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# ? May 4, 2023 13:51 |
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https://i.imgur.com/hhGlgFK.gifv
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# ? May 4, 2023 13:57 |
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Is that a tick or a spider who's rally bad at reading a map?
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# ? May 4, 2023 14:43 |
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By popular demand posted:Is that a tick or a spider who's rally bad at reading a map? Congrats on posting dog mouth that's grosser than my dog's. At least until we figure out a way to post smells
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# ? May 4, 2023 15:41 |
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wesleywillis posted:Tornado most likely. No, there is no joke. Possibly tornado, but the area it in was like a mini dump. A bunch of trash in the middle of a huge empty pasture. . .and a house.
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# ? May 4, 2023 16:37 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:No, there is no joke. Possibly tornado, but the area it in was like a mini dump. A bunch of trash in the middle of a huge empty pasture. . .and a house. The great Midwestern garbage patch.
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# ? May 4, 2023 16:59 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:The great Midwestern garbage patch. Most of Kansas can be called that
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# ? May 4, 2023 17:36 |
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Smik posted:It's almost a story. Pizza hut guy looks a LOT like our forums superhero Kirk Johnson.
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# ? May 4, 2023 18:51 |
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# ? May 4, 2023 21:52 |
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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7225281733636279579
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# ? May 5, 2023 00:38 |
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This is a foot fetish video.
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# ? May 5, 2023 00:54 |
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Waltzing Along posted:This is a foot fetish video. Well it is now
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# ? May 5, 2023 03:08 |
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Pasta Crimes. https://twitter.com/worrystonee/status/1653513196915884034?s=46&t=JXrw5HuxrTONHNUp-8TYkQ come oooonnn, five pages of increasingly bad pasta puns
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# ? May 5, 2023 03:19 |
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# ? May 5, 2023 03:23 |
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Spaghett outta here, we've moved pasta that by now
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# ? May 5, 2023 03:24 |
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Busket Posket posted:Pasta Crimes. That looks like way more than 3 lbs
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# ? May 5, 2023 03:56 |
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Mauser posted:That looks like way more than 3 lbs 3lbs after she was done eating
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:05 |
wait, is that cooked what the gently caress
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:05 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:wait, is that cooked Presumably it was just left out in the rain.
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:13 |
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Frank Frank posted:Presumably it was just left out in the rain. only a rookie pasta detective would assume that
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:15 |
pinching a macaroni between thumb and forefinger, rolling it until it disintegrates this ain't aldente. we gotta nail the sick bastard did this
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:24 |
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Does anyone find it a bit sus that a lady that goes by the name "pasta girl", just happens to be the one telling us about this? Now I'm not saying she did it or anything, just that someone should probably lock her up before she strikes again.
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:26 |
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Looks like whole wheat pasta, that's where it belongs dumped on the ground
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:28 |
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Okay so looks like we have two suspects now.
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:30 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:pinching a macaroni between thumb and forefinger, rolling it until it disintegrates Looks like the perp learned how to cook pasta the same way my mother does: boil until mush, then serve
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:42 |
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*dumping 200 gallons of sauce off the turnpike* welp, got no need for this anymore
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# ? May 5, 2023 04:56 |
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We go live to the witness who came upon this crime scene…
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# ? May 5, 2023 05:20 |
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What mad god would allow this to happen. *sigh* it just isn't worth it anymore...
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# ? May 5, 2023 06:01 |
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Not really all that cursed, it'll biodegrade without releasing pollutants in the environment. More baffling that someone would cook a huge container of pasta and just throw it out, people usually come for free food.
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# ? May 5, 2023 06:32 |
it's def gonna rot and pollute the stream with rancid rat turds and mold
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# ? May 5, 2023 06:34 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:it's def gonna rot and pollute the stream with rancid rat turds and mold Making a lot of assumptions about other peoples' pasta recipes here
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# ? May 5, 2023 06:36 |
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Also do you have the recipe? Like it could be good!
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# ? May 5, 2023 06:42 |
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Someone took fetish pictures lounging in a hot tub full of squirmy pasta and dumped 'em afterwards
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# ? May 5, 2023 07:05 |
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Genuinely probably someone doing one of thode "look im sat in sll this pasta!!!" For tik tok and not knowing how to deal with thw results because theyre a 18 year old zoomer with more internet money than sense. Kinda like that time one of them filled their pool with orbeez and didnt know how to get rid of them so they got their friends to help him flush them for hours, till the entire sewer line for the neighbourhood was completely blocked and the city had to dig up the roads to fix it.
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# ? May 5, 2023 07:09 |
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Xlorp posted:Someone took fetish pictures lounging in a hot tub full of squirmy pasta and dumped 'em afterwards Let's find them and laugh at them, no?
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# ? May 5, 2023 07:15 |
RickRogers posted:Let's find them and laugh at them, no? Stay out of my browser history!
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# ? May 5, 2023 07:34 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:
lmao
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# ? May 5, 2023 08:15 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:Stay out of my browser history! *Oodles of noodles *Gushing noodles *Pasta plug *Fat tiity big lasagna sheets
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# ? May 5, 2023 08:48 |
Big noodles, big life!
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# ? May 5, 2023 09:41 |
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Nowher posted:lmao e: Edited and English subs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue8g9xKFi4s Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 10:10 on May 5, 2023 |
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