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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
That sounds really nice :)

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

just casually mentioning my drug abuse to the internet to get me cool points

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

satanic splash-back posted:

just casually mentioning my drug abuse to the internet to get me cool points

Drugs own nerd

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

satanic splash-back posted:

just casually mentioning my drug abuse to the internet to get me cool points

Drew Barrymore definitely remembers his D.A.R.E officer's name. A gram of mushroom chocolate is not "drug abuse". And Marijuana and psilocybin are legal here. I haven't touched anything but cigarettes and booze in 6 weeks and now I can finally relax. I earned it. Go gently caress yourself.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


satanic splash-back posted:

just casually mentioning my drug abuse to the internet to get me cool points

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

This is a terrible vibe for doing drugs

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I just got home from lobbying our district's reps and eating tacos at an old friend's house. Time to complete the vibe with a nice little bong hit.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I tried to taper off tramadol the last week

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I was ultimately unsuccessful

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

kntfkr posted:

Drew Barrymore definitely remembers his D.A.R.E officer's name. A gram of mushroom chocolate is not "drug abuse". And Marijuana and psilocybin are legal here. I haven't touched anything but cigarettes and booze in 6 weeks and now I can finally relax. I earned it. Go gently caress yourself.

lmao go post more about ayahuasca and how that totally fixes your brain imo

drugs can be cool but conspicuously posting about them is lame and seems more like seeking approval and im worried about my posting buddies

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

I just got home from lobbying our district's reps and eating tacos at an old friend's house. Time to complete the vibe with a nice little bong hit.

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

Ew.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



Gross.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ew. That's gross.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

Ew. That's gross.

YOU'RE GROSS.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

YOU'RE GROSS.

Wanna make out?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



Ew.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Gross.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
what in sam hill is happening in MY THREAD?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


buglord posted:

what in sam hill is happening in MY THREAD?

You're gross.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

buglord posted:

what in sam hill is happening in MY THREAD?

Ew.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Smugworth posted:

You're gross.

Wrong poster

E: gdi quote != Edit

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Wrong poster

E: gdi quote != Edit

:yeshaha:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Ya like jazz?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

No one likes jazz

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dick Fontaine posted:

No one likes jazz

I like Hugh Jazz

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

I like Hugh Jazz

Ew.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I like small butts and I cannot tell the truth

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I"m tired of your persecuting Hugh. He's a perfectly niec guy once you get to know him. It's not his fault that his parents made some lovely chouces vis-a-vis his name.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
i went to a renaissance faire today and it was really cool. i got to see jousting, sword swallowing, and throwing-ball-into-a-target-to-activate-the-dunk-machine things all for the first time in person. i also should have worn a hat because my scalp hurts from that much sun. i thought being brown would protect me from sunburns, oops.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
What was the best and worst thing you saw there?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


buglord posted:

i went to a renaissance faire today and it was really cool. i got to see jousting, sword swallowing, and throwing-ball-into-a-target-to-activate-the-dunk-machine things all for the first time in person. i also should have worn a hat because my scalp hurts from that much sun. i thought being brown would protect me from sunburns, oops.

Being bald sucks I feel ya pal

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

You should have bought a wizard hat from the hat monger or whatever. It’s obviously what the gods wanted.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Charles Bukowski posted:

What was the best and worst thing you saw there?

best and worst was the sword swallowing. i really wanted to see that and when I did i was immediately disgusted and unnerved which was not at all a reaction i was expecting, but im very glad i witnessed it.

other good things: a dude cosplaying as a level 3 old school runescape newbie in default gear, another old school runescape guy carrying a rune pickaxe around with the 99 mining cape. the knight that did the jousting was incredibly cute.

oh i also watched some old people eat historically. they used special personal knives to get food off of platters and eat using these knives. it seems like some sort of eating utensil which doesnt exist anymore.you can tell the really old guy in this picture is probably gonna do this until he dies.



bad things: the two people in one piece cosplays

a horse shat itself with its butt facing me before it got ready to joust

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Imagine just being absolutely poo poo eyes drunk at one of these things and stumbling in, which frankly would be period accurate always

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
you get you a smoked turkey leg?

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
"poo poo honey, we forgot our period-appropriate headgear!"
"Quick, wear a tapestry for a hat and hope no one will notice!"

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Neophyte posted:

"poo poo honey, we forgot our period-appropriate headgear!"
"Quick, wear a tapestry for a hat and hope no one will notice!"
Holy moly I didn’t even notice that lol

AARD VARKMAN posted:

you get you a smoked turkey leg?

Nah I got a bratwurst thing and also tried sauerkraut for the first time. Kinda tart but I think it worked well with spicy mustard.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
fat renfaire dog is p good

like em would pet

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

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