it.
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