Ukraine War: "20 months of war for a used car."

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

we can't hit the training commanders!!!

# ? May 10, 2023 12:13

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 10:06

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

# ? May 10, 2023 13:03

zone: Dec 6, 2016

Should have added obr. 2023 just to rub it in, imo

# ? May 10, 2023 13:06

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1656229025583382528
My dear Solovyov, it was your own idiots that cannibalized your training corps to try shoring up the lines last year. They're almost all gone, nobody to shoot even if you wanted to.

The murdering of trainers will continue until the training improves

# ? May 10, 2023 13:10

Just Another Lurker: May 1, 2009

Barry Bluejeans posted:

The murdering of trainers will continue until the training improves

Pretty sure most of them died gloriously last year. :kiddo:

# ? May 10, 2023 13:31

Sashimi: Dec 26, 2008; College Slice

Tarquinn posted:

We'll see the real Russian Army when they finally unlock the FT-17.

# ? May 10, 2023 13:57

Karma Comedian: Feb 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1656262410674802693?t=JDj7ytqxfQKL61fjWfEqgw&s=19

lmao

# ? May 10, 2023 14:03

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Don't get the lack of hardware at the parade. Why didn't they just use some of the thousands of working T-72 tanks in reserve and their huge uncommitted elite armies that are waiting for the right time to be used. Been sitting here for hours and racking my brain trying to understand this. There must be some kind of explanation!

# ? May 10, 2023 14:07

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Is calling Prigohzin "Pissgoblin" a probatable offense? It's remarkably clever and I'm a good poster.

# ? May 10, 2023 14:12

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

YOU CANT CUT T-34 PRODUCTION YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!!

# ? May 10, 2023 14:16

kemikalkadet: Sep 16, 2012

GABA ghoul posted:

Don't get the lack of hardware at the parade. Why didn't they just use some of the thousands of working T-72 tanks in reserve and their huge uncommitted elite armies that are waiting for the right time to be used. Been sitting here for hours and racking my brain trying to understand this. There must be some kind of explanation!

The real army is due to show up at the parade any day now.

# ? May 10, 2023 14:17

zone: Dec 6, 2016

Karma Comedian posted:

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1656262410674802693?t=JDj7ytqxfQKL61fjWfEqgw&s=19

lmao

Common Turkish W

# ? May 10, 2023 14:17

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

neato burrito posted:

Is calling Prigohzin "Pissgoblin" a probatable offense? It's remarkably clever and I'm a good poster.

# ? May 10, 2023 14:22

Pennsylvanian: May 23, 2010; Hetman Bohdan Khmelnytsky Independent Presidential Regiment
Western Liberal Democracy or Death!

neato burrito posted:

Is calling Prigohzin "Pissgoblin" a probatable offense? It's remarkably clever and I'm a good poster.

You might need to ask permission from the Trump and Jorp threads first.

# ? May 10, 2023 14:29

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Also a certain unnamed subforum

# ? May 10, 2023 14:37

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Kindly shut up, you two. :tipshat:

# ? May 10, 2023 14:43

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

neato burrito posted:

Is calling Prigohzin "Pissgoblin" a probatable offense? It's remarkably clever and I'm a good poster.

At worst you can let us know in about six hours, probably.

# ? May 10, 2023 14:43

RDM: Apr 6, 2009; I LOVE FINLAND AND ESPECIALLY FINLAND'S MILITARY ALLIANCES, GOOGLE FINLAND WORLD WAR 2 FOR MORE INFORMATION SLAVA UKRANI

Another weird fetish pops up in the bloodlust thread.

Concerning.

# ? May 10, 2023 14:47

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

kemikalkadet posted:

The real army is due to show up at the parade any day now.

What you westerners don't know is that Russia actually debuted its invisibility module for the armatas :smug:

# ? May 10, 2023 14:48

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

When are Russian propqanda posters going to start making memes of the Russian riders of Rohan breaking the siege of helms deep

# ? May 10, 2023 14:54

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

RDM posted:

Another weird fetish pops up in the bloodlust thread.

Concerning.

Tarquinn posted:

Kindly shut up, you two.

# ? May 10, 2023 14:55

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

14 servicemen wounded at firing range in Voronezh region as result of drone attack, at least 2 drones used

You get mobilized at home, sent to a training facility and immediately your leg is missing from a ukrianian drone. You have never stepped foot inside Ukraine, seen a ukrianian or even fired a weapon and you are dying.

That is the future of Russian trainees.

# ? May 10, 2023 14:57

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

There's a story breaking on CNN about Japan being in talks to open a NATO office.

In Japan...

Nice job, Putin! Now get the gently caress out of Ukraine

# ? May 10, 2023 15:05

bad_fmr: Nov 28, 2007

The thread rules clearly state that you cannot use any proper nouns found in the Warhammer 40000 Codex: Orks.

# ? May 10, 2023 15:05

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

There's a story breaking on CNN about Japan being in talks to open a NATO office.

In Japan...

Nice job, Putin! Now get the gently caress out of Ukraine

Its weird, cause like, they actually have a separate agreement which is effectively a special treaty just as good as NATO for them with the US, but its also Japan so the thrill of creating more bureaucracy to accomplish something they've already got must be irresistible.

# ? May 10, 2023 15:11

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

I see Russia managed to succeed in it's goal to destroy NATO!

It has now become NAPTO

# ? May 10, 2023 15:13

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

There's a story breaking on CNN about Japan being in talks to open a NATO office.

In Japan...

Nice job, Putin! Now get the gently caress out of Ukraine

America increasingly isolated, multipolar world incoming!

# ? May 10, 2023 15:15

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1656294998000775168
This is beyond parody.

# ? May 10, 2023 15:26

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

Samovar posted:

I see Russia managed to succeed in it's goal to destroy NATO!

It has now become NAPTO

Northern Alliance Treaty Organisation / Organisation du Traité de l'Alliance Nord.

(Changing all the signs and paperwork would be prohibitively expensive.)

# ? May 10, 2023 15:28

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

There's a story breaking on CNN about Japan being in talks to open a NATO office.

In Japan...

Nice job, Putin! Now get the gently caress out of Ukraine

loving lol if this goes through

# ? May 10, 2023 15:29

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1656294998000775168
This is beyond parody.

The tepid clapping at the end is a lol.

# ? May 10, 2023 15:37

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Tarquinn posted:

Kindly shut up, you two.

🫡

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1656294998000775168
This is beyond parody.

Oh speaking of these nice gentlemen, did this not get posted?

quote:

French Parliament calls on EU to list Wagner as 'terrorist group'

The resolution, which is non-binding and symbolic, passed with unanimous support across the political spectrum in the Assembl�e Nationale.

The French Parliament adopted a resolution on Tuesday, May 10, calling on the European Union to formally label Russian mercenary force Wagner a "terrorist group."

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/politics/article/2023/05/10/french-parliament-calls-on-eu-to-list-wagner-as-terrorist-group_6026136_5.html
UK is apparently going to do the same and hopefully the EU passes it and makes it legal to hunt them down.

# ? May 10, 2023 15:39

karoshi: Nov 4, 2008; "Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

Computer viking posted:

Northern Alliance Treaty Organisation / Organisation du Traité de l'Alliance Nord.

(Changing all the signs and paperwork would be prohibitively expensive.)

And what do you name it after the Kiwis and c-word enthusiasts join it?

# ? May 10, 2023 15:40

karoshi: Nov 4, 2008; "Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

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# ? May 10, 2023 15:40

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Samovar posted:

I see Russia managed to succeed in it's goal to destroy NATO!

It has now become NAPTO

I mean, Japan is practically there, half their equipment and training is oriented around cross-service compatibility with US and other allies.

# ? May 10, 2023 16:24

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

There's a story breaking on CNN about Japan being in talks to open a NATO office.

In Japan...

Nice job, Putin! Now get the gently caress out of Ukraine

When do we rename NATO since we have abandoned the NA part of that

# ? May 10, 2023 16:32

FEMA summer camp: Jan 22, 2006

HonorableTB posted:

When do we rename NATO since we have abandoned the NA part of that

GLOBEATO

# ? May 10, 2023 16:33

Gejnor: Mar 14, 2005; Fun Shoe

HonorableTB posted:

When do we rename NATO since we have abandoned the NA part of that

Northern Hemisphere Treaty Organization? Hmm..

# ? May 10, 2023 16:34

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Let's just rename it the gently caress Russia Alliance, nice and easy to remember

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TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

There's a story breaking on CNN about Japan being in talks to open a NATO office.

In Japan...

Nice job, Putin! Now get the gently caress out of Ukraine

*2025: US makes NATO global, Russia insists they have played right into their hand*

*The Last Russian Tank in Ukraine explodes due to poor maintenance, Russia insists "Just getting warmed up*

# ? May 10, 2023 16:37

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