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JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.

oldpainless posted:

Word of advice: be prepared to defend yourself legally when the the children injure themselves on your swing and their parents sue you

Nah, I’ll let them play and continue living in my optimistic non-reality. They weren’t from the neighborhood anyway. Just didn’t want to freak them out, kids need some adults in their life that aren’t just busting their rear end all the time.

The tree is coming down soon, sadly enough. Roots are starting to creep into the foundation.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Captain Monkey posted:

The roots of this were starting in the early/mid 90's when I was a kid. I remember biking and playing around the neighborhood, and there were two or three houses where some aggressively angry weirdo would come barreling out of the house if you did any of the following.

1. rode by their house too many times

2. walked on the sidewalk through their grass

3. touched their grass in any way

4. looked at their house/flower bed too long

The poo poo I'd encounter passing by certain houses on my paper route was nuts. Dogs, rogue tires rolling out of garages, old ladies chasing me with a rolling pin, runaway lawnmowers and kids on tricycles, breakdancers in the middle of the street, the grim reaper

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Presenting, the most Not Mad someone has ever been.

https://twitter.com/SteveSayersOne/status/1653127662821429250

For extra fun, compare the number of likes on his replies vs. everybody elses (which are universally mocking him).

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Little do all those people mocking him realize, that it is they who look like fools

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


My “I am a smart person not deserving of mockery” checkmark has people making a lot of comments already refuted by my checkmark.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

America: Why don't kids play outside any more?!

Also America: I will loving headshot any child who touches my grass.

Also we need to bulldoze this public park to make room for a 20th lane on the megahighway.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Mak0rz posted:

The poo poo I'd encounter passing by certain houses on my paper route was nuts. Dogs, rogue tires rolling out of garages, old ladies chasing me with a rolling pin, runaway lawnmowers and kids on tricycles, breakdancers in the middle of the street, the grim reaper

:hmmyes:

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://twitter.com/lydiakauppi/status/1653210724242423810

I'd take a screenshot but it's four images and there are really and truly no words.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/lydiakauppi/status/1653210724242423810

I'd take a screenshot but it's four images and there are really and truly no words.

I have so many questions

I guess I'll start with, "What was the editor thinking?"

geeko55
Jun 11, 2013



Admiralty Flag posted:

I have so many questions

I guess I'll start with, "What was the editor thinking?"

Surely this is a case where the editor was drunk that day or didn't bother reading anything that hit their desk beyond the first few paragraphs, but I have to imagine they didn't even bother with the first sentence and sent it along.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Obviously the editor was a hole guy as well.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/lydiakauppi/status/1653210724242423810

I'd take a screenshot but it's four images and there are really and truly no words.







Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Jokes on him, I'm into that poo poo

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Vaginas are pretty good

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The only thing the author loves more than vulvas is the thesaurus, geez

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Admiralty Flag posted:

I have so many questions

I guess I'll start with, "What was the editor thinking?"

One of the first casualties of newspaper downsizing is people reading what the newspaper is about to publish before it's published.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Killingyouguy! posted:

Vaginas are pretty good

Ehh they’re no dicks

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
oldpoonless

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


JGdmn posted:

We have a swing on the tree in our front yard, and I was leaving the house the other afternoon and two teenage kids (selling something door to door) were playing on it.

They were so terrified when I came out they both were apologizing and trying to get behind something to hide from what I assume they thought would be some kind of violent outburst.

I told them I didn’t care, just don’t hurt themselves or break it. I guess I should have warned them that they could have been shot for the temerity of being a joyful youth.

This is the good poo poo. I and my neighbors on either side have kids and we're all steadily increasing the number of swings and play structures in the front yards, and all the kids in the immediate neighborhood treat the three adjoining yards like one big playground. There's a bunch of young kids in the greater neighborhood as well, with constant foot/bike/board/scooter traffic. We're always sending the kids out to grab other passing kids and ask them to join, and telling any kids they can stop and play on it whenever. I like to think I'm cancelling out a handful of lovely fud Nextdoor posters by being the yard where kids always feel safe stopping and maybe getting a push on the swings or shoot some hoops. Pretty soon it'll be time to build some sweet ramps in the street.

DrankSinatra
Aug 25, 2011

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/lydiakauppi/status/1653210724242423810

I'd take a screenshot but it's four images and there are really and truly no words.

If that was going to happen somewhere, Houghton, MI makes a lot of sense.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

This is the good poo poo. I and my neighbors on either side have kids and we're all steadily increasing the number of swings and play structures in the front yards, and all the kids in the immediate neighborhood treat the three adjoining yards like one big playground. There's a bunch of young kids in the greater neighborhood as well, with constant foot/bike/board/scooter traffic. We're always sending the kids out to grab other passing kids and ask them to join, and telling any kids they can stop and play on it whenever. I like to think I'm cancelling out a handful of lovely fud Nextdoor posters by being the yard where kids always feel safe stopping and maybe getting a push on the swings or shoot some hoops. Pretty soon it'll be time to build some sweet ramps in the street.

This is great, but you should have insurance against those kids hurting themselves.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

I was trying not to use Imgur because, you know, the recent reasons, and after editing the four images into one big image for an attachment I was pretty sure it would gently caress something up because of how big it was. :v:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

This is the good poo poo. I and my neighbors on either side have kids and we're all steadily increasing the number of swings and play structures in the front yards, and all the kids in the immediate neighborhood treat the three adjoining yards like one big playground. There's a bunch of young kids in the greater neighborhood as well, with constant foot/bike/board/scooter traffic. We're always sending the kids out to grab other passing kids and ask them to join, and telling any kids they can stop and play on it whenever. I like to think I'm cancelling out a handful of lovely fud Nextdoor posters by being the yard where kids always feel safe stopping and maybe getting a push on the swings or shoot some hoops. Pretty soon it'll be time to build some sweet ramps in the street.

:3::3::3:

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:
Idiot owns social media: Smack dab in the middle is a hole

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
My mom had this boomer paranoia about neighborhood kids frolicking in our front yard because she WAS CONVINCED that when little Timmy busted his lip open from falling down on her property his parents would sue us for a bajillion dollars, she'd lose her homeowners insurance and they'd take the house in the lawsuit. Somehow being a homeowner was never a privilege to her, only a target on her back from unscrupulous strangers that were chomping at the bit to find an excuse to sue her for anything and everything.

When my brother fell and broke his femur in preschool I assumed we hit the jackpot because by her logic, we were going to sue them for a bajillion dollars-that's what you do when your kid gets hurt on their property, right? The teacher that was supposed to be watching my brother even confessed she wasn't watching him the exact moment he fell! But no, my mom just chalked it up to a random accident. Perhaps because we had really good healthcare (by American standards) so the injury barely cost anything for us to treat.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
How it started:
https://twitter.com/balajis/status/1636797265317867520

How it's going:
https://twitter.com/jdcmedlock/status/1653452817179508736

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Air Skwirl posted:

This is great, but you should have insurance against those kids hurting themselves.

There are those types, but I find they are rare.
Related anecdote- I was brought to a friend of friend's house. The host, Joe had a trampoline. While wrestling and goofing off, I hosed up, and my nose met my friend Wes' head. Instead of being a reasonable 13 year old who just broke his nose, I ran to the other side of the privacy fence to hide and handle it. I was terribly afraid of what would happen, because I was raised that everyone is out to screw everyone.

Joe's Mom brought me ice and a towel, and acted like a compassionate adult.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

PurpleXVI posted:

I was trying not to use Imgur because, you know, the recent reasons, and after editing the four images into one big image for an attachment I was pretty sure it would gently caress something up because of how big it was. :v:

The imgur thing is only for images uploaded without an account and they already had a rule about removing stuff uploaded without accounts going after a year anyway (which is why I made an account to begin with). There are still regular rear end image host dying worries but the new changes only matter if you're uploading anon.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Inceltown posted:

the new changes only matter if you're uploading anon.

Or if you uploaded images of female-presenting nipples sand dunes

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Inceltown posted:

The imgur thing is only for images uploaded without an account and they already had a rule about removing stuff uploaded without accounts going after a year anyway (which is why I made an account to begin with). There are still regular rear end image host dying worries but the new changes only matter if you're uploading anon.

Unfortunately, the new ToS is even stupider than we all thought:

quote:

Stuff not to do
If someone else might own the copyright to it, don't upload it. Don't upload gore, "hate speech" (i.e. demeaning race, gender, age, religious or sexual orientation, etc.), or material that is threatening, harassing, defamatory, or that encourages violence or crime. Don't upload illegal content such as child porn or nonconsensual ("revenge") porn. Don't hotlink to adult content or to file-sharing, gambling, torrent, warez, or Imgur rip-off sites. Don't impersonate someone else. Also, don't use Imgur to host image libraries you link to from elsewhere, content for your website, advertising, avatars, or anything else that turns us into your content delivery network. If you do – and we will be the judge – or if you do anything illegal, in addition to any other legal rights we may have, we will ban you along with the site you're hotlinking from, delete all your images, report you to the authorities if necessary, and prevent you from viewing any images hosted on Imgur.com. We mean it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Imgur needs to grow up and start serving hello.jpg to hotlink abusers.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
So they just don't want to be an image hosting site any more.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


HopperUK posted:

So they just don't want to be an image hosting site any more.

Going by this one tweet of theirs I read it's more like they don't want to be an image host for one of those aggregates that just reposts pictures on a page that's 90% ads

https://twitter.com/imgur/status/879408405403664384?t=punCFm6E4gyzIaPnYMWLcw&s=19

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Zero_Grade posted:

Presenting, the most Not Mad someone has ever been.

https://twitter.com/SteveSayersOne/status/1653127662821429250

For extra fun, compare the number of likes on his replies vs. everybody elses (which are universally mocking him).

He even signed AND DATED his post

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Len posted:

Going by this one tweet of theirs I read it's more like they don't want to be an image host for one of those aggregates that just reposts pictures on a page that's 90% ads

https://twitter.com/imgur/status/879408405403664384?t=punCFm6E4gyzIaPnYMWLcw&s=19

I guess that's fair enough.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

HopperUK posted:

So they just don't want to be an image hosting site any more.
That's why they were founded!!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



They want to be a social media platform as well, and imgur during the early days of gamer gate was a complete hell hole to browse. A 3:1 ratio of funny : misogyny. It's a lot better now based on how the front page looks like

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
The idea of browsing imgur is so bizarre to me. When did they switch from being an image host to its own social network?

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Imgur dramatically upped their character limit for comments too. Because it worked really, really well for Twitter.

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