Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

B-Rock452 posted:

Republicans don't want women to have any agency over themselves and this includes being able to leave an abusive marriage.

This I know, but repeatedly saying "in Texas" implies it's okay in other states.

Maybe other countries. So far anyway..

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


B-Rock452 posted:

Republicans don't want women to have any agency over themselves and this includes being able to leave an abusive marriage.
yeah right like the police would enforce this :rolleyes:

Admiral Snackbar
Mar 13, 2006

OUR SNEEZE SHIELDS CANNOT REPEL A HUNGER OF THAT MAGNITUDE

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol she looks pretty much like what I expected

Markie Post what happened to you

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

This I know, but repeatedly saying "in Texas" implies it's okay in other states.

Maybe other countries. So far anyway..

At first I was thinking he was mistakenly thinking that only "no-fault states" allowed no-fault divorces... except it turns out Texas is not actually considered a "no-fault state" so idk wtf.

Wikipedia posted:

In the States of Wisconsin, Oregon, Washington, Nevada, Nebraska, Montana, Missouri, Minnesota, Michigan, Kentucky, Kansas, Illinois, Iowa, Indiana, Hawaii, Florida, Colorado and California, a person seeking a divorce is not permitted to allege a fault-based ground (e.g. adultery, abandonment or cruelty).

(Every state permits "no-fault" divorces, "no fault states" are those that ONLY have no-fault divorces).

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

it's so baffling that youths aren't flocking to the side that says you shouldn't ever be able to leave your abusers

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Ok, fine, maybe you wouldn't hire either of them to run a McDonalds, but how would you enjoy maybe sharing a beer? No? hmm. concerning

This is a while back. But I'd love to have a beer with Uncle Joe.

He'd tell stories of the old days, show you pictures of his grandkids in his wallet, ask about your day and be genuinely interested, and when it was over, and he said "That was nice, we should do this again soon.' You would know he meant it.

Which would be a nice time.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





is jordan klepper a goon?

again also old but these are now popping into my youtubes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq06lq2BeA8

quote:

7:16 OR WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN IS
7:18 EMBARRASSMENT OF DONALD TRUMP.
7:20 I TALKED TO ADAM KINZINGER, AN
7:21 WHAT HE TOLD US THAT HE THOUGH
7:23 COULD HAPPEN, I DON'T KNOW IF
7:24 COULD SAY THIS ON CABLE TV, BU
7:26 DONALD TRUMP NEEDS TO GO
7:27 ESSENTIALLY POOP HIS PANTS
7:29 IT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE, BUT IT'
7:30 EMBARRASSING

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


kazil posted:

it's so baffling that youths aren't flocking to the side that says you shouldn't ever be able to leave your abusers

GOP gotta rethink their "You can't be yourselves, your body belongs to us" slogan

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1652032182427299848
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1652056330318823424

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

republicans long for the days of, lets call it chattel marriage.

Rynex
Sep 26, 2007

Strong Sauce posted:

is jordan klepper a goon?

A lot of famous people are secretly goons, so it would come as no surprise.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Rynex posted:

A lot of famous people are secretly goons, so it would come as no surprise.

*Were

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1651685458928103457

Man, he's just not even putting in the effort anymore

I seriously want Biden to just deadpan to the camera, "That fat orange son of a bitch might want to watch who the gently caress he calls crooked..." on national tv. He would instantly earn my vote with that.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1652045992030511108

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfthYLvxVwk

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


what kinda cheech & chong dogshit cigars is that old man smoking

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

Oh no! Not freedom. Anything but that.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


It's two grams, Michael, how much could it weigh? Two ounces?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Please don't touch my weed privacy fence tia

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Buce posted:

republicans long for the days of, lets call it chattel marriage.

Republican porn is pretty much all the torture scenes from the handmaid's tale.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Cowslips Warren posted:

Republican porn is pretty much all the torture scenes from the handmaid's tale.

Republican porn is gay and transgender porn based on the statistics

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


anyone know how ted cruz feels about this? wasn’t he bravely defending peoples’ right to smoke cigarettes the other day?

biden would be guaranteed a second term if he got weed descheduled.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009




Pff, what a weenie. I took an already-legal-in-Minnesota hemp-derived THC gummie while watching that, and those are only legal because the dipshit Republicans in the State Senate didn't read the fine print of the bill closely enough.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1JnYpy3hYg

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Ah, anti weed. That'll really bring the young people to the polls for you!

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



I got some dumbfuck robo-text during dinner



The website is "rd4us.com" and it encourages you to text RON to some number to show support for "leadership in the White House," then at the bottom it says NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY PARTY OR CANDIDATE.

Like, do they think they're pulling a fast one on anybody? :lol:

Turmpf was miraculously right about something when he said lil Ronnie was illegally running a shadow campaign without declaring. Suing desantis would be the one legal case where I hope his team of idiot lawyers actually succeeds.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The part of small government, except when you're growing some random plant, which apparently turns you into a Marxist America Hating Libcuck

Darryl Lict
Mar 17, 2009

I would have taken it and then given it to E. Jean Carroll so she could DNA sequence it and compare it to Trump's cum on her dress.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

Republican porn is gay and transgender porn based on the statistics

gently caress! I must be a republican!

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1652075505514864642

Trump talking about a guy who died in 1923 and has been sterotyped on tv and movies ever since.

That's his reference point.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Villa was like the opposite of a traditional solider.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol Show that motherfuck a photo of Villa and a photo of Zapata and dare him to name which is which

CharlestheHammer posted:

Villa was like the opposite of a traditional solider.

lol This too. He committed a zillion modern-day war crimes.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Hazo posted:

I got some dumbfuck robo-text during dinner



The website is "rd4us.com" and it encourages you to text RON to some number to show support for "leadership in the White House," then at the bottom it says NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY PARTY OR CANDIDATE.

Like, do they think they're pulling a fast one on anybody? :lol:

Turmpf was miraculously right about something when he said lil Ronnie was illegally running a shadow campaign without declaring. Suing desantis would be the one legal case where I hope his team of idiot lawyers actually succeeds.

I believe that's a standard disclaimer for a lot PACs or similar organizations that are very obviously aligned with a candidate. It's some kind of campaign finance thing

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






How is Trump "retiring" the nickname Crooked when he's just moving it over to Joe Biden?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



haljordan posted:

How is Trump "retiring" the nickname Crooked when he's just moving it over to Joe Biden?

Maybe it's being refitted, like the Enterprise between TOS and Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


haljordan posted:

How is Trump "retiring" the nickname Crooked when he's just moving it over to Joe Biden?

Mushbrained grandpa doesn't know how words work.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Trump is just so lazy and sad at this point, it's like when you go to see a band that's been around since the 70s and they do a half assed "medley" of all their good songs

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1652075505514864642

Trump talking about a guy who died in 1923 and has been sterotyped on tv and movies ever since.

That's his reference point.

Is he trying to say the Mexican army is bad rear end because he thinks they look like a character from a Clint Eastwood western?

Or that they are lovely because they look like a character from a Clint Eastwood western?

what the gently caress are you saying Donny jesus

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Captain Beans posted:

Is he trying to say the Mexican army is bad rear end because he thinks they look like a character from a Clint Eastwood western?

Or that they are lovely because they look like a character from a Clint Eastwood western?

what the gently caress are you saying Donny jesus

He's saying they're badass because they got a bandoleer full of ammo.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Didn't Trump pardon a guy who was such a psychopathic piece of poo poo that guys in his own unit sabotaged his weapon so he couldn't kill any more innocent civilians?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply