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His appearance is theoretically leaning negatively towards the positive. BASED.AI 😂😂
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I was being a little harsh because I just watched the new episode of succession where we get an eccentric tech billionaire played by Alexander Skarsgaard. Not a fair comparison.
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May 8, 2023 07:16
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These moments of internet use were not regretted
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May 8, 2023 07:19
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The standard argument against fat shaming people in power is that they will never hear you but your fat friends will. That's a fair position to take but in Elon's case he will 100% be exposed to it provided you post it online. And your fat friends will see worse poo poo online so your offense won't register.
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May 8, 2023 07:19
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Viscous Soda posted:For whoever runs the Twitter account, probably. oh even more dire than I thought, great
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May 8, 2023 07:21
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Ciao Wren posted:The standard argument against fat shaming people in power is that they will never hear you but your fat friends will. That's a fair position to take but in Elon's case he will 100% be exposed to it provided you post it online. And your fat friends will see worse poo poo online so your offense won't register. Truly, no behaviour is more cursed than namesearching oneself. Elon is addicted to it, which is why, should you still have a Twitter account, you should absolutely get him mad.
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May 8, 2023 07:25
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Every Tweet via blue check must include a nutrition macro backed up by the, " fake woke news,"
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May 8, 2023 07:26
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As a weirdly-pale lumpy dude: we don't claim him.
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May 8, 2023 07:35
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Captain Hygiene posted:You would prefer another Elon, a thicc Elon? awful posture e: applied the block extension to this tweet to discover that @slashdot is a subscriber lmao
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May 8, 2023 07:36
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Ciao Wren posted:The standard argument against fat shaming people in power is that they will never hear you but your fat friends will. That's a fair position to take but in Elon's case he will 100% be exposed to it provided you post it online. And your fat friends will see worse poo poo online so your offense won't register.  I'd say its 50/50 that Leon has seen this actual threadedit ps Leon you got moobs, even Kevin Smith lost weight!!!
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May 8, 2023 07:39
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I don't say this lightly, but looking at Elon, some people should absolutely let their mum dress them. Even if she is a complete moron, as in his case, she would still do better than that.
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May 8, 2023 07:39
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The Saddest Rhino posted:e: applied the block extension to this tweet to discover that @slashdot is a subscriber lmao Well that's no surprise
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May 8, 2023 07:42
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He's got that Kuato sfx puppet chest
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May 8, 2023 07:50
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Sorry to hear about that. Any way we can increase your unregretted minutes? Just shove me down the stairs and wire up my corpse to sing "Don't worry; be happy"
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May 8, 2023 08:17
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GreenBuckanneer posted:Why do homophobes think so much about sucking cock or other gay behaviors It truly is baffling. https://twitter.com/nrduford/status/1652729117249351682 These motherfuckers just keep coming up with these elaborate scenarios which would somehow make it OK or the logical thing to do something gay. My dudes, you can just do it, it's 2023, it's OK. If you want to experiment, go experiment. Live your best life.
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May 8, 2023 08:18
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It's sad because it is literally so easy. Go and have your dick sucked by a man/suck a dick if you are curious. Or if somebody offers and you are not just say "No thanks". Sexual insecurity is one hell of a mind poison.
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May 8, 2023 08:32
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Honestly, some might say its too easy now. Really took the thrill of the hunt out of the game.
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May 8, 2023 08:38
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:It truly is baffling. Yeah, but you're not gonna get $5000 for sucking dick. That's pure fantasy. For that price you gotta sail out to international waters and commit unspeakable acts. See me if interested.
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May 8, 2023 08:41
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My key takeaway here is this genie is into some weird stuff
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May 8, 2023 08:42
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he's such a weird-looking lumpy pile of poo poo, he would have to pay me a shitload of money to get near that or maybe buy me a horse
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Captain Hygiene posted:You would prefer another Elon, a thicc Elon? https://twitter.com/PBJelly99/status/1654934832504516608?t=XHlUyTvutWnkVpf-FLCHKg&s=19
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:It truly is baffling. 
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May 8, 2023 09:18
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Jestery posted:Lol how he stands there waiting for the Tesla door to rise up It's amazing that he makes fun of people for being NPCs because that is the most NPC action I have seen an actual human being make. It's like he just shuts down for a couple of seconds while his car door gradually opens.
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May 8, 2023 09:19
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a pipe smoking dog posted:It's amazing that he makes fun of people for being NPCs because that is the most NPC action I have seen an actual human being make. It's like he just shuts down for a couple of seconds while his car door gradually opens. It's the most un-self-aware projection of the whole bunch of the psycho-nutters accusations of the 'left'.
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May 8, 2023 09:33
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Captain Hygiene posted:You would prefer another Elon, a thicc Elon? Lol, imagine being so scared of the press you have your hat tucked down and fold yourself up into the car away from the door like it's somehow gonna confuse and hide your identity as the richest man on the planet and biggest loser on the Internet.
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May 8, 2023 09:37
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Jesus loving Christ. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1655332770598604802?cxt=HHwWhMC-ic6Y9vgtAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1655335615502712832?cxt=HHwWgIC8oZq-9_gtAAAA
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May 8, 2023 10:11
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Lol, imagine being so scared of the press you have your hat tucked down and fold yourself up into the car away from the door like it's somehow gonna confuse and hide your identity as the richest man on the planet and biggest loser on the Internet.
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May 8, 2023 10:22
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Jesus loving Christ. People stopped sending people to asylums because it was seen as inhumane (also costly). Leave it to Elon to suggest a solution that is equal parts stupid and expensive.
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Ghostlight posted:i believe he's turning around to pay attention to a child that his assistant has loaded into the baby seat on the other side of the car. Could be, but he seems determined to keep that hat brim obscuring his face the entire time.
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evilmiera posted:People stopped sending people to asylums because it was seen as inhumane (also costly). Leave it to Elon to suggest a solution that is equal parts stupid and expensive. And also because Ronald Reagan decided it would be cheaper to just throw all the mentally ill people onto the streets
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:It truly is baffling. What if Jeff Bezos showed up and offered you his fortune but you had to suck his dick and take a facial everyday for a week haha I mean this is all hypothetical, obviously. What if tho btw not gay
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May 8, 2023 12:09
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Results! "better" was at 54% when I posted the poll yesterday only 1.5 million votes for an account with 138 million followers lol zero lessons will be learned
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What a spectacular self own
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23 million views and less than 2 mil votes lol His numbers have gone down like a brick
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