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Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

https://i.imgur.com/hhGlgFK.gifv

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Is that a tick or a spider who's rally bad at reading a map?

RedSnapper
Nov 22, 2016

By popular demand posted:

Is that a tick or a spider who's rally bad at reading a map?
The former, probably

Congrats on posting dog mouth that's grosser than my dog's.

At least until we figure out a way to post smells

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

wesleywillis posted:

Tornado most likely.

Or did I miss :thejoke:

No, there is no joke. Possibly tornado, but the area it in was like a mini dump. A bunch of trash in the middle of a huge empty pasture. . .and a house.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

PureEvil6_13 posted:

No, there is no joke. Possibly tornado, but the area it in was like a mini dump. A bunch of trash in the middle of a huge empty pasture. . .and a house.

The great Midwestern garbage patch.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

TotalLossBrain posted:

The great Midwestern garbage patch.

Most of Kansas can be called that

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Smik posted:

It's almost a story.




Pizza hut guy looks a LOT like our forums superhero Kirk Johnson.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7225281733636279579

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

This is a foot fetish video.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Waltzing Along posted:

This is a foot fetish video.

Well it is now :mad:

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
Pasta Crimes.

https://twitter.com/worrystonee/status/1653513196915884034?s=46&t=JXrw5HuxrTONHNUp-8TYkQ








come oooonnn, five pages of increasingly bad pasta puns

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Spaghett outta here, we've moved pasta that by now

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

That looks like way more than 3 lbs

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

Mauser posted:

That looks like way more than 3 lbs

3lbs after she was done eating

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
wait, is that cooked

what the gently caress

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

SniperWoreConverse posted:

wait, is that cooked

what the gently caress

Presumably it was just left out in the rain.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Frank Frank posted:

Presumably it was just left out in the rain.

only a rookie pasta detective would assume that

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
pinching a macaroni between thumb and forefinger, rolling it until it disintegrates

this ain't aldente. we gotta nail the sick bastard did this

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Does anyone find it a bit sus that a lady that goes by the name "pasta girl", just happens to be the one telling us about this? Now I'm not saying she did it or anything, just that someone should probably lock her up before she strikes again.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
Looks like whole wheat pasta, that's where it belongs dumped on the ground

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Okay so looks like we have two suspects now.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

SniperWoreConverse posted:

pinching a macaroni between thumb and forefinger, rolling it until it disintegrates

this ain't aldente. we gotta nail the sick bastard did this

Looks like the perp learned how to cook pasta the same way my mother does: boil until mush, then serve :yum:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

*dumping 200 gallons of sauce off the turnpike* welp, got no need for this anymore

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
We go live to the witness who came upon this crime scene…

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
What mad god would allow this to happen. *sigh* it just isn't worth it anymore...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not really all that cursed, it'll biodegrade without releasing pollutants in the environment.

More baffling that someone would cook a huge container of pasta and just throw it out, people usually come for free food.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
it's def gonna rot and pollute the stream with rancid rat turds and mold

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SniperWoreConverse posted:

it's def gonna rot and pollute the stream with rancid rat turds and mold

Making a lot of assumptions about other peoples' pasta recipes here :stare:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Also do you have the recipe?

Like it could be good!

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Someone took fetish pictures lounging in a hot tub full of squirmy pasta and dumped 'em afterwards

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Genuinely probably someone doing one of thode "look im sat in sll this pasta!!!" For tik tok and not knowing how to deal with thw results because theyre a 18 year old zoomer with more internet money than sense.

Kinda like that time one of them filled their pool with orbeez and didnt know how to get rid of them so they got their friends to help him flush them for hours, till the entire sewer line for the neighbourhood was completely blocked and the city had to dig up the roads to fix it.

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Xlorp posted:

Someone took fetish pictures lounging in a hot tub full of squirmy pasta and dumped 'em afterwards

Let's find them and laugh at them, no?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

RickRogers posted:

Let's find them and laugh at them, no?

Stay out of my browser history!

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags

Drone_Fragger posted:



Kinda like that time one of them filled their pool with orbeez and didnt know how to get rid of them so they got their friends to help him flush them for hours, till the entire sewer line for the neighbourhood was completely blocked and the city had to dig up the roads to fix it.

lmao :owned:

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Radio Paranoia posted:

Stay out of my browser history!

*Oodles of noodles
*Gushing noodles
*Pasta plug
*Fat tiity big lasagna sheets

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Big noodles, big life!

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

e:
Edited and English subs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue8g9xKFi4s

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 10:10 on May 5, 2023

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