Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Cable Guy posted:Tweets from blocked twits will still show up for you if they're embedded, say in this thread. I don't think thats a new post-elon thing. It's been that way for a while. They should be blocked for you if you visit the twitter url or use the app. The Ublock rule wipes out the embeds too so I never see his dumb tweets unless someone posts a screenshot
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# ? May 2, 2023 16:52 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Lol. Lemon Musk using his mother's account to sock puppet remains pathetic as ever. https://twitter.com/ACherryOnTopNFT/status/1652864286245498880?s=20 jesus christ
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# ? May 2, 2023 17:13 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Lol. Lemon Musk using his mother's account to sock puppet remains pathetic as ever. I tried to scroll down far enough below the Musk tweet to find the first non-bluecheck dicksucking response, but my old phone ran out of memory and the browser closed after the first thousand or so
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# ? May 2, 2023 17:20 |
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Professor Wayne posted:https://twitter.com/ACherryOnTopNFT/status/1652864286245498880?s=20 I legitimately want to vomit
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# ? May 2, 2023 17:23 |
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dr_rat posted:I thought grass died off around the world years ago? There's really is still plant life alive in the outside? There's still "outside"?
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# ? May 2, 2023 17:35 |
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Darchangel posted:There's still "outside"? Unclear. Could all still be lies.
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# ? May 2, 2023 17:49 |
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If you block all the Elon-stans there are maybe two legitimate replies to that interview
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# ? May 2, 2023 17:53 |
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I think you'll find those are the noxious trolls who must be banned before they ruin everything.
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# ? May 2, 2023 17:56 |
Now they think he's Neo
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# ? May 2, 2023 17:57 |
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I honestly don’t know if Musk, Maher, or the audience was the worst part of that interview.
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# ? May 2, 2023 18:11 |
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Halisnacks posted:I honestly don’t know if Musk, Maher, or the audience was the worst part of that interview. Why not
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# ? May 2, 2023 18:27 |
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It's a bad day when dril notices you https://twitter.com/dril/status/1653443468633706496
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# ? May 2, 2023 18:31 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Heh... He won't! He's gonna be like Mr House and have Robo-Grimes taking care of him
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# ? May 2, 2023 18:31 |
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goatface posted:I don't think he has to sock-puppet. His ma will defend her special little boy against anyone who dares insinuate she birthed and raised an idiot. berth elon pup?
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# ? May 2, 2023 18:42 |
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Haha you snowflakes are so triggered I don't even want to give you the option of telling me how triggered you are
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# ? May 2, 2023 18:58 |
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I haven't deleted my Twitter account but I've stopped using it. Any notable flareup will get reposted a million times on every other site I go to. Last week I found that I was spending a shitload of time just blocking idiot blue ticks and not having any fun. The second Elon is out, I will resume shitposting.
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# ? May 2, 2023 18:58 |
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That guy firmly believes his cheque for engagement dollars is coming soon.
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:00 |
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*gets pelted by audience with rotten produce* Look at that engagement! Triggered?
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:09 |
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goatface posted:That guy firmly believes his cheque for engagement dollars is coming soon. He's just working hard to position himself as the next cat turd
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:15 |
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Escape Goat posted:*gets pelted by audience with rotten produce* Tucker is that you?!
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:19 |
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Inzombiac posted:The second Elon is out lol
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:19 |
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dude is literally going to be the last one out when the cops evict him from his nest in the Twitter offices, months after the last server was sold at auction, weeks after the lights and water got cut for nonpayment
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:22 |
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Viewed 2/3 of a million times, liked a couple dozen times
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:22 |
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no he's actively hunting for a new CEO just like he promised he would, i'm sure of it
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:22 |
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Mozi posted:no he's actively hunting for a new CEO just like he promised he would, i'm sure of it https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1625695877326340102
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:25 |
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we will see who is the truest Poster when dril finally logs off but Elon has to be dragged out by a four-man squad
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:26 |
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Elon needs to stop telling the dog what to do then
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:32 |
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1653262203343052806?t=KXa9z8cmDc0VoJLLaPuQ2A&s=19 i choose to believe he's talking about bacteria
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:35 |
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Inzombiac posted:I haven't deleted my Twitter account but I've stopped using it. Any notable flareup will get reposted a million times on every other site I go to. This is how the majority of people leave poo poo like Twitter or Facebook. Most will simply stop using it but won't bother deleting their profile because . They'll just delete the app and call if a day.
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:40 |
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Quiet quitting of social media lets facebook claim to have half the world as users.
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:43 |
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Inzombiac posted:The second Elon is out, I will resume shitposting. Yeah, once he’s gone it’ll be great! Twitter can return to its halcyon days as the platform that… *checks notes*… got Trump elected! goatface posted:Quiet quitting of social media lets facebook claim to have half the world as users. No, Facebook literally does have something like 3 billion active accounts across its platforms (they may not be de-duplicated across products and represent individual people, but they are active in a given period). This is actually why most SEC reporting for public companies with business models based on audience reach focuses on active users. They don’t report dormant/inactive accounts that don’t engage at all in a given month.
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:53 |
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Steadiman posted:This is how the majority of people leave poo poo like Twitter or Facebook. Most will simply stop using it but won't bother deleting their profile because . They'll just delete the app and call if a day. My twitter got suspended a few years ago and it seems I can neither delete it or unsuspend it, which is necessary for deletion.
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:53 |
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Really? Wow. I guess the collapse of their membership hasn't happened like people predicted. I suppose too many enterprises are invested in it.
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# ? May 2, 2023 19:59 |
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WhatsApp and Instagram are huge and have active healthy audience metrics. I think FB classic is struggling though.
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# ? May 2, 2023 20:00 |
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New Twitter annoyance.. people spam these weird chatgpt bots that explain/contextualize the tweet that people summon them to... it's like those download video or thread unroller bots except way more useless
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# ? May 2, 2023 20:07 |
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Strong Sauce posted:New Twitter annoyance.. people spam these weird chatgpt bots that explain/contextualize the tweet that people summon them to... it's like those download video or thread unroller bots except way more useless Oh great this is how we get killbots slavering to wipe out humanity
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# ? May 2, 2023 20:07 |
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Halisnacks posted:Yeah, once he’s gone it’ll be great! Twitter can return to its halcyon days as the platform that… *checks notes*… got Trump elected! I bet facebook is counting tracker pings as activity so they never have dormant users so long as javascript exists
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# ? May 2, 2023 20:17 |
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:It's a bad day when dril notices you Did this MFer really try to put an I'm-rubber-you're-glue clause into his pretend TOS tweet for existing on twitter?
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# ? May 2, 2023 20:20 |
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i chose to be owned. roflcopter! my memes are strong than urs. maybe you should get a job CODING if you can't affrod a $8 a month.
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Sentient Data posted:I bet facebook is counting tracker pings as activity so they never have dormant users so long as javascript exists Of all the lovely things Zuck does, I don’t think manipulating the active audience data is one. Meta owns the most popular social media and messaging platforms of all time. Their concern is not that they aren’t a legitimate behemoth, but that their audience growth is now anaemic (and some of their products are even shrinking in some territories), and that their market share with younger people leaves a lot to be desired. Also, if he genuinely wanted to inflate the user numbers, then a consequence would be that the revenue per user metric would go down, and investors don’t like that either.
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# ? May 2, 2023 20:48 |