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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Peggy Edson posted:

me, lolling at the GBS chat thread

fiance: what's so funny?

*panicking and closing app* oh it's nothing babe haha :mildpanic:

"PORN I WAS WATCHING PORN OK!?"

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

bagmonkey posted:

are you old people complaining about energy drinks, have you tried being less ancient lol what the gently caress is a caffeine crash

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
my partner is both aware I post here and also of my new username. we remain strong.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

my partner is both aware I post here and also of my new username. we remain strong.

living the dream

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Smugworth posted:

My wife uses the normal internet like Instagram not the internet for freaks and weirdos like SA

por qué no los dos

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
my s/o knows my username and that I post here and she thinks I'm a GBS superstar, it's pretty cool

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

If you get drowsy at work just learn how to sleep sitting up and go take a nap on the toilet.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

bird with big dick posted:

If you get drowsy at work just learn how to sleep sitting up and go take a nap on the toilet.

Bonus if they've got those timed lights in the bathroom that turn off after a while

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

gf crocodile is aware that i frequent an old person website where i sometimes get recipes or home renovation tips, but that's all she knows. she is extremely non-goony and i am horrified that i may leave a browser open and wind up having to explain kirk johnson or pig balls or w/e.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bird with big dick posted:

If you get drowsy at work just learn how to sleep sitting up and go take a nap on the toilet.

My brother in law who works at Samsung claims the Korean work culture treats falling asleep at work is viewed as a sign that you are working extremely hard and it's a good thing, so much so people will pretend to fall asleep

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Smugworth posted:

My brother in law who works at Samsung claims the Korean work culture treats falling asleep at work is viewed as a sign that you are working extremely hard and it's a good thing, so much so people will pretend to fall asleep

I pretend to sleep when reading your posts because it's hard work

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I pretend to sleep when reading your posts because it's hard work

*shakes a bowl of last night's spaghetti @ u*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i just say its a "sports forum" because people just go "oh ok" and leave it at that.

shan't detail about a pigs huge balls, goatse, etc. to a normal person with an unbroken brain

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Posting is a sport

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


bird with big dick posted:

If you get drowsy at work just learn how to sleep sitting up and go take a nap on the toilet.

i work from home. yesterday i was drowsy as well in the afternoon and went to take a nap. i ended up sleeping for 4 hours and missed standup

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The weather is beautiful today baby

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Saalkin posted:

The weather is beautiful today baby

yep. and it's being completely wasted by me sitting in this bullshit office

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yep. and it's being completely wasted by me sitting in this bullshit office

Very fail. I'm grabbing take out then I might go for a walk later

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I went for a walk to get a gyro. Very nice and thought about continuing the walk to my car and going home but alas.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Sitting inside, looking at the sunshine and green grass and shrubs outside, feeling the office vibes hard today. Can't wait to go cut grass

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
"I'm an epic, well known poster on the pig balls forums" -Me, IRL, 2023

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bagmonkey posted:

"I'm an epic, well known poster on the pig balls forums" -Me, IRL, 2023

This but 2018

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

you're still well known as gently caress to me, LAP

Cool Dude LAP

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bagmonkey posted:

you're still well known as gently caress to me, LAP

Cool Dude LAP

i had to look him up in saclopedia

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i had to look him up in saclopedia

I would cry if I ever humiliated myself enough to warrant an saclopedia entry. Though I did write one for my former forums enemy

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Just got a very fail massage at the Vegas airport. Also it appears many folks are suffering from head injuries.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Literally A Person posted:

I would cry if I ever humiliated myself enough to warrant an saclopedia entry. Though I did write one for my former forums enemy

I see this cry for help and I'm drafting an entry for you right now

no no, you don't need to thank me

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Smugworth posted:

My wife uses the normal internet like Instagram not the internet for freaks and weirdos like SA

YOU have a WIFE?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Luvcow posted:

I see this cry for help and I'm drafting an entry for you right now

no no, you don't need to thank me

I will get you.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Toxic Mental posted:

YOU have a WIFE?

I have a daughter too, they're great

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I cut the grass and it was good

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

satanic splash-back posted:

I cut the grass and it was good

I tilled out the garden bed, planting everything later this week :hmmyes:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Peggy Edson posted:

I tilled out the garden bed, planting everything later this week :hmmyes:

YOU have a GARDEN?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I would be more surprised if he didn't have a garden

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
AAUIGHHHFIIHHFHHHHGGGH I GOT DIARRHEA

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Nooner posted:

AAUIGHHHFIIHHFHHHHGGGH I GOT DIARRHEA

Nobody's surprised about this one.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nooner posted:

AAUIGHHHFIIHHFHHHHGGGH I GOT DIARRHEA

Take that, Nooner!!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

nooner pooping in solidarity and solid-arity with his infant child

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Nooner posted:

AAUIGHHHFIIHHFHHHHGGGH I GOT DIARRHEA

You rang?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Peggy Edson posted:

I tilled out the garden bed, planting everything later this week :hmmyes:

Hell yeah what you got going in? We got our peas and broccoli in already, probably get the tomats and other stuff in over the next two weeks.

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