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Selane
May 19, 2006

DalaranJ posted:

I will head in a parabolic arc towards the ending.
I will draw a dick using hero’s path while en route to the ending.

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Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

I will head straight for the ending, only to be derailed after 30 seconds and never find my way back.

My current goal is to actually beat BotW today. Probably won't succeed, even trying to keep myself on the track of four Guardians and Master Sword.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat


HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Awwwww.

St. Blaize
Oct 11, 2007
Anyone still looking for a collector’s edition, the gamestop by me is “selling” them starting at 3cst and then pickup at 11pm cst. So if you dont have a preorder seems like a good option

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord
Forgot I have $70 in Target gift cards, so I am going on a hunt before work tomorrow :toot:

Fingers crossed there are some in stock outside of pre-orders, assuming it's too late to pre-order one and expect it to be available for pick up tomorrow at this point.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
The guy in the commercial looked way too well off to be that sad tho

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
They make so many shows to try and convince us rich ppl are sad too or whatever and it never works this mother fucker owns a house I don't wanna hear no complaints from homeowners go to your rooms

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Selane posted:

I will draw a dick using hero’s path while en route to the ending.

I'm doing an Amogus% run

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Just like Link, Australians can only afford homes if they go on a grand adventure, put many dangerous critters into their backpacks and sell them to roadside tinkers.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Steve Yun posted:

The guy in the commercial looked way too well off to be that sad tho

Money can’t buy happiness. Unless you use it to purchase Tears of the Kingdom.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



Wait BOTW and ToTK have endings? :confused:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
heading to work soon. i'm at that point of excitement that feels like raw anxiety oh boy lmao

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Khanstant posted:

They make so many shows to try and convince us rich ppl are sad too or whatever and it never works this mother fucker owns a house I don't wanna hear no complaints from homeowners go to your rooms

He even has a maid!

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Steve Yun posted:

He even has a maid!

I wonder what she plays.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

DalaranJ posted:

Money can’t buy happiness. Unless you use it to purchase Tears of the Kingdom.

A stellar support of socialism (all get a TotK).
A scathing indictment of mental health professionals.

Sgt. Cosgrove
Mar 16, 2007

How about I bend your body into funny balloon animal shapes?

Just played a bit of BOTW as a final goodbye, how am I just now figuring out that there are lil magnetic blocks in the major test of strength rooms that let you block the final laser barrage phase?

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
Gonna knock myself out with a Looney Tunes mallet so by the time I regain consciousness the game will be released.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Sgt. Cosgrove posted:

Just played a bit of BOTW as a final goodbye, how am I just now figuring out that there are lil magnetic blocks in the major test of strength rooms that let you block the final laser barrage phase?

BotW will be one of those games where people discover new things years later. Tears of the Kingdom is obviously going to be a timeless classic for this reason too.

Blaziken386
Jun 27, 2013

I'm what the kids call: a big nerd
left work a little early to see if i can snag a collector's edition upgrade at gamestop

collector's edition is available at 3pm. it's 2:45 and there's like 15 people in line, lmao

edit: the line is now out the door :shepspends:

Blaziken386 fucked around with this message at 21:59 on May 11, 2023

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

I won't truly be satisfied with TotK unless Link dismantles the monarchy and institutes full communism in Hyrule

Alxprit
Feb 7, 2015

<click> <click> What is it with this dancing?! Bouncing around like fools... I would have thought my own kind at least would understand the seriousness of our Adventurer's Guild!

Sgt. Cosgrove posted:

Just played a bit of BOTW as a final goodbye, how am I just now figuring out that there are lil magnetic blocks in the major test of strength rooms that let you block the final laser barrage phase?

each test of strength has its own way of blocking the spinnies. SOme are in water so you make a cryonis block. Some have those magnetic pillars you lift. Some have the breakable pillars. etc etc.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

MokBa posted:

I won't truly be satisfied with TotK unless Link dismantles the monarchy and institutes full communism in Hyrule

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

I said come in! posted:

BotW will be one of those games where people discover new things years later. Tears of the Kingdom is obviously going to be a timeless classic for this reason too.

Stasis on push-buttons.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
7 hours

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Kart Barfunkel posted:

I wonder what she plays.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

SyRauk posted:

Gonna knock myself out with a Looney Tunes mallet so by the time I regain consciousness the game will be released.

You should do that more often I think it's working

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

dumb stupid idiot terf country.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Dump their tea overboard. No kings no masters no mayo

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Fuse their tea with mayo

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Steve Yun posted:

The guy in the commercial looked way too well off to be that sad tho

His first wife just left him because he slept with his co-worker (who's also married, but sad because her husband is a jealous alcoholic that doesn't like his wife is a successful business woman) on a business trip and he only see's his kids every other weekend now. There's rumors at work about it, and he's in the dog house. In six months time, his co-worker will leave the company because she'll be shamed, and he will get a promotion because he had an Epiphany while playing Zelda and made a fancy presentation that he showed twice, and the higher ups love it. His boss will high five him after a late night drink on a Friday night for scoring with a "hot one". He'll be fine, and in two years he'll marry a waitress/yoga instructor/grad student who did a summer as an intern at his company. In five years he'll have a new kid that is definitely his favorite over his two older kids who he barely sees anymore and goes to one of their games a year, maybe. (his oldest, his daughter, is majorly into swimming, his first son is majorly into baseball, and he's sad about that over his preferred sport, football).

And in ten years, he'll show that third child the joy of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom remaster on the nintendo glasses.


Nintendo stays winning.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

LionArcher posted:

His first wife just left him because he slept with his co-worker (who's also married, but sad because her husband is a jealous alcoholic that doesn't like his wife is a successful business woman) on a business trip and he only see's his kids every other weekend now. There's rumors at work about it, and he's in the dog house. In six months time, his co-worker will leave the company because she'll be shamed, and he will get a promotion because he had an Epiphany while playing Zelda and made a fancy presentation that he showed twice, and the higher ups love it. His boss will high five him after a late night drink on a Friday night for scoring with a "hot one". He'll be fine, and in two years he'll marry a waitress/yoga instructor/grad student who did a summer as an intern at his company. In five years he'll have a new kid that is definitely his favorite over his two older kids who he barely sees anymore and goes to one of their games a year, maybe. (his oldest, his daughter, is majorly into swimming, his first son is majorly into baseball, and he's sad about that over his preferred sport, football).

And in ten years, he'll show that third child the joy of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom remaster on the nintendo glasses.


Nintendo stays winning.

What?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


LionArcher posted:

His first wife just left him because he slept with his co-worker (who's also married, but sad because her husband is a jealous alcoholic that doesn't like his wife is a successful business woman) on a business trip and he only see's his kids every other weekend now. There's rumors at work about it, and he's in the dog house. In six months time, his co-worker will leave the company because she'll be shamed, and he will get a promotion because he had an Epiphany while playing Zelda and made a fancy presentation that he showed twice, and the higher ups love it. His boss will high five him after a late night drink on a Friday night for scoring with a "hot one". He'll be fine, and in two years he'll marry a waitress/yoga instructor/grad student who did a summer as an intern at his company. In five years he'll have a new kid that is definitely his favorite over his two older kids who he barely sees anymore and goes to one of their games a year, maybe. (his oldest, his daughter, is majorly into swimming, his first son is majorly into baseball, and he's sad about that over his preferred sport, football).

And in ten years, he'll show that third child the joy of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom remaster on the nintendo glasses.


Nintendo stays winning.

not reading all that

Zelda ftw

Asterite34
May 19, 2009




The anticipation for TotK over the last few months has pickled peoples' brains with an overproduction of stress hormones and neurotransmitters

The game needs to come out already, the wait is giving people schizophrenia

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Khanstant posted:

Dump their tea overboard. No kings no masters no mayo

Link is a cop.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
zelda

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



In less than seven hours!!!

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Yass of the Queendom

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mr_jolly
Aug 20, 2003

Not so jolly now

His first wife just left him because he slept with his co-worker (who's also married, but sad because her husband is a jealous alcoholic that doesn't like his wife is a successful business woman) on a business trip and he only see's his kids every other weekend now. There's rumors at work about it, and he's in the dog house. In six months time, his co-worker will leave the company because she'll be shamed, and he will get a promotion because he had an Epiphany while playing Zelda and made a fancy presentation that he showed twice, and the higher ups love it. His boss will high five him after a late night drink on a Friday night for scoring with a "hot one". He'll be fine, and in two years he'll marry a waitress/yoga instructor/grad student who did a summer as an intern at his company. In five years he'll have a new kid that is definitely his favorite over his two older kids who he barely sees anymore and goes to one of their games a year, maybe. (his oldest, his daughter, is majorly into swimming, his first son is majorly into baseball, and he's sad about that over his preferred sport, football).

And in ten years, he'll show that third child the joy of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom remaster on the nintendo glasses.


Nintendo stays winning.

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