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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Mock me as you will, but what are the numbers after each description?

Even for the US, I'm guessing they aren't giving a kid 8 cheeseburgers.

The price. Fancy places don't bother with the $.

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Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

It helps divorce "number" from "price" so diners are more likely to spend more.

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Never seen menu prices without the $.

Learned something new.

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AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

ya gotta go to a more upscale place than denny's

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Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

are burgers cheaper than $8?? burgers around here are like $10-12

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CraigSlice: Sep 23, 2005; : )

Lazy_Liberal posted:

are burgers cheaper than 8?? burgers around here are like 10-12

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Those are kids burger prices not regular burger stuff.

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Ferdinand the Bull: Jul 30, 2006

Also that might be in pounds not us dollars

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Also, it's from 5 years ago.

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

In the before times, when the food was so much.

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Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Also that looks like a room service menu, where prices are divorced from reality anyways

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

*opens minibar, takes out kid-sized cheeseburger*

No you fool!

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Data Graham posted:

*opens minibar, takes out kid-sized cheeseburger*

No you fool!

It's been three days, it's the size of a child and getting well past due, and you're clearly not gonna finish it!

Next time order something sane for dinner while on holiday, Data Graham! :colbert:

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BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

Kids either eat free or their meal is $10 for two chicken strips, there is no in between

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`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

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Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

`Nemesis posted:

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Isepic: May 7, 2002

Lemniscate Blue posted:

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Wheeler W Wetherby

Sep 30, 2004

Has an O-level in camel-hygiene
Can count up to 4

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Never seen menu prices without the $.

Learned something new.

The less price information, the fancier the place.

$9.99: slop for the plebs
$10: good enough for lunch
10: you can take a date here
- : if you have to ask, you can't afford it

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Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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Soul Dentist posted:

Yeah it's because it's transposed from "Concert C" to B Flat for many wind instruments. Somebody with a better memory for theory class can tell us why it wasn't A#

Because A# major would have 10 sharps, a pretty impressive feat for a scale with only 7 notes.

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theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Wheeler W Wetherby posted:

The less price information, the fancier the place.

$9.99: slop for the plebs
$10: good enough for lunch
10: you can take a date here
- : if you have to ask, you can't afford it

MP - good luck, chump

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CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Wheeler W Wetherby posted:

$29.99: slop for the plebs
$30: good enough for lunch
30: you can take a date here

This is closer to reality imo. At least in America. What's a Jimmy John's sandwich think it's doing costing 20 dollars.

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Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Wheeler W Wetherby posted:

The less price information, the fancier the place.

$9.99: slop for the plebs
$10: good enough for lunch
10: you can take a date here
- : if you have to ask, you can't afford it

"It's market price! That means it's fresh."

# ? May 8, 2023 18:08

Beast Pussy: Nov 30, 2006; You are dark inside

Ferdinand the Bull posted:

Also that might be in pounds not us dollars

8 pounds of cheeseburgers is a lot of food. I don't think a kid could eat that, even an American kid

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Hirayuki posted:

"It's market price! That means it's fresh."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXrQYWbbIs

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

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Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

DrBouvenstein posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXrQYWbbIs

I couldn't find my Atlanta quote. :C

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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Ferdinand the Bull posted:

Also that might be in pounds not us dollars

Or Australian or Canadian dollars, or even a non-anglosphere currency.

Comedy option: bitcoins

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Phanatic posted:

Furious fist falls punctuating the reading of these sentences. Every period and tittle a sharp, meaty sound

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mobby_6kl posted:

This is... an Italy joke... ?

# ? May 8, 2023 19:08

thehoodie: Feb 8, 2011; "Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

credburn posted:

This is... an Italy joke... ?

Yes apparently it is a food crime to break spaghetti

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zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

credburn posted:

This is... an Italy joke... ?

Common mistake. It's the Mexicans who have something to prove about breaking spaghetti.

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HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

credburn posted:

This is... an Italy joke... ?

he breaka da spaghetti

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The swarthy Italians only take two things very seriously: spaghetti and the treaty they signed with Adolf Hitler when they officially joined forces with Nazi Germany in WW 2

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captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
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everyone makes fun of the French for surrendering

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