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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Also that js for the link Prof!

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Everyone click the link below to sign nooner's e-card!

:swish:

Haha you're gonna be up to your neck in other people's poo poo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Who let seth sign the card

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Everyone click the link below to sign nooner's e-card!

:swish:

I can’t figure out how to sign it did it get locked or something

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Everyone click the link below to sign nooner's e-card!

:swish:

signed guestbook congrats nonner (:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

Just had a baby
GBS: The Next Generation

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
"I JUST poo poo MY PANTS!!!" - Nooners Baby

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I just got Richard dean Anderson mixed up with Harry dean stanton and it was extremely embarrassing.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner between your pug, the baby, and yourself most of your day is going to be spent on poop management.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

numberoneposter posted:

Nooner between your pug, the baby, and yourself most of your day is going to be spent on poop management.

:negative:

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I thought the purpose of pugs was to eat all da turds?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Nooner Joonyer

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

do we get to name it

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chief McHeath posted:

do we get to name it

thread idea (w/ poll)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

thread idea (w/ poll)
perfectly good list of names here:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4030688

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


which one did you choose for your kid again? want to avoid dupes

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Nooner posted:

Just had a baby

:toot:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Nooner the 2nd

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Nooner posted:

Just had a baby

Congrats nooner. Don't let anyone diminish your accomplishment by saying your wife did most of the heavy lifting. You did big cums 9 months ago (10 months in canada) and that's the hard part. Good job! Give Pnurtis a kiss for us.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

which one did you choose for your kid again? want to avoid dupes
Sweet Chili

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Chief McHeath posted:

do we get to name it

goku

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Skyleigh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
A tiny Nooner?

Terrifying.

Congrats, goon!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

consdiering just walking out of this job atm lmao. legit

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Nooner the 2nd

Twoner

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

consdiering just walking out of this job atm lmao. legit

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


this

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

consdiering just walking out of this job atm lmao. legit

:hehe:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

consdiering just walking out of this job atm lmao. legit

do it. gently caress jobs

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

consdiering just walking out of this job atm lmao. legit

A good move but next level is leaving a steamer in the terlet before you go.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Literally A Person posted:

A good move but next level is leaving a steamer on the boss’s desk before you go.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
dilemma: it is Tuesday and i want tacos but i forgot to buy tortillas at the grocery store f*ck my ***

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Do you have some kind of flour in your pantry? If you do then there’s probably a way to turn it into some kind of tortillas.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dick Fontaine posted:

Do you have some kind of flour in your pantry? If you do then there’s probably a way to turn it into some kind of tortillas.
corn > flour tortillas

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i got an invite to bluesky two weeks ago so I have been shitposting on it all weekend and there’s a screenshot of some of my posts in an article in the verge lol

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

numberoneposter posted:

corn > flour tortillas

Flour can be made out of corn

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Sid Vicious posted:

i got an invite to bluesky two weeks ago so I have been shitposting on it all weekend and there’s a screenshot of some of my posts in an article in the verge lol



Holy poo poo lmao

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Dick Fontaine posted:

Flour can be made out of corn

:catstare:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Probably making white people tacos for dinner

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