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zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1653064400243228676
:sad:

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Are the Russians really that concerned poo poo has gone that far south they are evacuating Crimea?

That seems like a damning admission of imminent defeat. What is Russia's "Super Manly" stated reason?

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 17:48 on May 1, 2023

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
summer is coming so it's time to leave their peaceful snowbird haven, why, is there something going on?

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

In that order, naturally

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1652980038084571136

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




They are going to be shocked when Russia breaks out some T-34s to defend Sevastopol

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.

So is there a source for this?

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Clothes aren't gonna wash themselves ya know

thekeeshman
Feb 21, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU1f47SC_A8

Here's hoping for a repeat of this incident, where a bunch of Russian admirals loaded up a plane with so much crap that it crashed on takeoff.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

The mystery rocket found around Bydgoszcz in Poland last week is rumored to be a Russian Ch-55 that was fired by a Russian jet over Belarus and tracked by NATO radars all the way back on December 16th. How does this track with the video recording of something zooming over the city from 2 weeks ago and the fact the crater was found close to a public forrest footpath I have no idea :shrug:

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Priority seating for toilets

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Latest Russian UAV looking good...

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1652943397244551169

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/u-s-says-20-000-russians-killed-in-ukraine-war-since-december-1.6378745

USA says 20,000 Russians dead, 100,000 casualties since December 2022.

DrankSinatra
Aug 25, 2011

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/2261799884087117.html

https://www.towerhobbies.com/product/dle-40-40cc-twin-gas-with-electronic-ignition-and-muffler/DLEG0040.html

DrankSinatra fucked around with this message at 20:20 on May 1, 2023

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

where are they coming up with these absolutely comical dead numbers?

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Prettz posted:

where are they coming up with these absolutely comical dead numbers?

Classified intel it looks like.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Prettz posted:

where are they coming up with these absolutely comical dead numbers?

Ukraine War stats are on sale at WalMart this week. They come in a variety of sizes, so you can pick out the ones that fit your ideology best.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1653082699127570444?cxt=HHwWmIC-nZv99vAtAAAA

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
I thought NATO bases in Finland were a no go or am I thinking of nooks

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Prettz posted:

where are they coming up with these absolutely comical dead numbers?

found it on a discord

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Willo567 posted:

So is there a source for this?

"It has been reported" usually means "me mate Dave said."

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

What NOËLreports is not saying is that it isn't "construction of American bases on Finnish soil" where the local laws are practically not enforced like Okinawa, its about closer-than-NATO cooperation where FDF can appoint US armed forces a base where they can come and go as they please, even outside NATO exercises and such.

Its basically to get the tripwire troops to Finland, and Norway has similar deal.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
drat those GIs in Finland are gonna have way cooler stories than the ones stationed in Germany

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

My bad, I just noticed it said number of dead since december. I was thinking "they've probably killed more than 20,000 just this year".

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Russia has been losing 600-900 people per day for like two months

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


Look at these two large boys. I feel like we're a few seconds away from a chonkier, finno-american version of the rocky/creed handclasp.

Russias poorly fed mobiks won't stand a chance

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004

Dr. Quarex posted:

drat those GIs in Finland are gonna have way cooler stories than the ones stationed in Germany

Yup, the Ramstein/KL enclave is in the equivalent of rural West Virginia.
Like real The Hills Have Eyes poo poo with endless forests, a few fields and dirt roads.
It would hurt us a lot, but it might be time that base moved to Poland or Latvia.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

sauer kraut posted:

Yup, the Ramstein/KL enclave is in the equivalent of rural West Virginia.
Like real The Hills Have Eyes poo poo with endless forests, a few fields and dirt roads.
It would hurt us a lot, but it might be time that base moved to Poland or Latvia.

There's a lot of space in Ukraine

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Der Kyhe posted:

What NOËLreports is not saying is that it isn't "construction of American bases on Finnish soil" where the local laws are practically not enforced like Okinawa, its about closer-than-NATO cooperation where FDF can appoint US armed forces a base where they can come and go as they please, even outside NATO exercises and such.

Its basically to get the tripwire troops to Finland, and Norway has similar deal.

Like Incirlik. It's a Turkish air base, you have to go through the Turkish guard shack to get in. But there are about 6000 US servicemen stationed there.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

free hubcaps posted:

Look at these two large boys. I feel like we're a few seconds away from a chonkier, finno-american version of the rocky/creed handclasp.

Russias poorly fed mobiks won't stand a chance

Lol mobiks will be able to just walk away back to Russia

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/AndrewPerpetua/status/1653088392760946688
"We blew up all those ancient rockets on purpose bro plz believe us bro"
Pathetic Russians. :laffo:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Chitty, noooo!!!!!!!

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Dr. Quarex posted:

drat those GIs in Finland are gonna have way cooler stories than the ones stationed in Germany

On a scale of 1-daily alcohol poisoning, how much do Finnish conscripts drink?

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewPerpetua/status/1653088392760946688
"We blew up all those ancient rockets on purpose bro plz believe us bro"
Pathetic Russians. :laffo:


Evidence that Elon Musk is collaborating with the Muscovites continues to grow :thunk:

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

Strategic Tea posted:

Evidence that Elon Musk is collaborating with the Muscovites continues to grow :thunk:

No way. It's unclear whether this disassembled itself in flight and I see none of his trademark flames from the wreckage.

All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Chitty, noooo!!!!!!!



Chitty Chitty Blyat Blyat

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

All You Can Eat posted:

Chitty Chitty Blyat Blyat

Chitty chitty banggood

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


sauer kraut posted:

Yup, the Ramstein/KL enclave is in the equivalent of rural West Virginia.
Like real The Hills Have Eyes poo poo with endless forests, a few fields and dirt roads.
It would hurt us a lot, but it might be time that base moved to Poland or Latvia.

Lol no it’s not. Not even close.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Russia sure cares about the counter offensive and is definitely changing it's ways.... By bombing dnipro apartment buildings.


loving douchebags.

It sucks because any casualty on the Ukrainian side is tragic but out of all the missile attacks it looks like they killed less than 50 people and wounded less than a thousand pretty much means each Ukrainian life is worth more than a million US dollars to Russia in missile to casualty ratios.

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Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:


It sucks because any casualty on the Ukrainian side is tragic but out of all the missile attacks it looks like they killed less than 50 people and wounded less than a thousand pretty much means each Ukrainian life is worth more than a million US dollars to Russia in missile to casualty ratios.
Reminds me of the balloon attacks Japan launched on the continental US. From the hundreds of balloons launched all they did was start a couple of small fires and killed some kids going for a picnic.

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