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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Sorry but I couldn't resist.


https://soundcloud.com/dapper-732995873/elevenlabs-2023-05-06t02-43-12000z-celestia-xll70xyd758sswqvnj5b

i made this. it couldnt pronounce tsar. but lol

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Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
Gonzo Gonzalo Lira gone like Elian Gonzales

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

At this point this war feels like it's one of my first vichy 2 campaigns where I just go to war with a bunch of really small countries way too fast and eventually get into a war of containment which I couldn't possibly hope to do anything against but could only defend my ports for as long as my tech would last.


It looks like Russia is trying to convert all of their rupees to another currency hastily.


I'm just not sure what to make of prigohzins order that he is pulling out of the region. Like it's very confusing because there's so many different options that could be occurring all at once that would make this decision even possible. Then again we could all see so many crazy different alternatives that could occur because of it. Like it feels really wild to know May 10th is 5 days away and there could be an absolute and utter collapse of cohesion at bakhmut. I mean can you imagine what is about to happen? What Wagner is leaving behind? The man is standing on a pile of bodies in one of these videos he posted. Like this guy is literally doing the fascist thing that I thought we might see as the war progressed. Is one of Putin's main competitors. I mean the whole war is being done to appease the fascists who like Putin dream of return to the Russian Empire.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 07:11 on May 6, 2023

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

At this point this war feels like it's one of my first vichy 2 campaigns where I just go to war with a bunch of really small countries way too fast and eventually get into a war of containment which I couldn't possibly hope to do anything against but could only defend my ports for as long as my tech would last.


It looks like Russia is trying to convert all of their rupees to another currency hastily.

I can see why they are trying to hastily change their currency if they find themselves dealing in rupees

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

PC LOAD LETTER posted:

He answered the door like that though.

I'm a slob at home too but even I'd at least wear a hat when answering the door if my hair was lovely looking.

The thing with sexpats is they don't see the people in the countries where they've chosen to be a nuisance as people, but as slaves to their superior Western self. So no reason to worry about basic decency.

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i would do a lowtaxpointing.jpg but im too stupid to figure out layers

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

lmfao

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


Lol

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007


:five:

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





BLYAT!!! BLYAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Goldblyat cookies are expensive, no wonder the mobiks have to crowdfund

Cabal Ties
Feb 28, 2004
Yam Slacker

Now add the ms paint behind the door

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
Story of allegedly downed Kinzhal missile continues, after official denial, commander of air forces confirms it

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1654742797725868036

Dwesa fucked around with this message at 09:11 on May 6, 2023

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



Lmao, soy prigozhin is genuinely perfect

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1654757570412699648
Get hosed.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Get hosed shouty goblin man

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


The virgin prigozhin and his soy ""army"" versus the gigachad zelensky and the armed defence forces of ukraine

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1654770260308811776
We've come a long way from Kyiv in three days. Now it's "scatter air defense across the country and hope nothing important actually gets droned", while your lawmakers start saying that private enterprises should buy their own air defense because Russia can't protect everything.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Disco Pope posted:

I'm sorry, but I think you got "Mulan'd"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1654770260308811776
We've come a long way from Kyiv in three days. Now it's "scatter air defense across the country and hope nothing important actually gets droned", while your lawmakers start saying that private enterprises should buy their own air defense because Russia can't protect everything.

They will buy them from the army lol

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1654803604635615232

Oh no, anyway.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Dwesa posted:

Story of allegedly downed Kinzhal missile continues, after official denial, commander of air forces confirms it

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1654742797725868036

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

:blyat:

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1654219971369619461
Don't always believe what you read. Russians have the habit of making up offensives they can say they repulsed while ukraine lost a lot of gear, and 2 NATOs and 3 Zelenskys were defeated and captured.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1654770260308811776
We've come a long way from Kyiv in three days. Now it's "scatter air defense across the country and hope nothing important actually gets droned", while your lawmakers start saying that private enterprises should buy their own air defense because Russia can't protect everything.

Are they really?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1654219971369619461
Don't always believe what you read. Russians have the habit of making up offensives they can say they repulsed while ukraine lost a lot of gear, and 2 NATOs and 3 Zelenskys were defeated and captured.

Russia: "We have blown up all 700 himars systems provided to ukraine"
USA: "We only made 300 total and only gave ukraine 50 of them"
Russia: "as normal, more typical western propaganda to deny russias amazing successes in this operation"

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Charlz Guybon posted:

Are they really?

https://www.newsweek.com/russian-companies-build-own-air-defense-systems-drones-1791507

quote:

Abandoned by the Kremlin, Russian companies are being forced to fend for themselves as fears grow of Ukrainian attacks on Russian soil in Vladimir Putin's full-scale invasion of the neighboring country.

Andrey Kartapolov, head of Russia's State Duma Defense Committee, has told Russian companies to build their own air defense systems, saying that the Ministry of Defense's funds "are focused on covering important state and military facilities."

His remarks, on March 4, came days after explosions were reportedly heard near a military airbase used by Moscow's forces close to the Ukrainian border, and as reports emerged of drones over Russian soil. Air defense systems have been erected on top of several defense and administrative buildings in the capital, Moscow, including on the roof of a building used by the Russian defense ministry.

But Russian companies fearful of attacks will have to install their own defensive systems, they have been told.

"There are fairly inexpensive means of combating unmanned aerial vehicles that every self-respecting corporation can purchase and put on their facilities," said Kartapolov.

Kartapolov said the Ukrainian military and NATO intelligence are aware of the approximate locations where Russia has set up its air defenses.

"That is, they roughly know where our air defense systems are located, and it is quite possible to launch a drone along the route so that it passes not only bypassing the terrain, but also bypassing the same air defense areas," he said.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/PigLazer/status/1654585167137079298?s=20

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Now in fairness, Tobermory 12 yo is very nice.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


From Imgur today, source: https://imgur.com/gallery/0bfD3TI






Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Also from Imgur today:


Source: https://imgur.com/gallery/uYbZoyf

That’s some Tom Clancy poo poo.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

So....ah...the Russian government is now telling corporations to buy their own Air Defense Artillery and sensor systems to defend their buildings and property?


NOW we're living in a cyberpunked...punk.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Comstar posted:

So....ah...the Russian government is now telling corporations to buy their own Air Defense Artillery and sensor systems to defend their buildings and property?


NOW we're living in a cyberpunked...punk.

nice username/post combo there Jerome Blake

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Its actually pretty funny because giving civilians access to that is just going to result in local gangs being able to steal 30mm aa systems to blow eachother up with and rob banks and things. Bring on the Russia mafia technicals.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1654827883590819841
45 defenders of Mariupol are coming back home.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I can't believe the Russians have taken out ANOTHER Goku :negative:

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

Drone_Fragger posted:

Its actually pretty funny because giving civilians access to that is just going to result in local gangs being able to steal 30mm aa systems to blow eachother up with and rob banks and things. Bring on the Russia mafia technicals.

I’m guessing it’s more like commercial-grade drone jammers

Which I don’t know would work on anything but the smaller quadcopters

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

one step closer to battletech

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Well, seems that no-one got any great ideas during the Charles III's coronation that happened today in London.

The Russia we all know and loath would have sent a nuclear bomber squad to exercises in Atlantic and "accidentally" take a flight path that goes over London right when the event takes place requiring RAF to scramble.

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zone
Dec 6, 2016

Der Kyhe posted:

Well, seems that no-one got any great ideas for the Charles III's coronation that happened today in London.

The Russia we all know and loath would have sent a bomber squad to exercises in Atlantic and "accidentally" take a flight path that goes over London right when the event takes place.

I'd be amazed if one of those ancient rattletraps could make the halfway point of such a provocation, given their poor condition with the sanctions not helping.

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