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shelley
Nov 8, 2010

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

wtfuck is “mock cream”

a type of frosting or cake filling made with milk, butter, sugar, and vanilla extract

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

wtfuck is “mock cream”
cum

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Mock, or "fake", whipped cream. Because it looks like whipped cream but isn't. Don't know why you'd make it instead of whipped cream or buttercream.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Schubalts posted:

Mock, or "fake", whipped cream. Because it looks like whipped cream but isn't. Don't know why you'd make it instead of whipped cream or buttercream.

Post-war rationing.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Ayyy it's supposed to be the cream of the crop not the crud of the crapper!
Thank you ladies and germs I'll be here all evening!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I thought the arches of that jelly crown were puff pastry, which would be pretty OK.
They aren't, they are extremely stiff royal icing :barf:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

SlothfulCobra posted:

Anyway have a rare example of another country doing its take on english food.


Not quite sure what the wrapping is made of but that egg looks very good so I'd deffo try it.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Pookah posted:

I thought the arches of that jelly crown were puff pastry, which would be pretty OK.
They aren't, they are extremely stiff royal icing :barf:

You're not meant to eat them, you put them in a box and save them for the next corronation. They should have aged into a lovely golden hue by then.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I don't think they figured it might be 70 years until the next coronation.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Nettle Soup posted:

You're not meant to eat them, you put them in a box and save them for the next corronation. They should have aged into a lovely golden hue by then.

My parents did this with the top layer of their wedding cake - I think the tradition was that it could be served on the first anniversary, or the christening of first child. It was a rich fruit cake, so it would be absolutely fine after a year, as long as it was stored well.

It was not stored well.

When they opened the box, they found a perfectly normal-looking cake that was actually just a shell of royal icing. Mice had gotten in and had eaten all the cake and the almond paste Even they turned their noses up at the royal icing.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Which one of you was this

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Get a better husband

One who likes hot dogs

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
I have seen plenty of hotdogs in this and other threads that I would not be happy to have for dinner, but none that would make me poo poo-on-the-floor mad.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You think dude was maybe just waiting for an excuse to literally lose his poo poo? Like it could have been at the car shop the next day over some worn break pads?

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

yeah or someone calling them break pads

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


<not a car understander guy>

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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They're called break magazines

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

By popular demand posted:

<not a car understander guy>

The actual correct name for break pads is Stoperators.

See:
Carburettor
Alternator
Etc.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

NEED MAH ARRESTORS CHANGED

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

By popular demand posted:

<not a car understander guy>

breaking is what happens when you don't stop, braking is what happens when you do.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I once lived near a pedestrian underpass where the most prominent graffiti was "BRAKE THE LAW" I'm huge blue letters. I walked past that for years on the way to work and it made me smile every time.

Ghostse.cx
May 5, 2023

by Games Forum

No ring

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Schubalts posted:

Mock, or "fake", whipped cream. Because it looks like whipped cream but isn't. Don't know why you'd make it instead of whipped cream or buttercream.

It lasts a little bit longer.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Runa posted:

It lasts a little bit longer.

With respect, you never tried my personal cream.:perv:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Bottom left hand finger

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

FreudianSlippers posted:

I once lived near a pedestrian underpass where the most prominent graffiti was "BRAKE THE LAW" I'm huge blue letters. I walked past that for years on the way to work and it made me smile every time.

BRAKE? THE LAW!

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9tdBrpp1V0

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Ghostse.cx
May 5, 2023

by Games Forum

If you're not using melted cheese as burrito glue, why are you even eating a burrito?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
reading about hard tack as a child and how it would get infested with worms is one of my original anti food porn memories.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

uber_stoat posted:

reading about hard tack as a child and how it would get infested with worms is one of my original anti food porn memories.

Well, good news. He has an old enough piece to show of the worms before eating it.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Lol, I saw the title and thumbnail and just knew it was gonna be hardtack.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

This is violence.


This is... strangely appealing? Burrito hull breaches are why I often just make or get a burrito bowl instead.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Just use a strip of moist rice paper

I'll take my research grant, please

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


I toast my burritos after rolling to make the lovely store bought tortillas tastier and to strengthen the.. hull integrity; and also to melt the cheese inside.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/PeterMcCormack/status/1655300145024491521

:stonklol:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


That's ham. :mad:

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Wagyu ham

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