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Commodore_64 posted:I hate to be that guy but could you NMS that stuff? I've seen enough corpses and mangled bodies for a while. I've deleted it. That collage pics was clean before. Sorry friend!
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May 3, 2023 18:06
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Mr Teatime posted:It’s been said from reliable sources that the tiny Zelensky personally piloted the small manned aircraft into the Kremlin himself, supposedly only bailing out at the last second with his parachute made from a small handkerchief. My infallible sources tell me he is currently at large in the Moscow countryside.  E: also, monke's been informed 
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May 3, 2023 18:09
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You gotta be careful about the Kherson Cat account in particular. They tend to add NWS/NMS things to posts that were previously safe before. It's probably best to just not embed tweets from that account and just screenshot+post them instead to make sure they won't change on you after the fact.
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May 3, 2023 18:10
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Rectal Death Adept posted:My take is they refuse to admit they've lost yet again and are doubling down for the 5th time so they do actually need another draft as some leaks have reported. The first one wasn't exactly cheered by the populace as a heroic endeavor and they had to force people into it. A second draft would be much worse. 
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May 3, 2023 18:15
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zone posted:He rattled on about muh nooks when the Engels airbase got paid a visit. Nothing happened then either. Do you have a link?
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May 3, 2023 18:18
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mobby_6kl posted:
Issuing a correction to this, Zelenskyy said he didn't do it: https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/05/3/7400529/
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May 3, 2023 18:19
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I wonder whether some poor guy in Tatarstan cares enough about flagpole in Kremlin that it somehow awakens patriotism in him. Probably not.
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May 3, 2023 18:19
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It's just a saying that Russians have, it doesn't mean anything. Like, when we say "I don't like this" or "gently caress you" they say "I'm threatening you with nuclear retaliation!"
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May 3, 2023 18:21
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HonorableTB posted:Be nice to Willo, it can't be easy to have your balls be under nuclear crosshairs. Yeah it ultimately doesn't matter who did it. The only thing that really matters is that it happened and as a direct effect of Russia's invasion, there was a drone attack on the Kremlin. Whether it was a result of Ukraine orchestrating an attack or Russia doing it themselves for ~reasons~ or something else, they started an invasion and now their capital is under attack. They could just go home and stuff like that wouldn't need to happen.
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May 3, 2023 18:21
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Comedy option is the FSB stages a false flag attack and accidentally purposely kills Putin. "Welp. Zelenskyy got 'em. Best to just end the war and bring the boys home."
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May 3, 2023 18:21
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Attacking a real flag in a false flag attack. A devious plan indeed.
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May 3, 2023 18:26
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Still thinking about the WWE pyrotechnic explosion like Kane came out of the kremlin and raised his hands during the Dollar Tree world trade center attacks
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May 3, 2023 18:27
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EorayMel posted:Still thinking about the WWE pyrotechnic explosion like Kane came out of the kremlin and raised his hands during the Dollar Tree world trade center attacks Someone here can animate it I'm sure
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May 3, 2023 18:31
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May 3, 2023 18:33
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Willo567 posted:Nevermind How are your balls doing? Still unnuked?
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May 3, 2023 18:44
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DiomedesGodshill posted:Comedy option is the FSB stages a false flag attack and accidentally purposely kills Putin. "Welp. Zelenskyy got 'em. Best to just end the war and bring the boys home." The Death of Stalin 2: The Death of Putin
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May 3, 2023 18:55
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HonorableTB posted:The Death of Stalin 2: The Death of Putin Directed by Wes Anderson, starring Owen Wilson and Bill Murray. Not sure which role Owen Wilson or Bill Murray will be playing, but they will be there.
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May 3, 2023 18:59
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We could probably get a pretty funny Leprechaun movie out of this tbh. Putin finds the pot of gold and takes some of the shillings and the Leprechaun unleashes the Ukrainians to get his gold back, complete with the Leprechaun piloting the drone himself as he smokes a cigar and says putin won't like these lucky charms as the drone hits the kremlin
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May 3, 2023 19:08
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https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1653784720969195521 I've seen this one before. They were seething the same way when Kherson got recaptured. 
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May 3, 2023 19:23
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DiomedesGodshill posted:Comedy option is the FSB stages a false flag attack and accidentally purposely kills Putin. "Welp. Zelenskyy got 'em. Best to just end the war and bring the boys home." "Turns out the nazi was right here all along. Quite a teachable moment. Now, if our yachts somehow showed up back at our villa docks we could knock 20% off everybody's next gas order."
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May 3, 2023 20:16
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Medvedev also woke up from his drunken stupor https://twitter.com/meduza_en/status/1653816197354250255
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May 3, 2023 20:20
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Putin has so many body doubles everytime you kill one (even the real one) another one pops up like a game of false dmitri whackamole
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May 3, 2023 20:25
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Dwesa posted:Medvedev also woke up from his drunken stupor ok wait a second did Medvedev disparage hisself?
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May 3, 2023 20:26
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I'm sure Zelensky has been the target of constant assassination plots by Russia this whole time
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May 3, 2023 20:28
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Dwesa posted:Medvedev also woke up from his drunken stupor quote:he said, before making a disparaging reference to “figurehead presidents.” Now there's some projection lol
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May 3, 2023 20:29
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Least Insane Russian Denazification: "The Jewish president must be eliminated"
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May 3, 2023 20:31
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KakerMix posted:I'm sure Zelensky has been the target of constant assassination plots by Russia this whole time Supposedly Putin promised to the prime minister of Israel that he would not be killed, but that was a long long time ago Hearing reports that it was publicly known that Putin was not even at the Kremlin on the date of the attack, so I don't think it was too serious an assassination attempt...
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May 3, 2023 20:32
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KakerMix posted:I'm sure Zelensky has been the target of constant assassination plots by Russia this whole time Enough for an entire wiki article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_attempts_on_Volodymyr_Zelenskyy Wikipedia posted:During the conflict there were conflicting accounts of the number of assassination attempts made against Zelenskyy. Presidential advisor Podoliyak referenced the issue while speaking to the Ukrainian Pravda news outlet, saying, "Our foreign partners are talking about two or three attempts. I believe that there were more than a dozen attempts"
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May 3, 2023 20:33
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Here's a fun read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_deaths_of_Russian_businesspeople_(2022-2023) And a list of smoking accidents: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022-2023_Russian_mystery_fires
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May 3, 2023 20:33
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lol +2 more "fall from apartment"
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May 3, 2023 20:36
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KakerMix posted:I'm sure Zelensky has been the target of constant assassination plots by Russia this whole time But this time they mean it!
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May 3, 2023 20:38
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hahaha holy poo poo
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May 3, 2023 20:41
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HonorableTB posted:Here's a fun read: I figured this is what causes things like that missile attack a few days ago since it made no strategic sense Whoever is making decisions in the military is feeling real anxious that they broke their army on a city that never mattered in a draft surge that has now completely failed. So realizing they are losing ground and need more troops the generals want to look important and proactive and are trying to not trip out of a window somewhere for failure
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May 3, 2023 20:44
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free hubcaps posted:Putin has so many body doubles everytime you kill one (even the real one) another one pops up like a game of false dmitri whackamole Putin's just a series of Matryoshka dolls. Every time you kill him, a smaller Putin emerges.
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May 3, 2023 20:45
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HonorableTB posted:hahaha holy poo poo Can't wait to see what incredibly racist disguise Bond wore in this one!
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May 3, 2023 20:46
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Strategic Tea posted:Can't wait to see what incredibly racist disguise Bond wore in this one! Blyat. Yakov Blyat.
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May 3, 2023 20:53
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kemikalkadet posted:Putin's just a series of Matryoshka dolls. Every time you kill him, a smaller Putin emerges. However the smaller Putin's appetite for horse cum is no less than the discarded larger Putin shell
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May 3, 2023 20:54
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Ah, comrade, my shamanistic ritual failed because the toad suffered from lead poisoning and the lead then crystallized through the back of my patient's skull. It's a sad result of environmental pollution. But that's unironically one of the more plausible ones, chugging toad poison is currently popular among the brain-dead trend chasers with "alternative medicine" inclinations
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May 3, 2023 20:57
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https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1653833362274918434 New American military aid package announced. 155mm howitzers are included, which should make up for those lost to loitering drones.
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May 3, 2023 21:06
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Yup https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1653862329916817411
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