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Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

https://twitter.com/tiredactor/status/1651696744575430656?s=46&t=JXrw5HuxrTONHNUp-8TYkQ

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

gbut posted:

I see a full circle.

You’re a replicant.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Arivia posted:

You’re a replicant.

Turn the circle over, it can't do so on its own

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

I don't know that I've ever been more irrationally pissed off at a video than when I saw this.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

credburn posted:

I don't know that I've ever been more irrationally pissed off at a video than when I saw this.

Turn on your monitor

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Inceltown posted:

It could easily go in the favourite tweets thread as that is very easily a favourite tweet.

:tipshat: I think I only knew of the "idiots on social media" thread but the favourite tweet one is so much better!

In other content, sounds help/hurt:

https://i.imgur.com/yuLTs3W.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/wN8gUJ0.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/YFY9nXr.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/hD1Uzi7.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/4mTh9o5.mp4

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





It does. Thank you

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

https://www.wsaz.com/2023/05/02/tourists-following-gps-directions-mistakenly-drive-suv-into-harbor-witnesses-say/

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Oi!

Ya can't park there, mate.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

This is violence:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

dialhforhero posted:

This is violence:

yes, that man is clearly drowning

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

quote:

Good Samaritans say the tourists misunderstood GPS directions to a manta ray excursion, and their GPS led them straight into the harbor.

IDK sounds like appropriate directions to a manta ray excursion to me

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



:sickos:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The advance in auto tune tech really is amazing.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


There's 32 pieces of pepperoni and 8 slices of pizza. It was perfectly feasible to cut it into 4 pepperoni slices. :(

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

burexas.irom posted:

There's 32 pieces of pepperoni and 8 slices of pizza. It was perfectly feasible to cut it into 4 pepperoni slices. :(

But than the better, superior people, wouldn't of gotten five.

Ideal one would have six and another one, just to really help sort out everyone true worth as a person

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

[this pizza was found to be unconstitutionally gerrymandered and was rejected]

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Comic sans ultra is a sick band name.

It’s also what you’d name a troll version of comic sans that has serifs

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






I drank this IPA, it's good.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



No IPA is good.

mod edit: lol, when you accidentally edit a post rather than quote it. There was nothing nefarious aside from stupid button havers here

Somebody has a new favorite as of 04:54 on May 5, 2023

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

SpacePig posted:

[this pizza was found to be unconstitutionally gerrymandered and was rejected]

Overturned by SCOTUS 6-3.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




rydiafan posted:

No IPA is good.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

rydiafan posted:

No IPA is good.

:hmmyes:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Ben Franklin, the hot thot of thought

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

rydiafan posted:

No, IPA is good!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

SpacePig posted:

[this pizza was found to be unconstitutionally gerrymandered and was rejected]

[Doesn’t matter, it’s Ohio, they ran with it anyway]

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


rydiafan posted:

No IPA! Is good!

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

rydiafan posted:

No, I P. A! is good!

Reverence
Nov 1, 2009

SpacePig posted:

[this pizza was found to be unconstitutionally gerrymandered and was rejected]

everyone knows you cut around the peps

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Leon Sumbitches posted:

I drank this IPA, it's good.

That looks like a pastry stout to me

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
50% accurate depiction.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Reverence posted:

everyone knows you cut around the peps

Yeah but you gotta also consider the number of them. 8 slices at 4 peps per slice. It's not like they're unevenly distributed across the whole thing, either. Cut not just with care, but with consideration.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
If you only have a small baby's pizza roller as in the picture you must cut around the pepperoni so as not to have them lift and twist into the hub or guard of the roller. But to calculate the path to give equal numbers of pepperoni even if equally distributed becomes a challenge and you will naturally mess up and have some inequality.

A pizza scimitar can cleanly sever the pepperoni and if the pepperoni are evenly distributed, the slices will naturally equalize without needing to complete the travelling pepperoni salesman problem with your pizza roller.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Each pepperonus must remain intact

herr brau
Dec 20, 2005

relax, a photo's not gonna make any difference


rydiafan posted:

No IPA is. Good!

Pandaal
Mar 7, 2020


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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Data Graham posted:

Each pepperonus must remain intact

I’m going to circumcise every pepperoni on your pizza and you can’t stop me

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