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Maybe they should have done this before the whole primate torture thing but I'm not an all-around science genius. https://twitter.com/neuralink/status/1638299507422113792?s=20
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Escape From Noise posted:Maybe they should have done this before the whole primate torture thing but I'm not an all-around science genius. They're simulating how to more efficiently torture the primates
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May 9, 2023 03:40
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Azhais posted:They're simulating how to more efficiently torture the primates Musk is convinced he needs to stop Planet of the Apes from happening.
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May 9, 2023 03:40
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ben shapino posted:Elon is a doodoo poo poo rear end fucker man 
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I suspect Elon musk is the kind of guy who eats the most expensive food in the very early episodes of the Worth It series where it is always some poo poo like normal ice cream or pizza but adorned with truffle shavings and gold flakes to inflate the value. Everyone would tell him to eat healthier or eat actually well crafted expensive poo poo that don't have a million calories per tsp but he keeps ordering the laziest indulgent thing Elon has talked lots about feeling mealtime is wasted time, I'd bet he's chugging Soylent.
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May 9, 2023 03:58
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Musk needs to start implanting human subjects with the Neuralink chip if he wants to get anywhere. Offer a Tesla and a lifetime subscription to Twitter Blue as compensation and he'll get some takers.
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Senor Tron posted:Elon has talked lots about feeling mealtime is wasted time, I'd bet he's chugging Soylent. assuming he's telling the truth (which, lol) how do you get fat from soylent? is he adding lard to them
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He thinks mealtimes are a waste of time for his employees, not himself.
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Escape From Noise posted:He thinks mealtimes are a waste of time for his employees, not himself. Eat your gruel and get back to coding, serf!
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Senor Tron posted:Elon has talked lots about feeling mealtime is wasted time, I'd bet he's chugging Soylent. This is just the dumbest poo poo ever. People who have convinced themselves that taking a break to eat a tasty meal, like even just a candy bar or a homemade sandwich, is a bad thing, are broken in ways I cannot comprehend. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 04:30 on May 9, 2023 |
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[Morosely eating a KFC Double Down at my desk]: There's got to be a better way!
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Why eat when you can just blow another line?
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I just can't help but think about how much my nutrient intake is taking away from the waking hours I give to my corporate overlords!
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C'mon you guys, Elon clearly knows good food when he sees it https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1595956011210182656
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As if he eats anything other than his own cum.
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Captain Hygiene posted:C'mon you guys, Elon clearly knows good food when he sees it Lolling, thinking of all the employees he forced to work through Thanksgiving.
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May 9, 2023 04:16
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If the employees perform well that day they can get flavor with their food.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:assuming he's telling the truth (which, lol) how do you get fat from soylent? is he adding lard to them
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I know people have wildly different work habits, than i do, but my breaks at work do so much to keep me from burning out, I can't imagine wanting to swap Teriyaki Tuesdays out for a quick chugging of sugar flavored cum before getting back to the grind.
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Ghostlight posted:a standard bottle of soylent is like 20% your daily calories but drinking 5 of them is 150% your daily fats.  oh and for those who still have a twitter account: https://twitter.com/_mrpussy/status/1654602724367818753
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The Saddest Rhino posted:assuming he's telling the truth (which, lol) how do you get fat from soylent? is he adding lard to them He got that weird torso doing HGH with out working out most likely. Probably some weirdo tech libertarian told him it will make him younger or some poo poo or got jealous of Bezos getting shredded and all the organs in his body enlarged. Look up HGH gut it causes them to have those weird trunky torsos.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This is just the dumbest poo poo ever. People who have convinced themselves that taking a break to eat a tasty meal, like even just a candy bar or a homemade sandwich, are broken in ways I cannot comprehend. loving military researchers the world over know enough to put some M&Ms or cookies or whatever in a MRE. In high stress situations there is real value to comfort food. You could abstractly just have some high calorie nutrient paste, but giving people a meal that increases their emotional satisfaction in addition to providing their dietary needs is superior to just fulfilling the quota of nutrients required to keep moving. Emotional needs are slightly more abstract, but they are still *needs*. Dumbshit sociopathic techbros trying to reinvent the wheel by denying their innate humanity.
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Captain Hygiene posted:C'mon you guys, Elon clearly knows good food when he sees it Things Normal Humans Say
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Deki posted:I can't imagine wanting to swap Teriyaki Tuesdays out for a quick chugging of sugar flavored cum before getting back to the grind. Nor should you. I spent several weeks on a liquid diet after having orthodontic surgery and it was loving miserable even though I was consuming drinks I normally liked. Everything about Soylent is just repulsive and stupid.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
I don’t really use or “get” Twitter but I don’t see any bot comments in the replies that this is supposed to be summoning?
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:I don’t really use or “get” Twitter but I don’t see any bot comments in the replies that this is supposed to be summoning? https://twitter.com/SmileForSalmon/status/1655611310090907651
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Who needs spend time eating or drinking when you can just put every employee on a toilet and attach them to an IV with a caffeinated nutrient rich liquid. When it's time for them to go home, you can even let them change their laptop background to a picture of a home they can dream about living in after they retire in their 80's. Just for a few hours, as a treat.
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Escape From Noise posted:Maybe they should have done this before the whole primate torture thing but I'm not an all-around science genius. why is the sim video jittering around like a 90s or ps1 game? also isnt precision surgery already a thing? and has been one of the major advancement in the last few decades or so?
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Deki posted:I know people have wildly different work habits, than i do, but my breaks at work do so much to keep me from burning out, I can't imagine wanting to swap Teriyaki Tuesdays out for a quick chugging of sugar flavored cum before getting back to the grind.  MATRIX CODING and cant stop until I optimize my firewalls
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Weed, Molly acid shrooms hash oil, DMT plug dealer I wish I had this on a shirt PCP, Adderall, Coke unban suspended account
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
This sounds perfect for the people who insist that Elon took care of all of the bots.
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I think part of it is the mentality that goes into being a billionaire and the inability to stop. I was always told you work hard in your 20s so you can have nice 30s. So I put my nose to the grindstone, skipped meals, worked many 100+ hour weeks and sacrificed a lot flying around from job site to job site. For most people, it's a suckers game. I'm about to turn 41, I'm barely scraping by on 450K, my mortgage is out of control, my husband won't let me gently caress him, I'm self medicating on an insane cocktail of drugs. I do have a good relationship with my kid. It makes more sense not to buy into the grindcore lifestyle. You'll still probably be broke-as-poo poo but you can embrace the grindrcore lifestyle which I've always found much more fulfilling.
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https://twitter.com/thismfpays/status/1655745578708418561 Twitter Blue subs are from another planet.
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if it's legitimate love the female body has ways to try and start the whole thing up
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no shade, wren
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FPzero posted:https://twitter.com/thismfpays/status/1655745578708418561 Vore fetishist?
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