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apparently op has never heard of jacking off
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# ? May 3, 2023 03:07 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 12:57 |
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Yer fuckin with me, ain’t no dress code for posting.
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# ? May 3, 2023 03:14 |
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The internet was better when there were no girls on it
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# ? May 3, 2023 03:15 |
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The internet was better when there were no people on it
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# ? May 3, 2023 03:17 |
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Internet was never good
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# ? May 3, 2023 03:18 |
I don't op. I hate the Internet
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# ? May 3, 2023 03:19 |
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EorayMel posted:I do not enjoy the internet OP. PokeJoe posted:I don't op. I hate the Internet Hmm, and yet you are here, posting on the Internet! Curious.
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# ? May 3, 2023 03:22 |
I hate the rest of the world too. It's a pick your poison kind of situation
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# ? May 3, 2023 03:34 |
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browse reddit by /r/random and laugh at freaks i encounter mostly
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# ? May 3, 2023 03:50 |
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. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2WDB6tpIYM
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# ? May 3, 2023 04:39 |
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i just smoke weed and log on to the world wide web
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# ? May 3, 2023 04:50 |
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I was looking through an old diary recently and found an entry from 2000 in which I actually capitalized "internet"clean ayers act posted:"surfing the internet" Yes, they call it surfing the web now Nigmaetcetera posted:Yer fuckin with me, ain’t no dress code for posting. Well...I suppose you have a point there.
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# ? May 3, 2023 04:56 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:I was looking through an old diary recently and found an entry from 2000 in which I actually capitalized "internet" Autocorrect used to automatically capitalize it but it doesn’t anymore lmao get rekt internet
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# ? May 3, 2023 13:45 |
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I mostly enjoy complaining about it
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# ? May 3, 2023 13:53 |
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I enjoy researching the various terrible diseases I have as my body and mind slowly decay and looking at pictures of cats doing funny cat things.
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# ? May 3, 2023 14:23 |
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I lay in wait and when a "bad take" enters my vision cone I "own" the person. Then I carve their name to my flesh
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# ? May 3, 2023 14:39 |
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Enema videos
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# ? May 3, 2023 14:41 |
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Can you imagine having to go all the way over to your friends house to sit in his room just to call him a *gamerword* *gamerword* right to his face after you pwn him in halo knowing his mom is probably walking past his room and gonna hear Thank God for them internets
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# ? May 3, 2023 14:55 |
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But doctor, I am the internet
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# ? May 3, 2023 14:56 |
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What's the Internet?
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# ? May 3, 2023 15:55 |
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i like to look at mp3s on bandcamp.com.
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# ? May 3, 2023 15:56 |
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I enjoy the three Ps of the internet Porn Pizza delivered to my door Pvideogames
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# ? May 3, 2023 16:16 |
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jokes posted:I enjoy the three Ps of the internet
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# ? May 3, 2023 16:24 |
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I still stubbornly use the internet more or less the way I did in 2005 when I think about it. Don't use reddit, insta, tiktok, etc. I'm basically surfing around on forums and websites still, what's left anyway. I torrent anything I wanna watch, never used any of the streaming services. Some FB for work reasons and messenger with my parents. Youtube was around in 2005 so it doesn't count.
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# ? May 3, 2023 16:54 |
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The fundamentals to eek a life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXHsWBKKNbI&t=153s
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# ? May 3, 2023 17:02 |
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:What's the Internet? Not much, what's the Internet with you?
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# ? May 3, 2023 17:08 |
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Remember a time when houses had a spare bedroom or den that was dubbed “the computer room” and the elaborate computer desk was the centerpiece of the room? And you felt like a white collar executive somebody while browsing the Internet in a big fancy room? poo poo was hella dope. Now we’re all posting on our phones while pinching a loaf on the john and it just ain’t the same.
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# ? May 3, 2023 17:54 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Remember a time when houses had a spare bedroom or den that was dubbed “the computer room” and the elaborate computer desk was the centerpiece of the room? And you felt like a white collar executive somebody while browsing the Internet in a big fancy room? poo poo was hella dope. I've never understood what is wrong with everyone's rear end in a top hat that they have time to read on the shitter. Like avoiding work at the office? Sure. If I'm at home though I've never been on the john more than like 5 minutes tops. What is coming out of you people? Why aren't your legs asleep?
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# ? May 3, 2023 18:33 |
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1) Bathrooms are very quiet 2) People don't ask questions about what you do in them 3) You can justifiably check out of doing things/being responsible for things, and if someone asks you what the gently caress you can generally get out of responsibility by simply saying "I was in the bathroom" People don't literally poo poo for an hour or whatever.
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# ? May 3, 2023 18:37 |
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jokes posted:1) Bathrooms are very quiet The only scenario that tracks for me is in the office. Any other time I just don't do things I don't want to do because I'm an adult? If you need to "poop" to hide from your spouse or kids or something... Goddamn.
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# ? May 3, 2023 18:45 |
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I hide from my family by going to my mistress thank you very much.
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# ? May 3, 2023 18:48 |
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Generally if I'm posting I'm on the toilet taking a tremendous poo poo while streaming at my phone to dictate and defeating my posting enemies. The haze of rage helps me through a lot of it OP.
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# ? May 3, 2023 18:49 |
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Yeah the bathroom is literally the one place you can go and be left the gently caress alone for ten minutes
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# ? May 3, 2023 18:53 |
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Whenever I'm bored I go to Wikipedia and click 'random' until I find something interesting to read. The article on the life of Casanova is a wild and unexpected ride. I now hate figs because of the article on fig wasps, and whenever I see an aspergillum I now think of dead birds.
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# ? May 3, 2023 19:00 |
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:If you need to "poop" to hide from your spouse or kids or something... Goddamn. Uhhh ever heard of a stadia dad lol Nelson Mandingo posted:Generally if I'm posting I'm on the toilet taking a tremendous poo poo while streaming at my phone to dictate and defeating my posting enemies. The haze of rage helps me through a lot of it OP. When I take a poo poo, I become an absolute menace on the internet. Then I leave the bathroom having ruined both the toilet and a corner of the internet, feeling fresh.
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# ? May 3, 2023 19:02 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Yeah the bathroom is literally the one place you can go and be left the gently caress alone for ten minutes I'm genuinely curious what state your life is in that you are hiding in the bathroom. "Hey, I'm going to another room. I'd like to be alone for a while." I guess I'm operating under the assumption that we are all olds here. I guess if you are 19 and somehow still on here you might have like.. parents and roommates you need to avoid but that don't actually respect you as a person.
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# ? May 3, 2023 19:03 |
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It's not about hiding, you take a poo poo and you sit there looking at bullshit on your phone and you don't have much of a reason to not be there and nothing really pulls you out of there.
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# ? May 3, 2023 19:06 |
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:I'm genuinely curious what state your life is in that you are hiding in the bathroom. I'd like to think we're all old enough to admit that needing a few minutes away from SO/kids/family doesn't like mean there is massive systemic problems that require SEVERING and intense self examination
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# ? May 3, 2023 19:07 |
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Konar posted:I'd like to think we're all old enough to admit that needing a few minutes away from SO/kids/family doesn't like mean there is massive systemic problems that require SEVERING and intense self examination It’s this
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# ? May 3, 2023 19:08 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 12:57 |
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PlaysGamesWrong posted:I'm genuinely curious what state your life is in that you are hiding in the bathroom. lol i love these types of goon posts. after all these years we still get the human relationship understanders in threads like these
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