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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Kulkasha posted:

Every panel I've seen of DCeased just seems like the edgelordiest poo poo imaginable. Was it mainline or elseworlds?

Elseworlds. I didn't like DCeased as much as Injustice but I thought it still rose above the concept. The Plastic Man tentacle scene was a low point.



From Paklis #6, which featured an autobiographical story.

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thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Elseworlds. I didn't like DCeased as much as Injustice but I thought it still rose above the concept. The Plastic Man tentacle scene was a low point.



From Paklis #6, which featured an autobiographical story.

Wolverine Penis Claw was a good comic, I won’t accept this slander

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
hey neat those are the exact same books we're still getting

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Kulkasha posted:

Every panel I've seen of DCeased just seems like the edgelordiest poo poo imaginable. Was it mainline or elseworlds?

Elseworlds and I assure you it's actually pretty good. I mean, if you don't like apocalypse stories (and/or stories where a bunch of people die in general) it probably just isn't for you, but it's much better than some parts in isolation may seem

3D Megadoodoo posted:

That's the dumbest and laziest and dumbest way for Anti-Life to be. What fucko came up with that? Jack Kirby would turn in his grave if he weren't already dead.

It's actually explained at the very beginning that (in this universe) Darkseid hosed up the equation which is what leads to all this poo poo.

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 16:36 on May 2, 2023

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

thetoughestbean posted:

Wolverine Penis Claw was a good comic, I won’t accept this slander

People hit a certain age and feel like they have to pretend they were always too cool for Wolverine Penis Claw.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kulkasha posted:

Every panel I've seen of DCeased just seems like the edgelordiest poo poo imaginable. Was it mainline or elseworlds?

Elseworlds, it's written by Tom Taylor, who also wrote (most of) Injustice

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Nipponophile posted:

People hit a certain age and feel like they have to pretend they were always too cool for Wolverine Penis Claw.

The best part is how the claw doesn’t go SNIKT, it goes “Boyoyoyoyoyoing”

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

TwoPair posted:

It's actually explained at the very beginning that (in this universe) Darkseid hosed up the equation which is what leads to all this poo poo.

What, did he try to divide by zero or something?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Spider-Man & Wolverine #4 (2003)

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Darthemed posted:


Spider-Man & Wolverine #4 (2003)

Gross, Wolverine, those come out of your body...

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
why does peter have bird feet now

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


He's got webbed toes

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cabbit posted:

What, did he try to divide by zero or something?

Actually yeah. He tried to shove a motherbox into Cyborg to merge two halves of the equation, but that'd kill Cyborg and delete the equation, so he smushed death when he showed up for Cyborg and doing that made Cyborg un-life instead of anti-life and then Akropolis blows up.

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

GPTribefan posted:

The best part is how the claw doesn’t go SNIKT, it goes “Boyoyoyoyoyoing”

Nah, it's got adamantium in it, so it makes that sound that a door stopper spring makes when you bend it all the way back to the baseboard then let it go.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Nightwing #100

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
DCeased is unusual for apocalypse elseworlds in that it isn’t pure misery and has a capacity for hope. I enjoyed it when I usually don’t care for the subgenre.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Funny and sweet bit, Batman 135



Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Superboy #126 (1966)


Superboy #126 (1966)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

MikeJF posted:

Funny and sweet bit, Batman 135



Obligatory, from the Planetary/Batman crossover

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Darthemed posted:


Superboy #126 (1966)

drat, 60's Superboy getting grimdark there casually ripping himself out of a live gorilla without guts flying all over

By the way, shouldn't that can have been labelled "BAT - SHARK REPELLENT"??

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I mean, sure, but how many bat-sharks are there?

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Push El Burrito posted:

I mean, sure, but how many bat-sharks are there?

That's how you know it works.

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

MikeJF posted:

Funny and sweet bit, Batman 135





Hell yeah

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Binary Badger posted:

drat, 60's Superboy getting grimdark there casually ripping himself out of a live gorilla without guts flying all over

By the way, shouldn't that can have been labelled "BAT - SHARK REPELLENT"??

IIRC, it's actually "SHARK REPELLANT BAT-SPRAY." And the can he uses matches the movie, so...

But people also forget the real joke of that scene, which is that Batman also has bat-sprays for Barracudas, Whales, and Manta-Rays.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I swear I had a digital comic where Batman was stuck in space and just happened to have a bottle of a "spray" that he used to propel himself back to safety, but I'm not finding it in my library.

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

Uthor posted:

I swear I had a digital comic where Batman was stuck in space and just happened to have a bottle of a "spray" that he used to propel himself back to safety, but I'm not finding it in my library.

It’s from the regular series, when Failsafe beats him out of the Watchtower

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures on Webtoon just posted this.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/batman-wayne-family-adventures/s2-ep-83-utility-belt/viewer?title_no=3180&episode_no=83




Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Ah, so this time he remembered to pack his Bat Shark Repellant.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

darthbob88 posted:

Obligatory, from the Planetary/Batman crossover



It's just a can of Axe.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

This comic is clearly set after the other one. The wisdom of experience and all

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

darthbob88 posted:

Obligatory, from the Planetary/Batman crossover



60s Batman would never litter, old chum.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Secret Origins of the World's Greatest Super-Heroes (1990)

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
If you liked the Peacemaker show, then Peacemaker Tries Hard! #1 may just be for you





Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


The Suicide Squad! Just a couple of real wacky guys and gals hanging out with their fav fun lovin goofball of a boss, Amanda Waller!

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
that waller must be a fake because she would totally sell them out

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


The surgery putting bombs in heads can change people

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

I wonder what Switch games King Shark plays.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Darthemed posted:


Secret Origins of the World's Greatest Super-Heroes (1990)

Purplenurplepurplenurplepurplenurple

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