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Mustached Demon posted:please think of the shareholders Thread title
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:08 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 16:10 |
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Xaris posted:eighth and market isn't really distinguishable from soma-mission what are some of the issues, in summary ?
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:08 |
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25bps and a pause going forward. POWELL HAS SPOKEN
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:08 |
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euphronius posted:what are some of the issues, in summary ? Thread title
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:09 |
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happy 1st of may. may workers triumph this year lol-lmao we wish
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:14 |
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lmao https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1652986168097529858 longs are sweating bullets right about now
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:18 |
So JPM got all the assets and zero downside?
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:26 |
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Ah so JP gets all thr good bits and the fed/taxpayer get the bad bits.
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:27 |
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WrasslorMonkey posted:lmao they’re only sweating if they’re too dumb to know they already lost lmao
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:31 |
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https://twitter.com/business/status/1653001528121106433?s=20
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:43 |
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We should expect some growing pains while we figure this whole thing out.
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# ? May 1, 2023 12:58 |
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Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:I arrived at this by default just because I refuse to stump up for what a modern video card costs on principle, and now even if cryptocurrencies cratered foreverially tomorrow, the price still wouldn't drop to sanity because now GPT is here to pick up the slack. i'm looking at an AMD 6700 XT because the price looks right and it's medium-upper end
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:14 |
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WrasslorMonkey posted:lmao https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1634222320398086145
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:14 |
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WrasslorMonkey posted:lmao taking a cue from CS zeroing out all the AT1 bonds
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:16 |
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Monday US stock futures are basically unchanged, so the invisible hand doesn't think a little bank death is anything to sweat (yet)
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:19 |
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how many dead banks before it matters just curious
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:20 |
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:24 |
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fits my needs posted:huh, just keeps happening it's almost like the natural form of banking is consolidation into one entity
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:30 |
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https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1653013265046294528?s=20 moral hazard lol
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:30 |
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WrasslorMonkey posted:lmao lol what
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:31 |
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1653013265046294528?s=20 rational actors like jamie dimon don't succumb to moral hazard
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:32 |
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1653013265046294528?s=20 American banking is now thought to be invincible
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:32 |
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the moral hazard of getting to do anything they want without any consequences
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:32 |
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https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1653014153227804674?s=20
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:34 |
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https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1653013557988950017?s=20 hell yeah
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:35 |
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jerome is the ultimate pay pig
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:36 |
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Well yeah, two or three big banks are easier to bail out than a bunch of little ones. Less paperwork.
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:37 |
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that’s me!!!
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:37 |
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demand down and prices up!!!!
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:38 |
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thread title!!!!!
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:38 |
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https://twitter.com/Sigurdthimbles/status/1653015734946070529?s=20
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:39 |
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bitcoin was an op
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:40 |
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yes, we’re “planning” this
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:41 |
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would “acquiring all of a bank’s deposits” be considered a good or a bad thing in isolation, for something like JPM? obviously it’s a huge new liability on the books which is bad, and the ‘actual money’ (whatever that means?) isn’t there, it’s in Joe’s Farm etc…. but they can also somehow use a lot of deposits as leverage to gamble more, which is good for them right?
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:41 |
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Xaris posted:lol jeff bezos opened a big giant whole foods market flagship in san francisco near twitter, and it closed down less than 13 months later I was gonna do a trip to the PNW and the endless HOMELESSCRIMEWAVE stories are scaring my girlfriend. Are SF/Portland/Seattle worth going to or should we just hike in the parks instead?
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:42 |
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British Columbia is probably nicer than Seattle for a visit
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:43 |
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coelomate posted:they’re only sweating if they’re too dumb to know they already lost lmao Oh man, you wanna talk about dumb, people were all about buying the dip at 3.50
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:44 |
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1653013265046294528?s=20 "haha turns out we're in charge motherfuckers. what are you gonna do about it?"
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:47 |
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RadiRoot posted:that’s me!!!
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:48 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 16:10 |
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I'm open to home ownership if someone wants to give me 200k for a down payment, otherwise I don't think it's gonna work out
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# ? May 1, 2023 13:53 |