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Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


:mufasa:

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Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

That would probably be pretty scary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmaxKQrcvQ

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/n1QgID7.mp4

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe
maybe i just like me a capable woman but that is about a thousand times more attractive than a chick getting her vehicle stuck and needing a manly man with a manly truck with a manly winch to pull her out

it even has a touch of mud wrestling if you cant completely let go of the misogyny youve been programmed with like me

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Sexual Lorax posted:

maybe i just like me a capable woman but that is about a thousand times more attractive than a chick getting her vehicle stuck and needing a manly man with a manly truck with a manly winch to pull her out

it even has a touch of mud wrestling if you cant completely let go of the misogyny youve been programmed with like me

My first thought was to check to see if this was the schad thread to make sure that doesn't end up going horribly wrong. We each react a bit differently I guess.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sexual Lorax posted:

maybe i just like me a capable woman but that is about a thousand times more attractive than a chick getting her vehicle stuck and needing a manly man with a manly truck with a manly winch to pull her out

it even has a touch of mud wrestling if you cant completely let go of the misogyny youve been programmed with like me

Are you saying you're not a Car Stuck Girls subscriber??

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

mobby_6kl posted:

Are you saying you're not a Car Stuck Girls subscriber??

that is exactly what i am saying and apparently what i had in mind without knowing what to call it

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Where the gently caress is the air intake on that thing?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bike tory posted:

Where the gently caress is the air intake on that thing?

Much like pigs, quad bikes can breathe through their buttholes when submerged.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


bike tory posted:

Where the gently caress is the air intake on that thing?

Under the seat, as high as possible

Necrobama
Aug 4, 2006

by the sex ghost

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Under the seat, as high as possible

Just like me!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

[I would simply not have driven the quad bike into the mud pit.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


OwlFancier posted:

[I would simply not have driven the quad bike into the mud pit.

Well you wouldn't be much fun at a driving the quad into the mud pit event, which is what's happening there.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/WYKybSG.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/KptvEaS.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
They go all the way up

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Non Compos Mentis posted:

They go all the way up

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

lmao

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

https://i.imgur.com/Bkrx1Yz.mp4

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


https://i.imgur.com/xY2pTgU.mp4

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006

love that movie

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

tyrelhill posted:

love that movie

What movie is this? I'm bad at actors.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Beachcomber posted:

What movie is this? I'm bad at actors.

Top Secret!

skyelevator
Apr 12, 2020

Beachcomber posted:

What movie is this? I'm bad at actors.

I'm afraid I can't tell you, it's top secret

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

skyelevator posted:

I'm afraid I can't tell you, it's top secret

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
The underwater bar fight in that movie is maybe the most impressive choreographed fight that exists.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Val Kilmer had such amazing promise in his youth. It's a shame he was just such a phenomenal rear end in a top hat egotist fuckface for his mid-career.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/9hLcOvU.mp4

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
Thanks to this thread my wife and I watched Top Secret! tonight. I don't know if it's because I first saw Airplane! when I was in high school, but TS didn't hold a candle. It had a couple of decent gags but that's about it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Watch the two Hot Shots movies, much better.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
My wife doesn't like the kind of comedy in these films. Is it, like, absurdity? I'm not sure what to call it.

I love her anyway.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Cartoon Man posted:

Watch the two Hot Shots movies, much better.

Are those the ones with Leslie Nielsen?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

hooah posted:

Are those the ones with Leslie Nielsen?

Charlie Sheen

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Beachcomber posted:

Charlie Sheen

Oh, right, the hockey movies. I've seen the first one, but don't remember much about it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

hooah posted:

Are those the ones with Leslie Nielsen?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

hooah posted:

Oh, right, the hockey movies. I've seen the first one, but don't remember much about it.

No, Hot Shots is a Top Gun parody and then the sequel is a Rambo parody.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I definitely enjoyed Hot Shots! part Deux more than the 1st.

Then again it may have been because of the memory of my friend shoving Junior Mints up his nose as the movie started and having them melt, so he spent the 1st half of the movie blowing chocolate & mint out of his nose.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Android Apocalypse posted:

I definitely enjoyed Hot Shots! part Deux more than the 1st.

Then again it may have been because of the memory of my friend shoving Junior Mints up his nose as the movie started and having them melt, so he spent the 1st half of the movie blowing chocolate & mint out of his nose.

https://i.imgur.com/BD06nG8.gifv

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
If you like those you will probably like Loaded Weapon.
Emilio Estevez, Samuel Jackson,, Tim Curry...others!

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Hot Shots Part Deux is exactly what comes to mind when I think of a movie I'd rent from the gas station specifically because of the box art. That technique honestly didn't fail that often. I even enjoyed Dracula Dead and Loving It, but I was a stupid kid then.

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
All this talk of old movies really makes me want to watch Harry Knuckles again...

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