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You fuckin' plebs arguing over an hour or two on your decky-whatits and roggy-whos. The GOAT PlayDate has 8 hours of active game time, 14 days standby. I mean, y'all begging for table scraps when you could be eatin' good. I mean, look at this. A feast for the senses. 
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ugly-rear end poo poo xbox controllers costin more than an xbox lol. "ugly rear end poo poo xbox controller connection issues has intermittent connectivity problem solution patch 2024 jesus god someone write new drivers" is what they'll be googlin
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May 11, 2023 16:10
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The Republic of Gamers lost 4km to Ukrainian ground forces today
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May 11, 2023 16:11
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Tiny Timbs posted:Put SteamOS on it asus in their galaxy brain wisdom definitely put some proprietary poo poo in there so something basic like sleep mode or sound won't work in steamos lol afaik their gamer laptops still can't shut off nvidia gpus on linux, leading to absolutely poo poo battery life
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May 11, 2023 16:12
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unruly posted:You fuckin' plebs arguing over an hour or two on your decky-whatits and roggy-whos. The GOAT PlayDate has 8 hours of active game time, 14 days standby. I mean, y'all begging for table scraps when you could be eatin' good.
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May 11, 2023 16:13
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Truga posted:asus in their galaxy brain wisdom definitely put some proprietary poo poo in there so something basic like sleep mode or sound won't work in steamos lol lol of course
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May 11, 2023 16:14
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The most amusing part of that article is definitely that the analog stick is so close to the screen that it triggers the touchscreen.
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May 11, 2023 16:17
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Paradoxish posted:The most amusing part of that article is definitely that the analog stick is so close to the screen that it triggers the touchscreen. You think that ASUS employs a QA department? You think they’re Elon rich?
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May 11, 2023 16:21
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unruly posted:You think that ASUS employs a QA department? You think they’re Elon rich? quote:Notably, the toggles for 1080p/720p and the FPS limiter won't always work, and you'll still have to change these in games (Asus said it is considering altering or removing the resolution toggle). Their solution to on-the-fly resolution/framerate adjustments not working is to remove them lmao
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May 11, 2023 16:22
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Paradoxish posted:Their solution to on-the-fly resolution/framerate adjustments not working is to remove them lmao I actually hope they lean hard into this. Either the thing will flame out and leave a good set of “what not to do” lesions for others, or they do such a good job that everyone benefits from increased competition. You don’t have to consult the Oracle to know which one will happen.
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May 11, 2023 16:33
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Who the gently caress wants to use Windows with a god drat controller and some terrible mouse/keyboard emulation on joysticks?
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May 11, 2023 16:54
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I like Windows, it's where my programs and files are
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May 11, 2023 16:58
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Super No Vacancy posted:https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1656666441075286018 Jesus christ the text on those buttons.
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May 11, 2023 16:59
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I noticed that my decky recorder doesn't work when I'm using moonlight (there's just no record button). Is this a hardware issue where it just physically can't do both at the same time? Or a software thing maybe to keep people from recording certain content?
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May 11, 2023 17:16
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republican gamers anus ally is full of poo poo. Big surprise.
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May 11, 2023 17:36
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sigher posted:Who the gently caress wants to use Windows 
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May 11, 2023 17:39
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unruly posted:You think that ASUS employs a QA department? You think they’re Elon rich? After that SaGa game launched with messed up controls I don't think anyone does QA in this niche. That's what you have fans for.
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May 11, 2023 17:42
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Suburban Dad posted:Jesus christ the text on those buttons. press FI to continue
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May 11, 2023 17:55
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You can’t even order a carrying case for this dumb thing yet lol
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May 11, 2023 17:57
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Why does it not come with one? 
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May 11, 2023 18:05
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Beve Stuscemi posted:Why does it not come with one? Because they can charge for it! These things should come standard with a case.
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rafikki posted:https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/05/the-asus-rog-ally-runs-windows-eats-battery-and-needs-time-to-cook/ The battery issue seems better than Steam Deck from this chart in that article:  e: I'm an idiot, it doesn't compare against Steam Deck under Linux. RandomBlue fucked around with this message at 18:29 on May 11, 2023 |
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May 11, 2023 18:25
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ASUS is already under fire for overvolting AMD CPUs in their motherboards causing them to blow up so they need this W guys!!
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May 11, 2023 18:26
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RandomBlue posted:The battery issue seems better than Steam Deck from this chart in that article: Marginally. Looking at the times he posted you want to pay an extra 100 for 15 minutes
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May 11, 2023 18:31
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CharlestheHammer posted:Marginally. Looking at the times he posted you want to pay an extra 100 for 15 minutes Well it’s also double the resolution and fps. It’s kinda a lovely chart though.
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May 11, 2023 18:33
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LTT just released a weird video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLVgr29NMA0 Just a laundy list of things that suck 10/10
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May 11, 2023 18:35
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MarcusSA posted:Well it’s also double the resolution and fps. Yeah but I don’t particularly care about that. I know a lot of people just chase whatever is most powerful but there will always be something more powerful coming out and most people don’t have that money
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May 11, 2023 18:39
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Come at the GabeN you better not miss. Hopefully the Ally gets patched into a better state but to be honest I don’t have a lot of faith in Asus’s software wing. They’re not a software company, do they even know how to fix what’s broken here?
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May 11, 2023 18:41
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RandomBlue posted:The battery issue seems better than Steam Deck from this chart in that article:
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May 11, 2023 18:41
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Talorat posted:Come at the GabeN you better not miss. I think this is the #1 issue with the Ally, in 18 months (or less, probably less) Asus will probably have pretty much abandoned it.
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May 11, 2023 18:43
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homeless snail posted:Eh its kind of a meaningless chart, the only thing that matters here are the wattages. They both have 40Wh batteries, turbo mode is I'm pretty sure the full 30W + another 10W for the rest of the system yeah its gonna run an hour. But all of these things are fully tunable, Deck goes from 3-15W and Ally goes from 7-30W, so you can do the math to get battery life at whatever performance level you're interested in. e: goes without saying that watt for watt the Ally is more powerful though, so if all you care about is power, straight shooting Deck @ 15W vs Ally on whatever the 15W mode is called, you get more power at the same battery life. if that's all you care about homeless snail fucked around with this message at 18:53 on May 11, 2023 |
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May 11, 2023 18:48
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MarcusSA posted:Because they can charge for it! Steam Case is loving great. I don't know how many cases for how many things I've bought over the last 20 years but Stream Case is amazing.
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Vic posted:LTT just released a weird video Pretty good video and the windows keyboard part made me lol because that poo poo is so fuckin annoying
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Beastie posted:Steam Case is loving great. I don't know how many cases for how many things I've bought over the last 20 years but Stream Case is amazing. It's also at least 50€ they could have charged for it but didn't.
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May 11, 2023 19:07
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no steam os no trackpads DOA!!
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unruly posted:You fuckin' plebs arguing over an hour or two on your decky-whatits and roggy-whos. The GOAT PlayDate has 8 hours of active game time, 14 days standby. I mean, y'all begging for table scraps when you could be eatin' good. Yaknow, you joke, but I kinda just want a Lo-Fi gaming console with a library that exclusively comes from itch.io and if the playdate wasn't a forever-in-preorder nightmare to buy I'd probably get one. ConanThe3rd fucked around with this message at 19:25 on May 11, 2023 |
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May 11, 2023 19:20
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ConanThe3rd posted:Yaknow, you joke, but I kinda just want a Lo-Fi gaming console with a library that exclusively comes from itch.io and if the playdate wasn't a forever-in-preorder nightmare to buy I'd probably get one. Isn’t that just an analog pocket? I want one for sure but I’d probably just play the same stuff I play on my deck on it.
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May 11, 2023 19:52
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The biggest game of the next 5 years is about to release in 9 hours on the weakest handheld on the market. I could not possibly care less about the ASUS specs when it doesnt have the basic stuff like the ability to navigate its OS without going through 8 menus
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I'd buy the Playdate for $50 but come on that thing doesn't even have a backlight. It's black and white. Get real.
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