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Got an mri this week and thought fondly of this thread and butt plugs. They're also loud as gently caress.
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If your buttplug is loud it might not be a buttplug.
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May 11, 2023 19:46
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Saw this classic again today. I'm getting some tree work done tomorrow and I want to show this to the guy.
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May 11, 2023 20:00
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https://i.imgur.com/Ha9e5oo.mp4
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May 11, 2023 20:01
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:If your buttplug is loud it might not be a buttplug. Could be a harmonica-buttplug?
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May 11, 2023 20:01
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Stoatbringer posted:Could be a harmonica-buttplug? Fart pipe
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May 11, 2023 20:29
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There's an idea, bend it hard and hit a C Shart
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Powered Descent posted:Out of curiosity, can someone with braces on their teeth get an MRI? I assume no. Are there orthodontists on emergency call to remove the braces from people who urgently need a scan? As someone who reports MRIs of the brain for a living plenty of people have MRIs with braces on. Metal is safe as long as it is only dia or paramagnetic rather than ferromagnetic. They do cause artefact on the scan either way though with loss of signal (basically a big black blob).
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May 11, 2023 20:37
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*ding* Level up! Weapon unlocked: ANAL RAILGUN. Equip now?
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May 11, 2023 21:24
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:There's an idea, bend it hard and hit a C Shart Taco Tuesday and the Buttplug Kazoos: Melodies in C Shart
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May 11, 2023 21:26
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https://twitter.com/the_vello/status/1656757867339214869?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg
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Fell Mood posted:Got an mri this week and thought fondly of this thread and butt plugs. When I had one they gave me headphones to listen to because of the noise then when I put them on they were playing loving Simply Red! I’d rather have listed to the machine spinning around
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May 11, 2023 21:46
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They didn't ask you what kind of music you liked?
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May 11, 2023 22:05
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May 11, 2023 22:06
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the case, it does nothing.
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May 11, 2023 22:09
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His precision is remarkable, but holy poo poo he's going to absolutely destroy his back doing that.
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May 11, 2023 22:28
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There Bias Two posted:His precision is remarkable, but holy poo poo he's going to absolutely destroy his back doing that. Don't worry, his lungs will give out before his back does. 
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May 11, 2023 22:29
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Post poste posted:Don't worry, his lungs will give out before his back does. "What's that you said???"
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May 11, 2023 22:45
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Wistful of Dollars posted:https://twitter.com/the_vello/status/1656757867339214869?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg They extrapolated that from his actual statement: NORFOLK SOUTHERN... BAD!! Great avatar by the way. ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 23:54 on May 11, 2023 |
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May 11, 2023 23:52
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Atticus_1354 posted:Yes. This is 100% caused by not securing the load. Every crane truck is going to have a means of securing that with a chain or strap. Until it breaks, and management isn't willing to pay for a remote mechanic to fix it, so they demand you drive it back to the yard like that (but not anywhere in writing, so they can blame the driver later)
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May 12, 2023 00:28
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Javid posted:Until it breaks, and management isn't willing to pay for a remote mechanic to fix it, so they demand you drive it back to the yard like that (but not anywhere in writing, so they can blame the driver later) I seriously doubt that driver couldn't find extra chains and a boomer. We're not talking about so specialty system. Some of the small trucks use the cranes winch to tighten it down so you don't even need anything extra.
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There Bias Two posted:His precision is remarkable, but holy poo poo he's going to absolutely destroy his back doing that. It's ok, it's reversed
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Cthulu Carl posted:Either way, the hospital should counter-sue for sexual harassment because why else would you wear a buttplug to an MRI if not to force people to see it in your rear end? I am not sure if it is done with all kinds of MRIs but for the one I did they injected me with a contrasting fluid that makes it feel like you are making GBS threads yourself, it was very uncomfortable.
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May 12, 2023 08:31
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B-Rock452 posted:I think this qualifies as OSHA technically, that's an anal coil gun, since it was accelerated with a magnet pulling on it. instead of two electrified rails
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May 12, 2023 09:08
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"Hmm, I wonder what the new thread title is all about" "Oh" "Oh dear"
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May 12, 2023 10:37
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May 12, 2023 10:47
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This dude dresses better to bust rocks than I do to go out
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May 12, 2023 11:03
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I'll never understand how people are this casual around incoming shrapnel
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May 12, 2023 11:26
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When a truckload of oxygen bottles are exploding, should you: A) Run the gently caress away B) Ignore it and go about your business C) Stand around and watch as the explosions get bigger and closer D) Get as close as you can an film it for Instagram likes
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May 12, 2023 11:52
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jetz0r posted:technically, that's an anal coil gun, since it was accelerated with a magnet pulling on it. instead of two electrified rails So what would it take to create an actual anal railgun, for proper comparison?
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Stoatbringer posted:When a truckload of oxygen bottles are exploding, should you: Stoatbringer posted:So what would it take to create an actual anal railgun, for proper comparison? A butt plug so big that the goat man would need to practice first. Trust me, I'm a goatseologist.
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There’d have to be a shuttle that the butt plug sits in which in turn rides on two rails which is a kink setup that I’m not sure anyone’s ever tried before
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May 12, 2023 12:23
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Stoatbringer posted:When a truckload of oxygen bottles are exploding, should you: After the Beirut explosion if I ever see a warehouse or truck on fire I'm turbo getting the gently caress as far away as possible
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May 12, 2023 12:32
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TjyvTompa posted:I am not sure if it is done with all kinds of MRIs but for the one I did they injected me with a contrasting fluid that makes it feel like you are making GBS threads yourself, it was very uncomfortable. I got one of those and the tech or nurse or whoever it was that was getting me prepped told me "You're going to feel warm and it's going to feel like you peed your pants when they inject the dye" and I didn't really think much of it. That's such a weird specific thing I kind of thought they were loving with me. They hit me with the dye and instantly my first thought was "oh my god it feels like I pissed my pants." Weird stuff.
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May 12, 2023 13:41
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https://twitter.com/blabla112345/status/1656896609290993665 Okay this is pretty awesome
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jetz0r posted:technically, that's an anal coil gun, since it was accelerated with a magnet pulling on it. instead of two electrified rails ohhhhh so it's a coilgun colonic. Got it, got it.
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:I got one of those and the tech or nurse or whoever it was that was getting me prepped told me "You're going to feel warm and it's going to feel like you peed your pants when they inject the dye" and I didn't really think much of it. That's such a weird specific thing I kind of thought they were loving with me. It seemed like everyone from the check-in lady to the nurse to the whoever told me the same thing. Everyone who knew me that had the same experience just kept talking about feeling like they pissed themselves. Very specific information. For me I just felt really, really warm and flush all over my scalp and face. The weirdest part was the whole robot syringe contraption, it looked like I was on death row for a second there.
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May 12, 2023 14:47
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An intestinal ballistic missile.
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May 12, 2023 15:00
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Stoatbringer posted:An intestinal ballistic missile. Take psyllium capsules every day and you'll get this too.
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mischief posted:It seemed like everyone from the check-in lady to the nurse to the whoever told me the same thing. Everyone who knew me that had the same experience just kept talking about feeling like they pissed themselves. Very specific information. Yeah, that was the other part. Felt like somebody parked a fireplace right next to my head. Just the weirdest overall sensation.
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