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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
next movie should start with a POV of Britney Griner's vape cartridge

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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Maxwell Lord posted:

Yeah that's the thing, who looks at this bleak nihilistic portrait of the arms trade and says "I see a franchise here"?

Must be the same people who did the Sicario sequel

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Yeah that's the thing, who looks at this bleak nihilistic portrait of the arms trade and says "I see a franchise here"?

God of War is very popular with the kids!

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Maxwell Lord posted:

Yeah that's the thing, who looks at this bleak nihilistic portrait of the arms trade and says "I see a franchise here"?

But enough about Iron Man

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

fatherboxx posted:

But enough about Iron Man

:golfclap:

Flying Zamboni
May 7, 2007

but, uh... well, there it is

Maxwell Lord posted:

Yeah that's the thing, who looks at this bleak nihilistic portrait of the arms trade and says "I see a franchise here"?

Bill Skarsgard wrote "Lord$ of War" on a big whiteboard during a meeting and the executives went wild.

Spermando
Jun 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1655920938624458753
Same movie but instead of space aliens it's signage that's not translated into Catalan.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
BIRD BOX BARCELONA

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Boy is that a lot of fun to say.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
BIRBOXBOLOGNA

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I hope the box of birds this time are a pair of cockatoos and all dialogue has to be yelled over the sound of constant bird screams

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

BEETS BEARS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I'll see you this summer at

Pope Corky the IX posted:

BIRD BOX BARCELONA

Prowler
May 24, 2004

Pope Corky the IX posted:

BIRD BOX BARTHELONA

Edited for pronunciation.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Vicky Christina Bird Box Barcelona

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
It's me
It's me
It's Triple B!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1656015796618027009

keaton's been waiting half his life to play him again

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1656015796618027009

keaton's been waiting half his life to play him again

Is there a section in Beetlejuice hell where you're forced to watch reboots and sequels to movies from the 80s until your eyes bleed? Because I think we're there.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Is he going Hawaiian?

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Maxwell Lord posted:

Yeah that's the thing, who looks at this bleak nihilistic portrait of the arms trade and says "I see a franchise here"?

They made 2sequels to Jarhead.

Edit: correction IMDB says there were actually 3 sequels

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

joylessdivision posted:

They made 2sequels to Jarhead.

Edit: correction IMDB says there were actually 3 sequels

When I first saw the announcement I assumed it was going to get the same treatment those sequels did. Then I saw they got the original actor back but also that it's Nicholas Cage so who knows.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1656015796618027009

keaton's been waiting half his life to play him again

Has Keaton, like, bought a castle that he needs to pay off?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Grendels Dad posted:

Has Keaton, like, bought a castle that he needs to pay off?

all i know is that he's been ready and willing to do that character again for decades

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Jenna Ortega is becoming every 90s goth kid combined into one super goth

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Grendels Dad posted:

Has Keaton, like, bought a castle that he needs to pay off?

Beetlejuice is just fun to play, I bet.


I hope they give Alex Brightman a cameo. Or a song.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Tars Tarkas posted:

Jenna Ortega is becoming every 90s goth kid combined into one super goth

The prophecies foretold of this

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RLVSnMARQQ

The complete plot of this is already on wikipedia and it is mindmeltongly complicated but not in a good way more like the ending of MGS2 way starting with Fortune's motivations. Like Donald Kaufman tried to write Inception.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tars Tarkas posted:

Jenna Ortega is becoming every 90s goth kid combined into one super goth

he's not gonna perv on her mom and force her to marry him is he

cuz uh

I didn't watch the movie til recent years and was like drat

they made a cartoon for children where lydia is his sidekick

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Of course they went with Ortega.

I liked her in Wednesday so it's not a bad choice, but it is an extremely obvious one.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Burton found a new muse.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Vertical Lime posted:

all i know is that he's been ready and willing to do that character again for decades

It's just kinda weird that he returns to his two most iconic roles within such a short timespan after decades of silence. Like, did he agree to be Batman again to get Beetlejuice off the ground?

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
Looks flat and lifeless compared to the original, and it’s trying to do some cartoon physics stuff that doesn’t work at all with the overall approach of quasi-realism; more stylized direction might be able to sell the idea that a little crab could pull a full-sized mermaid to a stop, but that’s not what Marshall et al are doing here

https://twitter.com/etnow/status/1656011151220801536?s=46&t=vHCQymUfA8QgltN6y1_sjA

High Warlord Zog
Dec 12, 2012
The lead actresses breasts seem to have been digitally banished to the same place as Namor's crotch.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

High Warlord Zog posted:

The lead actresses breasts seem to have been digitally banished to the same place as Namor's crotch.

Some nerd gonna say merpeople need streamlined body for hydrodynamics.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Is there a cross section of anti woke casting racist twitter and “bring back the boobs” twitter

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The CG looks really dodgy in general. Things look too smooth, and the water doesn’t look like it has any depth. They kind of look like they’re just floating in air.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Casimir Radon posted:

The CG looks really dodgy in general. Things look too smooth, and the water doesn’t look like it has any depth. They kind of look like they’re just floating in air.

That and all the water sound effects just feel like they're coming from nowhere and is not really what I'd associate with things moving around underwater. Lifeless is really the perfect way to describe how it looks.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Somewhere in New Zealand, a rage-filled James Cameron grabs a tyre iron and tells his assistant to book him a flight to LA so he can "show these lazy assholes how to do it properly."

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Didn't Finding Nemo more or less perfect shooting CG stuff that looks like it's properly underwater? What, where all those guys busy? Couldn't email over some notes or something? Anything?

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Asterite34 posted:

Didn't Finding Nemo more or less perfect shooting CG stuff that looks like it's properly underwater? What, where all those guys busy? Couldn't email over some notes or something? Anything?

Those were for fish, this is for fish-people and crabs. Totally different.

Take solace though, everybody: The part of the movie that takes place on land will look like even worse dogshit.

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