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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Didn’t that get exposed as fake

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

History Comes Inside! posted:

Didn’t that get exposed as fake

IDK, I don't think any human being can watch it past two seconds so no-one actually knows what's in it.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
This is the first time I''ve heard of waterbeads.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

A kinda strange guy in my town gave us uncooked lasagna noodles at halloween one year

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
No offense tone, but you could have chose a more... discreet location for dumping. Now the cops are asking questions

By popular demand posted:

people usually come for free food.

I mean I like free food but I wouldn't go that far

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

1980s: woodsporn
2020s: naturemacaroni
2060s: ???

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


mama mia

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
The mob's dumping grounds for bad pasta

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I am already AI-poisoned enough that I assumed the photos were fake. Everything is fake

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.
The Rotini Houdini strikes again.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




What would they charge the perp with anyways? Crimes against pasta?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Have we ever considered that maybe italians turn into piles of pasta when they're whacked

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Takes No Damage posted:

What mad god would allow this to happen. *sigh* it just isn't worth it anymore...



This may be as terrible place as any to drop this pun:

Why did the French chef kill himself?
He lost the huile d'olive.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

His life was just so full of pain.

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Cocaine Bear posted:

His life was just so full of pain.

Ooh, nice. I'm stealing that in case someone answers correctly next time.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
A day late, but what does Star Wars, Disco and the French have in common?

This .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTL86oEmwOI

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

Have we ever considered that maybe italians turn into piles of pasta when they're whacked

*mob boss mumbles* put im out to pasture

Vinny Ten-fingers: weird request, but okay

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Liquid Chicken posted:

A day late, but what does Star Wars, Disco and the French have in common?

This .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTL86oEmwOI

Meco did the disco Star Wars single first. John Williams got jealous of its success and tried to do the same with his disco Close Encounters single. Worked about as well as expected.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Dave Syndrome posted:

This may be as terrible place as any to drop this pun:

Why did the French chef kill himself?
He lost the huile d'olive.

Oh my god

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/flieldy/status/1654566904798015488?s=20

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

To be fair this is apparently the guy who founded the company

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


*gay girly screaming*

Did he switch from French to German to swear a bunch?

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009


a child named Gleb

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

it's the 'New member' that makes it

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Liquid Chicken posted:

A day late, but what does Star Wars, Disco and the French have in common?

This .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTL86oEmwOI

What is the curse? That this is better than any star wars media since Empire? So kind of a reverse curse where this illustrates just how bad star wars and star wars fandom is. If so then :bravo:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Jedi owns, sorry.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Milo and POTUS posted:

The Last Jedi owns, sorry.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Captain Hygiene posted:

The Last Jedi owns, sorry.

This is too cursed for the cursed thread

Mistayke
May 7, 2003


https://nypost.com/2023/05/05/neighbor-knows-who-dumped-pounds-of-pasta-in-old-town-nj/

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Milo and POTUS posted:

Jedi owns, sorry.

No, it's actually a bad movie for babbies. Your nostalgia has overcome your maturity.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Nope, it's a great movie and Empire is for sad sacks with baby cocks

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Jedi Fallen Order was a good game, and performance issues aside, the sequel seems like it's even better.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

koshmar posted:

This is too cursed for the cursed thread
Nah The Last Jedi owns and people who get big mad about it are hilarious.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

mind the walrus posted:

Nah The Last Jedi owns and people who get big mad about it are hilarious.

No

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Wait a minute, I don't even like the good star wars

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Apparently this is real per Conan

https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/1654662465408360448?s=20

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I get the orange lightsaber because I'm the hero and also they bundle the preorder bonuses with the regular game now.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

This is the first time I''ve heard of waterbeads.

They're actually pretty neat. Was at a work thing once where they had them in the flower vases on the tables. They're squishy and feel like they should be wet but they're not. Just don't flush a box down the toilet and you'll be fine.

Crab Dad posted:

*gay girly screaming*

Did he switch from French to German to swear a bunch?

He seems to alternate screaming merde and schizer at the little balls, I guess he's just bilingual :shrug:

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/JustinWhang/status/1654521744562987011

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