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Stop or the hockey mod will come and close us down. this time they'd be right
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May 5, 2023 03:57
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You think they'd torpedo a thread over a few jokes?
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May 5, 2023 03:58
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wins32767 posted:I'm beginning to dread not reading another thread. eugh, this one is so gnarly
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May 5, 2023 04:12
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Time to give this thread das boot.
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May 5, 2023 04:27
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I, a fairly standard lurker that only reads this subforum on SA, have no idea what the preceding jokes are about. Someone want to fill me in, or is it just a bunch of puns I don't get?
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May 5, 2023 04:33
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May 5, 2023 04:36
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Tiny posted:I, a fairly standard lurker that only reads this subforum on SA, have no idea what the preceding jokes are about. Someone want to fill me in, or is it just a bunch of puns I don't get? I'll ping you later.
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May 5, 2023 04:37
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Tiny posted:I, a fairly standard lurker that only reads this subforum on SA, have no idea what the preceding jokes are about. Someone want to fill me in, or is it just a bunch of puns I don't get? It’s only two puns really. Submarines sink underwater. They make dives. They are known as subs for short. And dreadnoughts were the most modern type of battleship pre WW1.
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mllaneza posted:I'll ping you later. That's just not right. Being subtle when someone is asking for help is hitting below the waterline.
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Tiny posted:I, a fairly standard lurker that only reads this subforum on SA, have no idea what the preceding jokes are about. Someone want to fill me in, or is it just a bunch of puns I don't get? Much like a submarine, everything is happening over your head
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ulmont posted:And dreadnoughts were the most modern type of battleship pre WW1. One of the British navy's biggest anxieties during WWI was their big beefy dreadnoughts getting torpedoed by subs. You could say the pun had some layers.
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May 5, 2023 04:40
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mllaneza posted:I'll ping you later. we must give this poster a wide berth
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ulmont posted:And dreadnoughts were the most modern type of battleship pre WW1. Fun fact, HMS Dreadnought's only combat action was ramming and sinking a German submarine.
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May 5, 2023 04:44
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Parkingtigers posted:Well, they wanted the guy who had sunk the most time into his career. Ah, it's this as the original flashpoint. That was the context I was missing, I'll go back to lurking now. Carry on, gentlemen.
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May 5, 2023 04:44
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Tiny posted:Ah, it's this as the original flashpoint. That was the context I was missing, I'll go back to lurking now. Carry on, gentlemen. Run silent, run deep, my friend.
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May 5, 2023 04:48
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mllaneza posted:I'll ping you later. Tiny posted:Ah, it's this as the original flashpoint. That was the context I was missing, I'll go back to lurking now. Carry on, gentlemen. You are indirectly responsible for me going into convulsions. Bravo Zulu.
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May 5, 2023 05:07
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Tiny posted:Ah, it's this as the original flashpoint. That was the context I was missing, I'll go back to lurking now. Carry on, gentlemen. My apologies. I promise I won't be Donitz again.
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May 5, 2023 05:11
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Submarine puns? On page 688? Gentlemen, this is beneath you.
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May 5, 2023 05:21
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Plenty of new posts in this thread and for sure many things happening under the surface just now.
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May 5, 2023 05:28
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Do submarines have a "WOOP WOOP PULL UP!" alarm when approaching crush depth?
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I can't fathom a reason why they wouldn't.
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bennyfactor posted:Submarine puns? On page 688? Gentlemen, this is beneath you. Stay classy, Los Angeles.
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bennyfactor posted:Submarine puns? On page 688? Gentlemen, this is beneath you. When it gets to page 949 it will never see the light of day again.
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wins32767 posted:That's just not right. Being subtle when someone is asking for help is hitting below the waterline. Below the belt also works I think
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Very funny to me that Prigozhin decides to show a literal field of corpses, but also to bleep out swearwords.
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Cugel the Clever posted:Do submarines have a "WOOP WOOP PULL UP!" alarm when approaching crush depth? Only if they're not in the deep sound channel
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mllaneza posted:Fun fact, HMS Dreadnought's only combat action was ramming and sinking a German submarine. The RN's new SSBN class is also Dreadnought, with some other very ally names
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Cugel the Clever posted:Do submarines have a "WOOP WOOP PULL UP!" alarm when approaching crush depth? It's a WOOP WOOP PULL DOWN and it goes off when you are too close to the surface. I just assume some goons have a similar alarm for when they're about to make either a good post or life decision.
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Cugel the Clever posted:Do submarines have a "WOOP WOOP PULL UP!" alarm when approaching crush depth? I think all of the gauges start exploding, and rivets start shooting like bullets.
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spankmeister posted:I think all of the gauges start exploding, and rivets start shooting like bullets. nah man that's just movies, you just go *WHUMP* and then you are a smushed beercan, when water finds a way into the people tank at that depth the people tank goes crunch real quick.
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May 5, 2023 09:26
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So Prigozhinbowl is on: Bakhmut withdrawal bluff or truth?
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May 5, 2023 10:16
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He's been threatening it for a few weeks and the general consensus so far has been 'it will be regarded as mutiny if he does it' but who the gently caress knows right now.
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Force de Fappe posted:So Prigozhinbowl is on: Bakhmut withdrawal bluff or truth? The real question is "can they hold it?" If their supplies are so low and their manpower so exhausted, they're probably really loving brittle and hanging on to what they have by their fingernails. The only reason they're really advancing at all is the Ukrainians are withdrawing, as it's not worth holding any longer.
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orange juche posted:The only reason I'm pretty sure there's more to this than one reason... Some of them completely unreasonable.
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orange juche posted:nah man that's just movies, you just go *WHUMP* and then you are a smushed beercan, when water finds a way into the people tank at that depth the people tank goes crunch real quick. also once the pressure hull collapses and water starts making its way in you will probably be blended by high pressure water jets. Beats drowning, IMO
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Stultus Maximus posted:Reading this in Werner Herzog's voice. Wagner Hatehog
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Stravag posted:Dunkin Doenitz Mods?!
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Carth Dookie posted:also once the pressure hull collapses and water starts making its way in you will probably be blended by high pressure water jets. The entire sub becomes a rapidly collapsing cavitation bubble, and the temperature inside of those is incredibly high. You'll be crushed, blended, and flash fried faster than the speed of sound. A hell of a way to go, but at least it happens faster than you can experience it.
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