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Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

I'm on a 6 hour train ride and the kid in the seat across the aisle has given up on his earbuds and decided to watch his iPad full volume. I don't know what he's watching but it sounds like an unscripted clip show of children yelling overlaid with bad sound effects.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I don't understand parents who just let their kids watch/listen to stuff in public with no earbuds. Like, am I an old fart for thinking this is rude as hell?

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


YeahTubaMike posted:

I don't understand parents who just let their kids watch/listen to stuff in public with no earbuds. Like, am I an old fart for thinking this is rude as hell?

Nope.

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

YeahTubaMike posted:

I don't understand parents who just let their kids watch/listen to stuff in public with no earbuds. Like, am I an old fart for thinking this is rude as hell?

I also think it's rude as all get out, but sadly that doesn't discount the both of us being old farts for thinking so...

Cat Ass Trophy
Jul 24, 2007
I can do twice the work in half the time

Hirayuki posted:

They're multiplying!



Those front wheels are in the street. I have no idea what they're trying to accomplish. I'm pretty sure that vehicle won't be there for long, at least.

We have the same thing in our neighborhood, but it is allowed. As long as you do no block the sidewalk, your car can overhang the parking apron into the street for 5 feet (about the equivalent width of a car parked along the curb face)

Even though it is legal, I hate it. There is always some jerk who will either block the sidewalk or have 10 ft. of car in the road. But the payoff is that a few times a year said jerk gets their car wrecked in a late night hit and run.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Silver Falcon posted:

I also think it's rude as all get out, but sadly that doesn't discount the both of us being old farts for thinking so...

:hmmyes: I also kind of wonder if people who watch/listen to stuff without earbuds get annoyed when someone else in their vicinity does the same thing.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
Can the "tell me you're ____ without telling me you're ____" meme just die already? It's already barely a joke when you fill the blank with one or two words but so many people forget it's even supposed to be funny and make it into a big cumbersome run-on sentence.

Hardcordion has a new favorite as of 01:19 on Apr 29, 2023

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Riatsala posted:

I'm on a 6 hour train ride and the kid in the seat across the aisle has given up on his earbuds and decided to watch his iPad full volume. I don't know what he's watching but it sounds like an unscripted clip show of children yelling overlaid with bad sound effects.

17.4 kHz can generally be heard only by young people. Mobile phone speakers are capable of producing frequencies above 20 kHz

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


The elevators in the building that my doctor's office is in are so loving fast that they give me motion sickness :pwn: I just got back from there and hate having to stand in the lobby for a few seconds, waiting for the rest of my body to catch up with me after plunging down 10 stories in a disturbingly short period of time

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


HOLY gently caress posted:

The elevators in the building that my doctor's office is in are so loving fast that they give me motion sickness :pwn: I just got back from there and hate having to stand in the lobby for a few seconds, waiting for the rest of my body to catch up with me after plunging down 10 stories in a disturbingly short period of time

Making people motion sick on their way to or from a doctor's office, sounds like a pretty reliable way to get repeat customers.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Dogue
Monke
Catte
Snek

I don't get it. I know these are "cute" ways of spelling these words, but I don't get what the point is. I don't get why a picture of a chimp results in sixty people responding with "monke." It annoys me, though. Kind of irrationally; I guess I'm annoyed because I don't get it, but I also don't want to get it. Ugh I'm turning into my father.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

It's getting warm, and the weather is nice, so the neighbour's kids have started their favourite activity: screaming, just screaming, for hours on end, while outside.
It gets a lot better once the summer vacation rolls around, because then a lot of them will be away on vacations and such.

But god is it just so annoying how the neighbourhood is quiet and nice... with the exception of this one family+friends specifically.
Windows closed, noise cancelling headset on, and they're still loud enough that I can hear them unless I'm playing some music/game/video etc.

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

credburn posted:

Dogue
Monke
Catte
Snek

I don't get it. I know these are "cute" ways of spelling these words, but I don't get what the point is. I don't get why a picture of a chimp results in sixty people responding with "monke." It annoys me, though. Kind of irrationally; I guess I'm annoyed because I don't get it, but I also don't want to get it. Ugh I'm turning into my father.

It's no different from calling a cat a kitty, or a dog a doggy or "pooch." They're just diminutive/affectionate terms for animals.

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

SubNat posted:

It's getting warm, and the weather is nice, so the neighbour's kids have started their favourite activity: screaming, just screaming, for hours on end, while outside.
It gets a lot better once the summer vacation rolls around, because then a lot of them will be away on vacations and such.

But god is it just so annoying how the neighbourhood is quiet and nice... with the exception of this one family+friends specifically.
Windows closed, noise cancelling headset on, and they're still loud enough that I can hear them unless I'm playing some music/game/video etc.

You could have my neighbors. They rolled out of bed at 7am today and fired up a chainsaw.

Next weekend the onus of being loud as gently caress will fall to the next one on the roster my neighborhood undoubtedly keeps because silence is undesirable apparently

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


credburn posted:

Dogue
Monke
Catte
Snek

I don't get it. I know these are "cute" ways of spelling these words, but I don't get what the point is. I don't get why a picture of a chimp results in sixty people responding with "monke." It annoys me, though. Kind of irrationally; I guess I'm annoyed because I don't get it, but I also don't want to get it. Ugh I'm turning into my father.

Seeing a picture of a nice animal makes people happy and posting the name of the animal in a cutesy way amplifies that feeling (in that it makes the poster feel it more and makes others feel it more due to the sense of a shared experience).

Also, it's "doge".

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Yeah you spelled it incorrectly incorrectly.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
I'd also be annoyed if I saw people calling a chimp "monke" but mostly because it's an ape.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

DontMockMySmock posted:

I'd also be annoyed if I saw people calling a chimp "monke" but mostly because it's an ape.

I think you mean "ep" :P

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
What about doggo? Do people actually say "doggo" for real or is it just an instagram thing.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I know people that say "lmao" out loud

like "l'mow"

It's even more infuriating than "lol" as one syllable.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

lobsterminator posted:

This extends to general cutesy error messages.

"OOPSIE!!! You broke the interwebs lol!" when a link in your healthcare provider's site doesn't work.

Everything doesn't have to be clever and funny.

I’m sure I’ve mentioned this. Tell me something went wrong, give me an error code, actually have somewhere I can go to look up that error code, leave it at that.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

wesleywillis posted:

What about doggo? Do people actually say "doggo" for real or is it just an instagram thing.

I've always said doggo. Doggo is fine! Pupper is cute.

But I imagine monke and catte and whatever are homophones.


FFT posted:

I know people that say "lmao" out loud

like "l'mow"

It's even more infuriating than "lol" as one syllable.

I sometimes say "l'mow" and "lol" because that's what I hear when I see it. I don't actually think anyone is indicating they're laughing out loud or even rolling around on the floor, even hyperbolically.

Also: I thought doge was specifically that weird Japanese dog that for some goddamn reason the entire world has been obsessed with for a decade. I don't think a doge is just any dog. Or uhhh an Italian governor? I can't even remember what a doge does.

Silver Falcon posted:

It's no different from calling a cat a kitty, or a dog a doggy or "pooch." They're just diminutive/affectionate terms for animals.

I guess then the responses would be akin to like, seeing a cat and everyone commenting "kitty!" or "cat!"

But it's just:

catte
catte
catte
catte

on and on and on

Anyway my pet peeve is things change too fast and I can't keep up with the weird social evo

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

credburn posted:

Also: I thought doge was specifically that weird Japanese dog that for some goddamn reason the entire world has been obsessed with for a decade. I don't think a doge is just any dog. Or uhhh an Italian governor? I can't even remember what a doge does.
That was "shibe" but morphed/was adapted to "doge" which morphed to dogecoin which uses the internet-famous shiba inu as its mascot

Or the head of an Italian city-state roughly equivalent to "duke" but as an elected position

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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
the original first "doge" meme was a golden retriever. and it's canonically pronounced "dog-ee" i.e. it is a misspelling of "doggie". (i usually say "dohj" because i like to imagine that the dog is ruling over Renaissance-era Venice)

also shiba inu memes used to be called "shiba confessions" before they got completely dominated by one particular shiba inu image.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

DontMockMySmock posted:

the original first "doge" meme was a golden retriever. and it's canonically pronounced "dog-ee" i.e. it is a misspelling of "doggie". (i usually say "dohj" because i like to imagine that the dog is ruling over Renaissance-era Venice)

I'm pretty sure homestar referring to strong bad as his 'd-o-g-e' in bizcasfri predates the dog memes by several years so I will always pronounce it as dohj

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I mean it's called "dohj-coin", right? I've never heard it pronounced otherwise.

Anyway, interesting about the golden retriever thing and the shibu. I've seen these everywhere but I sure wasn't a part of it when it was a new thing.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Killingyouguy! posted:

I'm pretty sure homestar referring to strong bad as his 'd-o-g-e' in bizcasfri predates the dog memes by several years so I will always pronounce it as dohj

true, that was like a decade earlier, but afaik the meme was independent and unrelated to the hsr bit. the golden retriever meme was also a picture of a dog with comic sans text with cutesy misspellings in it. he was looking in the mirrored surface of his metal dog bowl and saying things like "what a good doge" and poo poo. i wish i had saved the original image because googling "doge" is worse than useless, now.

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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




FFT posted:

I know people that say "lmao" out loud

like "l'mow"

It's even more infuriating than "lol" as one syllable.

I think "lol" said out loud as one syllable is the perfect response to some things.

"What you said didn't actually make me laugh, but I appreciate it."

And how I've heard and used it it's always said in a very deadpan way.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

Hirayuki posted:

They're multiplying!



Those front wheels are in the street. I have no idea what they're trying to accomplish. I'm pretty sure that vehicle won't be there for long, at least.

Part of me is glad that there's another confirmed sighting, but why is it spreading??

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I love the tilted basketball hoop

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Milo and POTUS posted:

I love the tilted basketball hoop
It's probably my covert photography skills. The hoop is fine.

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

I hate how "smart" Google search has become. Like I appreciate that you don't have to know the exact thing you're searching for like the bygone days of... pre-Google search engines (anyone remember that? Wild times.) but god-loving-drat IT Google if I search for a town in X State, I do not want results for a town of the same name in Y State. THE STATE NAME IS loving IMPORTANT, YOU GODDAMN STUPID SEARCH ENGINE. Did I stutter?! NO.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Related to that, when searching (be it Google or the Windows search bar) wants to "autofill" the word/words I am looking for, but because I'm sort of running on muscle memory/fingers working ahead of brain, I'll type in the first three or four letters, and then I'll see the search bar CORRECTLY identify want I want...until I type the next letter, then it assumes the first choice it presented can't POSSIBLY be it anymore, and it sometimes isn't ANYWHERE in the suggestions until I start typing MORE to rule the other crap out.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


You're typing, and a dialogue box pops up but you hit space (because you're typing) and it's gone again, too quick to even see what it was you just said yes or no to.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

People who have specific desires/expectations for something you're doing for them but don't say a word about it at any point in the process, instead opting to look and sound vaguely disappointed with the service/end product

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
No matter what it says in my profile preferences on the app or on the website, my Zoom autocapitalizes & autocorrects by default every time I use the chat, which is often.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

YeahTubaMike posted:

No matter what it says in my profile preferences on the app or on the website, my Zoom autocapitalizes & autocorrects by default every time I use the chat, which is often.

I'm just so sick of little things like that. I'm tired of things you set resetting themselves for no reason. Like my computer that keeps defaulting to speakers that haven't been connected in years, instead of just my headphones which I use every day.

And I also love when something just doesn't work, so you try restarting it/unplugging it plugging it back in, but that doesn't fix it. So you try everything else. What eventually fixes it? Restarting it/unplugging it and plugging it back in--the SECOND time. Not the first, that didn't, uh, that wasn't good enough, you didn't put English on it

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Brawnfire posted:

I'm just so sick of little things like that. I'm tired of things you set resetting themselves for no reason. Like my computer that keeps defaulting to speakers that haven't been connected in years, instead of just my headphones which I use every day.

And I also love when something just doesn't work, so you try restarting it/unplugging it plugging it back in, but that doesn't fix it. So you try everything else. What eventually fixes it? Restarting it/unplugging it and plugging it back in--the SECOND time. Not the first, that didn't, uh, that wasn't good enough, you didn't put English on it

I have found that no matter how many times I try to resolve something a certain way, it won't actually work until someone condescendingly suggests "just try it again."

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
I just generally hate it when I get second-guessed by a machine that thinks it knows what I want better than I do.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
People that walk slowly on public walkways

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