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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

Well yes I'm working off the assumption that voter ID is functionally pointless other than as a method of vote suppression.

Which it is. It's a solution to a problem that doesn't even exist: in the last GE there were exactly seven claims of personation, and none of them had any supporting evidence. But it's also a solution to a problem that does exist, if you're a Tory - large demographic groups that don't vote for you.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Tesseraction posted:

No he is the arch-nemsis of Foxman in this scenario, for he is Shovelman.

Baseball bat, smdh

H2Omelon
Aug 31, 2009
My only choices on the ballot are Tory, Lib Dem, and some party called "National Housing Party - No More Refugees" who I'm definitely not going to vote for. So Lib Dem it is.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
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I suppose I'm actually quite lucky I have some choices lmao

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Yep I had con or LD choice as well.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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H2Omelon posted:

National Housing Party - No More Refugees
I remember one running with "Black and White Unite - Zero Immigration"

I'm not quite sure what they think they're doing with those "National Bolshevik Front - Pan-Eurasian Anti-Imperialism" type names, other than signalling to everyone not to vote for them.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

Szmitten posted:

Doing nothing continues the 13 year status quo, vote for not-blue to help stir the pot and worry about ideological purity later.

a vote for labour is a vote for the status quo

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
chaos option: deliberately go without voter ID to be recorded as turned away

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

The local Labour Party have been blowing up my phone every day for fundraising until I eventually picked up told them Keith is anti union so I can’t support them (I thought to just cite one issue rather than go on a long one ) and they haven’t called since. My areas realistically between Tory and Lib Dem anyway.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

Convex posted:

chaos option: deliberately go without voter ID to be recorded as turned away

bonus tip: you can do this multiple times to run the numbers up!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
chaos option: vote tory

Ebola Dog
Apr 3, 2011

Dinosaurs are directly related to turtles!
I guess I'm going to vote labour as at least they are making moves to make the city more pedestrian and cyclist friendly. The conservatives (and commenters on the local paper) are rabidly pro driving anywhere and everywhere and think if you can't drive and park directly in front of a shop then the whole highstreet will die.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I have had conservative, labour and lib dem leaflets through the post. Jokes on them - I am not picking any coloured tory party.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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The tories in Leicester are pro free bus travel, and the uniting factor of every party except Labour is that they're against the elected mayor.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
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Ebola Dog posted:

I guess I'm going to vote labour as at least they are making moves to make the city more pedestrian and cyclist friendly. The conservatives (and commenters on the local paper) are rabidly pro driving anywhere and everywhere and think if you can't drive and park directly in front of a shop then the whole highstreet will die.

I don't really wanna give away where I live even though I think I might have already said but yeah this is a pretty big deal around here as well and it's like the one thing that has a noticeable effect on me personally

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said
we had only green or tory here in leafy berkshire, which was very strange. not even a solitary lib dem.

the green candidates were all from like 'The Willows, Mountbatten Close, Little Fiddlebottom' while teh tory candidtes were all 'Flat 4, Terence Dicks Building, Western Industrial Estate' very values voice virtue

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Convex posted:

chaos option: deliberately go without voter ID to be recorded as turned away

I was wondering about this, whether these numbers would be recorded and reported on, and what the feedback might be?

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I've got the choice of Traditional Unionist Voice, DUP, Sinn Féin, SDLP, Alliance, Conservative,, Green Party, The Workers Party, Socialist Party NI and People Before Profit.

lol at those last 4 likely splitting a few hundred votes between them.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

I was wondering about this, whether these numbers would be recorded and reported on, and what the feedback might be?
On paper yes, but it's being gamed on purpose.

https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1652970477076324356

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Great take:

https://twitter.com/MutzUk/status/1654082131079884801?s=20

because going to vote a few minutes walk from home is just exactly like getting on a plane to fly 3000 miles.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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If I were going to make a hot take about voting, I would probably pick a country where the army didn't undo an election within the past decade because they didn't like who won.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Great take:

https://twitter.com/MutzUk/status/1654082131079884801?s=20

because going to vote a few minutes walk from home is just exactly like getting on a plane to fly 3000 miles.

https://www.bbc.com/news/explainers-64877005

From BBC:

quote:

What documents can you use as photo ID?

They include:

passports
driving licences
Older or Disabled Person's bus passes
Oyster 60+ cards

You can use out-of-date ID as long as you look the same.

So either the BBC is wrong, or someone is denying this person a vote.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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https://twitter.com/Short2Cjs/status/1654065322654154757

A boken man is a man who got so piss drunk that he boked down his shirt and pants, I guess?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

happyhippy posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/explainers-64877005

From BBC:

So either the BBC is wrong, or someone is denying this person a vote.

From his twitter profile picture, I'm not sure which one he is, but presumably Malcolm is the 3 year old so thats why his bus pass was no good and he needed the passport to vote.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Hmm my driver's license and passport photo look nothing like me anymore, concerning. Going to vote and taking my dennis the menace fan club membership card wish me luck

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Guavanaut posted:



A boken man is a man who got so piss drunk that he boked down his shirt and pants, I guess?

No, it's a man who fights with a staff. And I agree, I can't think of anything more frightening than a Boris Johnson training montage.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Convex posted:

chaos option: deliberately go without voter ID to be recorded as turned away

Are they actually tracking that?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Mega Comrade posted:

Are they actually tracking that?

Yeah, they don't want non-gammons to vote

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
Yes but I'd have thought tracking how many people you turn away would only reflect negatively on them, so they won't bother.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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They are tracking it, but wrong on purpose.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

Why would Peston, a nominal journalist, be "undermining" Starmer when he's not subservient to him? Are they complaining that he's reporting on something actually happening?

No such thing. Especially not in the case of Peston who's the son of a Baron.

Although they might have been getting mad that Boaby Pesto is a Labour Peer and won't be biased the way they want him to be.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Guavanaut posted:

They are tracking it, but wrong on purpose.

Yeah I can't click that, it just fails.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
I can't decide which is worse run, the united kingdom or elon musk's twitter

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
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Basically JoMo's saying if someone's hanging outside asking people if they have ID then those who go home as a result aren't recorded. Only the people who actually get to the desks are

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Convex posted:

I can't decide which is worse run, the united kingdom or elon musk's twitter

I can turn off twitter

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

https://uk.unofficialbird.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1652970477076324356#m

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

happyhippy posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/explainers-64877005

From BBC:

So either the BBC is wrong, or someone is denying this person a vote.

Unless he is under 60 trying to use a bus pass!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Jedit posted:

I can't think of anything more frightening than a Boris Johnson training montage.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nO9fza8Vyw





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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Jedit posted:

Johnson training montage.

:jackbud:

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