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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Wonder if it works on Spam.

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Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Where you even get a giant unsliced bologna? Just ask for the whole log behind the deli counter?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Interesting that that's a hard thing to find for some. Here you can find those in every store. I actually like to chop them up into cubes and toss them in with a batch of fries in the deep fryer.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

AARD VARKMAN posted:

not foreign but w/e. has narration

https://i.imgur.com/ZHq660E.mp4

All countries are foreign to someone.
looks delicious.

edit:
Now I wonder if the Meetwursti (Finnish Salami) would work similarly?

Issaries fucked around with this message at 17:29 on May 3, 2023

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Issaries posted:

All countries are foreign to someone.
looks delicious.

edit:
Now I wonder if the Meetwursti (Finnish Salami) would work similarly?


Seems you could do this with pretty much any sausage. There's a lot of recipes for smoked sausage, and a lot more using it as a main ingredient.

St_Ides
May 19, 2008

AARD VARKMAN posted:

not foreign but w/e. has narration

https://i.imgur.com/ZHq660E.mp4

I am genuinely surprised that this is not available in every bar in Newfoundland. 60 percent of all the bologna sold in Canada is to the Atlantic provinces, which are a whole 7 percent of the population.

I'm not even from there and I want to try it.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

His Divine Shadow posted:

I would like to know how to make said wrap at home. Like the bread itself I mean, what's it called, need recipes.

It looks like normal flatbread. Probably cooked over charcoal or a wood fire but you can make them at home. I like this recipe but there's a bunch of different ways to make them - https://www.inspiredtaste.net/46128/no-yeast-flatbread/

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
What's the charred thing that's peeled off the chicken?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Jelly posted:

What's the charred thing that's peeled off the chicken?
Looks like banana leaf or similar.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Issaries posted:

All countries are foreign to someone.
looks delicious.

edit:
Now I wonder if the Meetwursti (Finnish Salami) would work similarly?


If that's summer sausage, imo it would just shrivel up and dessicate.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

His Divine Shadow posted:

I would like to know how to make said wrap at home. Like the bread itself I mean, what's it called, need recipes.

It looks like Yufka, it is simplified to normal no-yeast flatbread. To get it to actually look like that you need a special oven.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Issaries posted:

All countries are foreign to someone.
looks delicious.

edit:
Now I wonder if the Meetwursti (Finnish Salami) would work similarly?


No you need something with a high moisture content, salami wouldn't work. Closest to bologna would be something like leberkase, mortadella, or even Spam.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The Spam Bloomin' Onion is making me dizzy

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Spam rulea

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The only difference between (American) bologna and (American) hot dogs is diameter.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Konar posted:

Where you even get a giant unsliced bologna? Just ask for the whole log behind the deli counter?

Go to the deli counter and ask them to cut you a log to length you specify no problem. This will work in almost any deli counter/butcher shop in America. The hard part will be clearly communicating what you want to the guy with the knife. Alternatively, you can buy the giant log all in one go

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:

Go to the deli counter and ask them to cut you a log to length you specify no problem. This will work in almost any deli counter/butcher shop in America. The hard part will be clearly communicating what you want to the guy with the knife. Alternatively, you can buy the giant log all in one go

It’s a chub not a log. Like your mom’s dildo.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Issaries posted:

All countries are foreign to someone.
looks delicious.

edit:
Now I wonder if the Meetwursti (Finnish Salami) would work similarly?


Nah I don't think that's the right kind of sausage, it's real salty, strongly flavored and fatty, meant to be used sparingly. I can't imagine just eating a big chunk of that.

Use a lauantaimakkara or sininen lenkki.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

VictualSquid posted:

It looks like Yufka, it is simplified to normal no-yeast flatbread. To get it to actually look like that you need a special oven.

I wonder if a baking steel would help.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
You can buy big Bologna for fairly cheap even in places where you usually can't find Bologna. That one is 2.5kg:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I'm gonna buy the big balogna

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U461sJrvbGc

This may have been posted already. But its good.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Without the mayo (?) on it'd be perfect for me.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I'll take the extra mayo (?) zone didn't want

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm sorry, it only comes with the mayo (?). Therefore, I will take possession of it.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Smugworth posted:

I'm gonna buy the big balogna

ur a big balogna

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


kru posted:

ur a big balogna

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Bologna.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/XZdCv2G.mp4

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


My biggest complaint is the Heinz BBQ sauce

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Also, everything else about that

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




His Divine Shadow posted:

I would like to know how to make said wrap at home. Like the bread itself I mean, what's it called, need recipes.

Honestly it just looks like lavash covered in cooled/hardened melted cheese

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
It looks bruised when it comes out of the fryer

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


Ya gotta be kidding me

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

he goes from no gloves to gloves between cuts, immersion ruined.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
At this point I’m down for anything that isn’t covered in a gallon of mayo.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

At this point I’m down for anything that isn’t covered in a gallon of mayo.

I'll take this guy's gallon of mayo :yum:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


One time when I was a kitchen toiler a guy I worked with was finished breaking down chickens which included removing the skin

Naturally he deep fried them skins and they were loving delicious with a little salt

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
It bothers me that he didn't turn the mashed potato over before putting it in the bowl.

The fact that's the thing that bothers me the most indicates I've been looking at this thread for too long.

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Gath
Sep 23, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=868-8X3L9ww


I give you meat board.

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