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fartknocker posted:Also gently caress the Chicago Blackhawks, they don’t deserve anything good. The Chicago AM1000 (local sports) is a poverty station that has been banging the drums for the Hawks for a while. When Bobby Hull died they did a 3 hour 100% non critical talk circuit about him. Bobby fuckin Hull. The sex abuse is another angle of the same poo poo sandwich. The sex abuse alone is reason enough to hate the Blackhawks. The rest of the poo poo they regularly engage in is not considerably better.
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a sexual elk posted:I’m super scared cause I have native onions all over my yard in SoCal, but there’s a copycat that is super poisonous, same looking leaves and all Death Camas look similar but you can tell them apart pretty easily if you just learn what the differences are. The easiest one is that onions smell like onions, and death camas don't, at all. It also tastes bitter, doesn't have the brown wrap around the bulb, and has different flowers, but the smell thing is an easy one to rely on... just only eat onions that smell like onions.
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Multiple NHL teams did lesser things and got their 1st round picks stripped, yet sexually abusing one of their own players and covering it up is a nothingburger according to the league. After Chicago got announced, the ESPN talking heads were saying how he gets to play for a great sports city, and that it's great for the sport that he gets to be with a team with such a storied history, etc. and it's so loving gross. Hot Diggity! posted:https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/05/08/tampa-city-council-member-lynn-hurtaks-home-searched-by-fbi/ This feels weirdly targeted, if Tim Burke is talking to the press afterwards it means they didn't find anything arrest worthy.
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The blackhawks had a decade of sexual abuse? What happened? Are they the Catholic Church wtf?
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Ornery and Hornery posted:The blackhawks had a decade of sexual abuse? What happened? Are they the Catholic Church wtf? Content warning as it contains details of sexual assault: https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/32502466/chicago-blackhawks-sexual-assault-case-latest-updates-know-next
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Ornery and Hornery posted:The blackhawks had a decade of sexual abuse? What happened? Are they the Catholic Church wtf? Oh buddy
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IN A LIGHTER NOTE: Happy World Piccolo Day folks! 
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seiferguy posted:Multiple NHL teams did lesser things and got their 1st round picks stripped, yet sexually abusing one of their own players and covering it up is a nothingburger according to the league. ESPN also hosed up the lottery show and announced Columbus had fallen to the 3rd pick before going to commercial, when the card was actually shown after they came back. People in the NHL thread were already seeing what was coming. Ornery and Hornery posted:The blackhawks had a decade of sexual abuse? What happened? Are they the Catholic Church wtf? Yes. It’s also why a second name got X’d out on the Cup.
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I gave up on the Blackhawks after the investigations. gently caress them, I don’t need to watch hockey. They somehow got worse than the dollar bill years.
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It’s hard to be a parent when you are battling mental Illness. It’s like playing a video game with one hand off the controller all the time
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Pron on VHS posted:It’s hard to be a parent when you are battling mental Illness. It’s like playing a video game with one hand off the controller all the time Yeah it seems awful. You have a poo poo job and a small kid. You said that you haven’t had a fun weekend since like 2019?
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Pron on VHS posted:It’s hard to be a parent when you are battling mental Illness. It’s like playing a video game with one hand off the controller all the time It's hard enough for me to take care of two dogs, so I can't imagine how tough it is to have kids while going through that. Mental illness sucks!! It's also why I don't plan to ever have any kids, as kawaii as they are..
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Pron on VHS posted:It’s hard to be a parent when you are battling mental Illness. It’s like playing a video game with one hand off the controller all the time There is support out there! I hope you can get connected to it in your area
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Pron on VHS posted:It’s hard to be a parent when you are battling mental Illness. It’s like playing a video game with one hand off the controller all the time  Sorry man, good vibes your way.
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What's Bothering BJOT's Boomer Coworkers Today: Our company does not put flags at half-mast, a precedent set by the nearby school and other government buildings in town. If you're not going to take the time to properly adjust the flag you do not deserve to fly it. He was heated enough about it that there were multiple fucks included in the rant.
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Blowjob Overtime posted:What's Bothering BJOT's Boomer Coworkers Today: Nationalism is so loving stupid.
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Probably easier to just keep it at half mast instead of raising and lowering it every other week when there’s a new tragedy.
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Why even go half mast? Full boner the flag, all day every day. Real Americans don't flinch. 
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Pron on VHS posted:It’s hard to be a parent when you are battling mental Illness. It’s like playing a video game with one hand off the controller all the time A new 40k obsession will help, there's something in there that will tell you how to raise a kid. Maybe not the kid you want, but life isn't perfect. (good luck, I have no meaningful advice here other than sending you good vibes)
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Pron on VHS posted:It’s hard to be a parent when you are battling mental Illness. It’s like playing a video game with one hand off the controller all the time If it helps at all, you’re far from the only one, so don’t feel like you’re all alone. Parenting is tough as hell. Vent if you need to here, we’re glad to listen. 
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Why even go half mast? Full boner the flag, all day every day. Real Americans don't flinch. The really funny part is the reason he brought it up this time (apparently this has bugged him for quite a while) is the inciting incident was a cop getting killed. He was fine silently stewing for everything else, including when two kids from the high school across the street died in a car accident earlier this year, but now that we've crossed the line into cop disrespect it is TOO FAR.
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Trying to update my resume so I can find a new job, and I'm having trouble figuring out what to put down for the list of responsibilities on the job I'm doing now. Like, everyone always says to highlight your "achievements" on these things and I don't fuckin HAVE any achievements, I've been sucking rear end at this job since day one. Like, Summary of Achievements: • Showed up. • Wasn't fired for criminal behavior. • Seriously, how the gently caress do I polish this turd?
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Why even go half mast? Full boner the flag, all day every day. Real Americans don't flinch. Please tell your boomer coworker this and film the resulting aneurysm, BJOT
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Flag poo poo is so weird to me. Pure idolatry. Oddly from a heavily evangelical subset. I did enjoy all the upside down flags in my neighborhood on indictment day. A real rear end in a top hat litmus test.
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I. M. Gei posted:Trying to update my resume so I can find a new job, and I'm having trouble figuring out what to put down for the list of responsibilities on the job I'm doing now. You’re working with trees, right? Did you do any of the below? Mix and match as necessary. Advise clients on tree varieties, maintenance, and soil and space requirements Plant new trees and transplant young trees (backfill, stake, water, mulch) Test, monitor, and maintain soil conditions Inspect trees and shrubs for damage, disease, pests, and risks Assess tree size, age, and value Repair damaged trees and treat diseased trees Identify hazardous trees and make recommendations for removal Trim tree branches and prune tree limbs Remove dead, damaged, hazardous, and unneeded trees Provide stump grinding as needed Apply fertilizer and pesticide as needed Follow occupational health and safety rules Load and unload tools and equipment from work vehicles Prepare cost estimates and project budgets Coordinate service with customers and handle complaints professionally Accurately log billable hours using a time tracking app Manage job details, review daily tasks, and follow up with customers using our tree care app
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Multiple questions asked and answered to the clients satisfaction.
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Blowjob Overtime posted:What's Bothering BJOT's Boomer Coworkers Today:  My chud family ranted at Easter about how "they'll just put it at half mast for anything nowadays" implying that Biden was personally manipulating it or something Someone upthread joked that I should spend time with my mother instead of playing Zelda over the weekend but between that and then refusing to eat somewhere outdoors instead of an indoor Mother's Day banquet yeah no lol
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My parents told me that anti-trans legislation is feminist because “trannies are basically doing blackface”  I shut that poo poo down really quickly. The Murdochs should be tried at The Hague.
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Being a parent is awesome, except for all the ways in which it sucks rear end. Then again you easily invert the framing on that statement. I. M. Gei posted:Trying to update my resume so I can find a new job, and I'm having trouble figuring out what to put down for the list of responsibilities on the job I'm doing now. While you shouldn't outright lie on a resume, you can absolutely get away with a lot of embellishment.
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Why even go half mast? Full boner the flag, all day every day. Real Americans don't flinch. Salute the freak flag and do a bass solo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eak9xl0_-l0
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I don’t know anything about hockey except Admiral’s Games are fun, but my friend and I made a pact to be Wild fans, because the NHL is stupid and gave loving Florida where ice doesn’t even exist naturally a team instead of Wisconsin, and geographically we’re way closer to Chicago or Detroit but gently caress the Blackhawks and lol at becoming a Detroit fan etc etcCannonFodder posted:Make a BLT with tomatoes from your own garden and wonder why you haven't been doing that every year. Then you will do that every year. We are planning on this year but a few steps further. Not only are our tomato starters sprouting rapidly, we’re going to be planting lettuce, and in addition to homemade Mayo (everyone should do this instead of buying it IMO) the baker GF is going to make a sourdough loaf, and I’m going to cure and smoke a pork belly for bacon, so we can have as close to a fully homemade BLT as we can get.  I. M. Gei posted:Trying to update my resume so I can find a new job, and I'm having trouble figuring out what to put down for the list of responsibilities on the job I'm doing now. I don’t have any achievements  I just spiff up stuff I do on a daily basis and make it sound cool. At the end of the day most prospective employers probably would like to see what tasks your capable of doing rather than being Employee of the Month September 2018E: Also I just tried to buy a replacement HEPA filter for the air purifier in the living room and lmao that shits $60 so it got hucked in the bath tub and hosed down because uh-uh
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LeeMajors posted:My parents told me that anti-trans legislation is feminist because “trannies are basically doing blackface” Next week we are going to my wife's brother's wedding. I won't say anything about their politics, but its in rural western PA, the father of the bride is a prison guard, and the wedding was scheduled to be after her younger brother finished basic training whichbhe signed up for as young as legally possible in high school.
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swickles posted:Next week we are going to my wife's brother's wedding. I won't say anything about their politics, but its in rural western PA, the father of the bride is a prison guard, and the wedding was scheduled to be after her younger brother finished basic training whichbhe signed up for as young as legally possible in high school. Peace be with ye
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T-Square posted:homemade Mayo (everyone should do this instead of buying it IMO) Correct. T-Square posted:so we can have as close to a fully homemade BLT as we can get. You will not be disappointed. We don't have a vegetable garden, but do go to the farmer's market all summer. Farmer's market heirloom tomato and lettuce with everything else homemade, that bad boy is the perfect way to send off the summer.
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IM GEI - look up your job on indeed, or a job just like it, and read those requirements. See if that matches what you do now. Re-write your resume to basically brag about how good you are at accomplishing those requirements, just re-word it. Or LINKED IN and look at peers for their list of poo poo.
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swickles posted:Next week we are going to my wife's brother's wedding. I won't say anything about their politics, but its in rural western PA, the father of the bride is a prison guard, and the wedding was scheduled to be after her younger brother finished basic training whichbhe signed up for as young as legally possible in high school. So will it be a casual wedding where you wear the white Troy Polamalu jersey, or a more formal one where you need the black Polamalu jersey?
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UF Tebow jersey
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LeeMajors posted:UF Tebow jersey I’d think a Tebow jersey wouldn’t go over that well in Western PA.
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fartknocker posted:I’d think a Tebow jersey wouldn’t go over that well in Western PA. Evangelicals baybeeeeee E: lol I totally forgot his one good playoff pass was against the Steelers. LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 19:47 on May 9, 2023 |
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