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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Flakey posted:

That'd be Scheitposter or Strontposter.

TRAP SPRUNG



EDIT: oh what a terrible snype

https://twitter.com/CraftyCatDad/status/1654470577674137600?s=20

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

I had an online professional development class, and one of the other teachers (for third graders) was a Mrs. Reathard.

Not a good match, those kids will be merciless.

MrUnderbridge has a new favorite as of 19:17 on May 5, 2023

mystes
May 31, 2006

I'm not sure that's exactly material for the cute thread

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


lmao at fixing your terrible snipe with a tweet from a suspended account.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

MrUnderbridge posted:

I had an online professional development class, and one of the other teachers (for third graders) was a Mrs. Reathard.

Not a good match, those kids will be merciless.

I once had a teacher called Richard Head, and out of a school of a few thousand teenagers not one person made the obvious joke because he was so genuinely supportive and friendly to everyone

That might count as kind of heartwarming? I know a lot of people got opportunities they wouldn't have otherwise because he helped them

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Inceltown posted:

lmao at fixing your terrible snipe with a tweet from a suspended account.

:catstare:

https://twitter.com/greenleejw/status/1654556541247270913?s=20

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

wow what a eel-good tweet

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://twitter.com/kennedytcooper/status/1653771846230343680?s=20

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






















Here’s the guide: https://imgur.com/gallery/9J4B6KP

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/HTlYsMP.mp4

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Lovely danger noodles

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I'm always happy to see more cute reptiles in the thread.


lmao, I've never seen a cat try to play this way before. That's adorable.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

PurpleXVI posted:

I'm always happy to see more cute reptiles in the thread.

lmao, I've never seen a cat try to play this way before. That's adorable.

https://i.imgur.com/L16JssF.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/C4jliXv.mp4

mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 10:04 on May 6, 2023

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
My cat likes to rough house, but obviously her teeth and claws tend to come out during it and my weak human flesh can only tolerate so much of that.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

1stGear posted:

My cat likes to rough house, but obviously her teeth and claws tend to come out during it and my weak human flesh can only tolerate so much of that.

welding gloves

$7 - https://www.harborfreight.com/welding-gloves-39664.html

Theyre usually softer leather than the dirt cheap gardening gloves and more puncture resistant to boot.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Dictionary, irresistible -y; see .mp4

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
This guy was rescued as a kitten and gotten big fast. He seems happy in his new home (someone thought it belongs in a museum!) and thriving in his enclosure. Not sure if it will stay or what.



Someone else's pic of it being smaller (not necessarily cuter, IMHO)



quote:

The bobcat kitten, then weighing just 3 pounds, was found by members of the public in the wild near Portland. Biologists with the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife had hoped an adult bobcat had just left the kitten to feed and would return. They put the tiny bobcat back where he was found, but another person brought it back six days later.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/CBKKNFK.mp4

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/UfBng8N.mp4

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

I once had a teacher called Richard Head, and out of a school of a few thousand teenagers not one person made the obvious joke because he was so genuinely supportive and friendly to everyone

That might count as kind of heartwarming? I know a lot of people got opportunities they wouldn't have otherwise because he helped them

There was a guy in my town who was so great that are named ball field after him. His name is Harry Ball. So we have a Harry Ball ball field, and I have not heard one person make a joke about it. It’s a really great field with electronic scoreboards, bathroom facilities, and a snack bar.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Best royal procession I've seen today

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/rNEVOdh.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

And they said,”Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” All the way home.

all little piggies went to the playground

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/hxNjgzV.mp4

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

I wonder if that man knew he would be monitored that day

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I am fervently hoping that that lizard has been recently fed & is digesting.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
:catstare:

https://i.imgur.com/6OybQJJ.mp4

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
:lol:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

https://i.imgur.com/ZaDXNoy.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/iYYqYMN.mp4

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Kittens doing the side walking thing always makes me smile.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/cincinnatizoo/status/1655649139906994215?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


i own every Bionicle posted:

I wonder if that man knew he would be monitored that day

:xd:

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012


Congratulations, General Electric Credit Union. You've given birth to a healthy litter of foxes.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

i own every Bionicle posted:

I wonder if that man knew he would be monitored that day

I was like,”ah, lizards snoopervise as well…wait, that’s a monitor, isn’t it?”

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/GNfYp8q.mp4

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10

Claw machine spits out smaller claw machine.

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Bear got a hangover:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rud9ihgLsS1ykp17t.mp4

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